Make sure you’re prepared for any disaster or zombie/frankenstein/space Nazi invasion with the Tactical Sammich. It lasts up to 2 years and comes in Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef flavors.

Jillian Mayer has a message for her future grandchild: “That incomprehensible old hag is not me, that bedridden body is not me, that corpse is not me. This is me, child. Also, babies are scary.”

(NSFW: Language) Two guys personify the concept of Facebook. You probably already have a good idea of how people reacted. Unfortunately the lesson seems to be lost on them. Oh well.

(NSFW: Language) Next time you need to get the point across at work, replace those little Post-its with these stickies which are just a little more direct than “Sign This” or “For Your Approval”.

You know how they say that sloths are slow? Perhaps it’s a good idea that someone gave this little guy a hand as he made his plodding three-toed trek across a street in Costa Rica.

This nifty app lets you listen to your iTunes music collection on your Mac, iPhone or iPod Touch without interruption, fading out on one device and back in on the other – exactly where you left off.

Designer Aeron Tozier’s hyper-modern furniture collection is crafted from composite carbon fiber and resin-coated brass. Quilted leather cushions echo the geometry of those modern materials.

The spiritual successor to Warhawk, 3rd person shooter Starhawk will have battles both on air and on foot, as well as Macross-like ships and an RTS inspired feature called Build & Battle.

This isn’t a diary – think of it as a hitlist. Feel free to jot down the names of all your enemies, and then for added kicks, write stories about what you wish you could do to them. Okay it’s a diary.

Hergé’s classic book series gets remade as a 3D animation, with Steven Spielberg at the helm, and Peter Jackson producing. Stars Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis, Daniel Craig, Nick Frost and Simon Pegg.

Illustrator A.J. Hateley’s ongoing series Thirty Days of Videogames features beautiful vintage-style fake book covers inspired by videogames. You can get some of them as prints here.

Google and Rovio have teamed up to bring the popular physics game to your browser. Although still in beta, it does have exclusive unlockable Chrome levels. What are you waiting for?

The epicmealtime guys are usually all about meat, but now that their bellies are full, they’re having a little dessert, with treats like candy cheeseburgers, chocolate chip cookie steak, and KitKat fries.

We loved these interlocking blocks the first time we saw them. Now win one of three 256-piece Blocklets kits, worth $50 each. (Contest Has Ended, Thanks for Your Entries!)

We’ve certainly seen our share of dominoes falling over, but we’ve gotta hand it to Flippycat for carefully stacking these giant dominoes made out of 30,000 smaller dominoes.

If you loved the minimalism of Defakto’s EINS watch, but prefer a light backdrop, the black stainless Nachtschicht (Nightshift) offers a luminous face which glows brightly with the lights off.

The Imaginary Marching Band project is creating open-source wearable musical instruments, which let you pretend to play trumpets, trombones, drums and more with apps like Garage Band.

The University of Chicago’s Mansueto Library houses up to 3.5 million books and periodicals in its underground robotic shelving system delivering books to readers in a minimal reading room.

Repulsed by the false sense of order promised by charts, writer Ben Greenman made these self-aware, self-referential, self-affirming and hilarious charts and graphs. More charts here.

Designed by Jurgen Mayer H. and located in Seville, Spain, it’s the world’s largest wooden structure. Its sweeping forms are captured in these photos by Fernando Alda and David Franck.

Despite the fact that Audi makes a V10 R8, STaSIS’ supercharged V8 keeps up with a 0-60 time of 3.6 secs, with its 540hp and lower weight. Exhaust, brakes and wheels are all upgraded too.

Formed by two self-proclaimed “history junkies,” Declaration 1776’s t-shirt designs let you show your patriotism without having to dress like this. Each design is inspired by America’s storied past.

(NSFW: Language) Jeff Chan’s short film starts out innocently enough, but within seconds, he turns the one of the most popular YouTube clips of all time into a bloody good zombie flick.