This is fauxfressor Shed Simove, and he’s going to share with you his latest book, What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex. Be careful Simove, something tells us your book can easily be pirated.

Taiwanese news outfit NMA is back with another wacky CGI-aided report, this time featuring bestselling fantasy author George R.R. Martin. Yes, that’s Martin’s ghost dancing with a dwarf.

Boom, Boom, Boom… This video is about to blow up. If brilliantly awkward YouTuber CathyMay15 doesn’t become the next viral video star after you watch this clip and pass it along, we’ll eat our hats.

Not only does this awesome cotton hoodie combine argyle with Space Invaders, it’s currently on sale for 50% off of regular price. Grab it before they increase speed, drop down, and reverse direction.

An altercation between two students of Chifley College in Sydney, Australia. It’s clear who’s bullying who, but he doesn’t get the last laugh. Both students have been suspended over the fight.

Apparently this Brazilian cop is giving pointers on what to check on your car before a long trip. She’s cool and composed in front of the camera, but for some reason, right after the interview is over…

Made for commercial use, the Virtuo has a 26in HD touchscreen, with rim and wall wash lights as a nod to the classic jukebox. Has smart search, Internet connectivity and Bang & Olufsen amps. Video here.

A sprawling district in the heart of Gotham City is the new maximum security “home” for all of Gotham City’s thugs, gangsters and insane criminal masterminds in Batman: Arkham City; out 10/11.

Breo’s sports-inspired Orb watch is simple but tasteful; slightly extended function buttons on the crown section add definition to the traditional face shape, while pops of color keep it contemporary.

Duncan Jones’ sci-fi thriller Source Code was screened to positive reviews at SXSW; we can now check out the first five minutes of the movie and see what all the excitement is about for ourselves.

(NSFW: Language) Mario the plumber learns the truth about Princess Peach, the Goombas, and copes with his mushroom addiction in this SXSW film bumper directed by Joe Nicolosi.

Mansory’s custom low-slung beauty is powered by a 160hp S&S 2-cyl engine, weighs less than 750lbs. and hits 60mph in just 3.3 seconds. Just one question: Is there enough carbon-fiber for you?

With Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch just days away, animator Ben Hibon created this striking animated film, providing backstory to the birth of the film’s army of reanimated human/steampunk soldiers.

You’ve got to hand it to Engin Koçak, who has the brass cojones to jump into a flaming tanker truck, driving it away from storage tanks filled with gas, averting a major explosion and likely saving lives.

You’ve probably heard of the explosions at the Fukushima power plant in Japan following the earthquake and tsunami. Here’s NHK – by way of CNN – with a summary of the likely cause.

This pair of low-top, hip slip-ons has thick memory insoles, so they should be perfect for everday chillin’. The upper comes in a variety of materials, but we like the simplicity of the black perf best.

YouTube user BITcrash44 claims he has invented a pair of devices that, along with an iPhone 4, allow him to wirelessly send a video signal to any screen. It looks fake, but it’s fun to watch nonetheless.

During the filming of Paul, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost took time out to work on a side project – a remake of Star Wars. They only got through one scene, but we’d like to see the whole movie.

Graham Annable’s take on the height of a canine’s intellectual capabilities. We’d say more, but we’d rather not spoil it for you. Just enjoy Annable’s quirky animation, and watch the clip until the end.

The Galaxy 10.1 tablet has a 10.1″ 1280×800 touchscreen, 1GHz dual core CPU, 8mp rear camera, 2mp front camera, Android 3.0, dual surround speakers, Flash, Google apps and more.

(NSFW) Alexander Gellner and Niklas A. Kröger captured all the changes, the awkwardness and the chaotic episodes of fun that we go through as we leave childhood but are not quite manly men yet.

Designed for geeks with a love for both Shepard Fairey and Futurama, this T-shirt made us laugh, right up until the hypnotic toad’s eyeballs lured us into a deep trance and told us to buy it.

MIT engineers Rick Borovoy and Brian Knep created this web app which automagically tiles images across multiple displays placed in close proximity to one-another. Play with the Beta here.