The morning program of The Onion had a short talk with the screenwriter of the upcoming movie Fast Five, 5-year old Chris Morgan. We could think of a few other movies that he might have written.

Commonly used office items that are stackable and have a harmonious color range, meant to reduce both the physical and visual clutter on desks. Designed by Adrian and Jeremy Wright.

There are kids out there who can hold their own in the kitchen, but we think it’s safe to say that most children need adult supervision. Really Karen? You had to wait til they used the oven?

You’re probably sick of the first 10 seconds by now, but trust us, this is the meatiest trailer yet. We would have loved it if the movie retained the original roster, but that’s just a minor quibble.

Blooming planktons are a feast for shoals of herring. The gathering creates a feast for seafaring birds, who gang up on the herring, pinning them from above and below. The – ohmygod.

Takauki Hori printed these skeletons of endangered species onto translucent paper. When flat, they just look like a bunch of random bones, but properly assembled, they form a 3-dimensional skeleton.

(NSFW) You’ve seen the trailer, now sit back and trip out to the star-studded extended promo video for Beastie Boys’ album, Hot Sauce Committee Pt. 2. Stream the album here. Int’l. video here.

It’s not as complex as our favorite LEGO tank, but this remote-controlled siege tank by YouTube user petzoldhaus is sure to wow any StarCraft fan because it can shift into siege mode. Parts list here.

Most of the Cobras we’d drive are Mustangs, but we’ll make an exception for this cool-looking Taiwanese ATV with its powerful four-stroke engine, CVT transmission and 4WD drive-train.

Many of Myeongbeom Kim’s creations combine man-made objects and places with items from nature, creating a tension that should be hard to experience but somehow ends up being beautiful.

The touchscreen Synapse can tell time in four timezones simultaneously, and looks cool doing it on its dot-matrix display. Available in black, gunmetal, gold and silver stainless steel finishes.

Based on a true story, this visceral picture takes us inside 1987 Iraq, as Saddam Hussein forces an army lieutenant to assume the role of body double to Saddam’s violent (douchebag) son, Uday.

Craig Pulsifier’s cool video shows the Lowepro DryZone 200 Camera Backpack protecting and keeping his gear dry in the great outdoors, while traversing waist high water and waterfalls.

The boys over at epicmealtime have finished digesting their last repast; now they’ve got 45 burgers, a bunch of liquor and bacon – all they need for their Fast Food Lasagna. Pass the Pepto.

If you’re serious about home brewing and you want to do it with style and ease, the WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery might be perfect, assuming you care enough about your beer to spend $4,500.

TA feels confident that the Brass Roots Kickstarter project will be a go – it’s a documentary chronicling the rich history, people and culture surrounding contemporary New Orleans brass band music.

We always had a childhood fantasy of Charlie the Poodle dragging us around the neighborhood on our skateboard. It never worked out, but Quila the Pit Bull shows us that the fantasy is reality here.

BPG Motors’ UNO III electric scooter has two modes. The 2-wheeled dicycle mode is great for indoor use. For more speed, switch to the 3-wheeled street bike mode and go up to 30mph.

Call of Duty: Black Ops goes all-out with the zombie-killin’ goodness in this star-studded FPS tribute to Dawn of the Dead. Part of the Escalation map pack due on XBL May 3. PSN will have to wait.

Back in the day, product designer Jason “ToyOtter” Geyer and his co-workers had the opportunity to pitch over 100 Star Wars collectible concepts for Pepsi. We think they should have ALL been made.

The QTvan gets its name from three “peculiarly British obsessions” – queueing, tea time and caravan. Meant to be hauled by a scooter, it has a full-size bed, a tea service, a full bar and a 19″ TV.

YouTube user prefim’s cleverly titled animation Man Made is a Portal 2 intro sequence in the style of the hit show Mad Men, featuring ATLAS the robot. Not an original idea, but still worth watching.

Attila Tari and hypo-Design’s entry in the Michelin Challenge Design, the Straddle is an electric version of a horse, meant to bring the rider closer to his surroundings and to nature in general.