We’ve used baby gates to keep our dogs out of rooms we don’t want them in, but the only time they’ve foiled the system is by jumping over them or brute force. Not Java. She’s got her own system that’s decidedly more clever.

(NSFW: Language) Vine Compilations presents its picks for the best Vine videos of the year. Prepare for a 23-minute barrage of jokes, illusions, pranks, funny pets, parodies, twerking, and uhm, male twerking.

(NSFW: Language) After paying homage to New York’s hip hop scene, artist Jay Shells gives a massive shout out to West Coast rap. Animal NY once again followed Jay around as he posted rap lyrics in the areas they referenced.

A ’77 Toyota FJ40 Land Cruiser restored by Finishing Touch. It got its original olive green paint back, but it also has lots of new parts, including a 135hp 6-cylinder engine, a 5-speed manual transmission and an OME lift kit.

(NSFW/Flashing lights) Is your life devoid of weirdness and nightmares? Let’s remedy that with this Adult Swim feature about a man who makes virtual replicas of people. From Alan Resnick, the comedian behind Alantutorial.

A brief profile on the jack of all trades mech and poster boy of upcoming fps Titanfall, the Atlas. The Collector’s Edition of the game comes with a highly detailed diorama that includes an LED-lit 18″ Atlas statue.

A photo from Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy. Headlined by Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Bradley Cooper (as Rocket Raccoon) and Vin Diesel (as Groot). Also stars John C. Reilly, Benicio del Toro, Karen Gillan. Out 8/14.

Paper-thin Tyvek sheets designed to be used with wet erase pens such as Crayola washable markers and other washable ink pens. Letterforms can be cleaned with just a small amount of water, ready to be used again.

(NSFW: Language/Flashing lights) Two bros name their favorite games of 2013. And then some. These two characters seem to be made of pure dork anti-matter. Either that or they’re the Web’s comments sections personified.

Jacek Mazur builds replicas of exotic cars in his spare time. His masterpiece is a replica of the McLaren F1. It cost him only about $33,000 to make a poor man’s version of the $8M car, although it did take him 8 years to build it.

If you think Jaimie Mantzel’s Attacknids are cool, check out what DIY Laser Guy did to the toy robot. He attached a 5W blue laser to a Stryder Attacknid and made it so he could fire the blinding beam via remote. Pew pew at 1:05.

Blind Film Critic Tommy Edison responds to a tricky reader challenge – to identify the color of scented magic markers simply by sniffing them. We’re just impressed he didn’t get any ink on his nose – we always do.

The Orp bike light/horn sends out either a 76dB chirp or 96dB blast (on par with a car horn) depending on how hard you push it. It’s also rechargeable and has 2 LEDs with 3 light modes. It was successfully funded so keep an eye out.

To prove that the car battery it sells works in extreme cold, Canadian Tire commissioned a truck with a body made of nothing but ice, and then started it with a battery frozen to -40°C. Its body weighed a husky 14,000 lb. More here.

An intriguing board game and mobile game hybrid where you play spies. Obtain your mission by scanning cards on a mobile app. Then send secret messages to other players, trade cards and lie and cheat your way to victory.

(NSFW: Language) It happens to even the trendiest of us. You see something online that turns you into the embodiment of ROFLing, so you hype it up to your friends and urge them to watch it. This is why we send links via email.