(NSFW: Language) Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a hardcore team building coach who takes a group of office workers to a remote island, only for their retreat to devolve into a horrible retelling of Lord of the Flies.

2am Projects’ dope Christmas stocking is a gift in itself. Made to look like the classic Air Jordan 1 sneaker, the stocking is 15.5″ long and 9″ wide at its widest point. So yeah, you can fit an actual shoe inside.

Kyle Clark of Colorado news channel 9news has a message to his fellow Coloradans: stop taking pictures of patios each time it snows. Yeah folks, why not take pictures of your laser-eyed demon horse instead? Regardless of the weather?

A hungry llama sees a very juicy bush in the middle of the desert, but there’s an electric fence in the way. Caminandes is a series made by the folks behind the free 3D animation program Blender. Watch the first episode here.

Mapkin is an iOS app that lets you make personalized maps for your loved ones. Choose which landmarks appear on the map, add notes or even voice recordings then send a link to the map via SMS, email, Facebook or Twitter.

A modern take on the classic desktop timewaster, these clacking balls have been loaded with LEDs and electronic sensors so they change colors when they smack into each other. “Stop playing with my balls” sign not included.

(NSFW: Language) Dead Parrot cast two old men to recreate an online argument that erupted in the comments section of a One Direction music video. Sadly the mockery will probably be lost on the very people who made these statements.

Improv Everywhere drops by a neighborhood Starbucks to order a venti strawberry Frappuccino, take in some free wi-fi, and also to recreate a classic moment from Stanley Kubrick’s epic Spartacus.

Now you don’t have to pay hundreds of dollars or wait weeks to get custom-molded earphones. Decibullz earphones use nontoxic thermoplastic molds that you can fit at home. You can also buy just the molds if you already have earphones.

(NSFW: Language, Gross) Seth Rogen and James Franco did a shot for shot remake of Kanye West’s intentionally(?) generic and cheesy music video for his single Bound 2. You can see both videos side-by-side here. Jesus wept.

A wooden bulletin board with magnets embedded inside. It comes with a set of wooden accessories – a hook, a box, pegs and a shelf – that also have magnets inside them. You can also buy the board and the accessories separately.

Say farewell to the previous generation of video game consoles with this upbeat track. YouTuber liltommyj made it using the Wii, PS3 and Xbox 360 hardware as instruments, along with sounds from their user interface.

We prefer the moniker “birddogs” for these amusing hybrid animals created by carefully merging dogs and birds into a new species – courtesy of Adobe Photoshop. We definitely wouldn’t want to get hit by falling dird poop.

Artist Tobias Gutmann travels around the world with his portrait-making booth. The cardboard booth has levers that people can move to indicate the style of their portrait, then Tobias draws it Face-o-mat prints it out. More here.

A new trailer for In Saturn’s Rings, a time-lapse movie made of over a million images taken by satellites, spacecraft, obervatories and more. Filmmaker Stephen van Vuuren is raising funds to get an orchestral score created for the movie.

A great gift for hoops fans, the Naismith-style lace-up ball is a replica of early basketballs. It has a leather shell, a rubber bladder and a rawhide lace. It’s a bit bigger and heavier than today’s balls, but it’s perfectly functional.