A girl decides to head upstairs after a hockey game, but doesn’t quite seem to understand how escalators are designed to work. Perhaps she’s related to this bird.

We know how dangerous it is to text while driving, but some people still don’t get it. Responsible Young Drivers proves the point with this driving test that requires students to use their mobile devices.

A masterpiece from director/cinematographer Ron Fricke, known for Baraka and Koyaanisqatsi. Shot in the course of 5 years and across 25 countries, Samsara is a feast for the eyes and mind.

A birthday card with a special present inside. Part of the card is a punch-out piece that you can fold to turn it into a shot glass. Available as a bottle hanger or as a normal A2 card.

The NeckFX is a replacement neck for bolt-on guitars. It has LEDs embedded into the fretboard that light up whenever any string is pressed into any fret, creating a funky light show on the fly.

Architect Zaha Hadid’s see-through acrylic table looks looks like a melting glacial formation with its drippy icicle legs. See it up close at London’s David Gill Galleries through 5/30/12.

(Sounds NSFW) Eclectic Method’s latest dubstep mashup is created from clips of famous orgasm scenes from the movies ranging from Sleeper to Barbarella to When Harry Met Sally.

Miniature plush replicas of American states. The sizes of the pillows vary according to the state (so pick Texas if you’re going for value). There are also a few country and continent pillows.

The Ontinyent Suede shoe by Veras is a surprisingly good combination of the desert boot and the espadrille. It has a suede upper, rawhide laces and the espadrille’s trademark rope soles.

Dave Zuverink’s Slimfold Wallet is designed to be thin enough to fit in front pockets. It’s made from Tyvek, making it 6x thinner and 5x lighter than most wallets yet waterproof and rip-resistant.

We heart Muppets as much as anyone, but Elmo’s cloying voice and sappy demeanor has gotten on our nerves for years. Lets take out our frustrations on Elmo in the only way we thought appropriate.

Ubisoft hypes up Ghost Recon: Future Soldier‘s Gunsmith, a mode where players can customize weapons and test them outside of the main game. There will even be Gunsmith mobile apps.

A video made by Globaia showing “every road, shipping route and flight path” on Earth. A testament to the capabilities of mankind and a call to use our potential to take care of our planet.

This well-behaved golden retriever faithfully keeps watch over his owner’s bicycle when he steps away from it. Maybe it’s because he likes to ride just as much as his master.

The latest trailer for the climactic film in Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight saga focuses more on story, and proving to us that we’ll be able to understand Bane when the film hits this July.

Copenhagen Parts’ bike lights automatically light up as soon as you stick em on your (steel framed) bike and turn off when you take them off. They come in aluminum or silicone rubber cases.

A couple of bake sale participants proudly show off their signature creations, but they’re not the only ones who brought their A-game. A simple but funny short from Awkward Spaceship.

Daniel Suelo quit money in 2000. He lives in caves, harvests food and dumpster dives. But he didn’t quit on life and is still an active member of his community. Made by David Eckenrode for the BBC.

Danish firm Monstrum has created some of the greatest playgrounds we’ve ever laid eyes on. We can’t decide if the belly of the blue whale or the giant spider web looks like more fun.

Louis C. Hébert made portraits of Star Wars characters out of smaller illustrations. Part of an ad campaign for the Star Wars Identities exhibition. View the full posters on Behance.

While most of us will never be able to afford the $2 million+ dollar pricetag of an actual Veyron, we can live vicariously through this intricate paper model you can cut out and build for yourself.

A bicyclist chooses one of the more dangerous methods to gain speed on the highway, as he drafts just inches behind an 18-wheeler. Let’s hope the truck doesn’t stop short.

A ceramic plate shaped especially for everyone’s favorite bready treat. Just slide it under a slice of pizza and then lift it straight to your mouth. It might even be sharp enough to cut pizza.