Have fortune cookies lost their magic for you? Or are you just a Chinese food-loving pessimist? Then grab a box of Misfortune Cookies. They’re guaranteed to make you laugh. Then cry. They probably taste bad too.

The AR.Drone’s little siblings. The Jumping Sumo is a two-wheeled jumping toy car, while the MiniDrone can fly or ride on its wheels. Sadly, the Sumo only has a 20min. battery life while the MiniDrone lasts just 6min. in between charges.

The short answer? It turns out our parents were right. Asap Science discusses the direct and indirect influence of cold temperature on the human body and on the cold and flu viruses that attack us. Stay warm people!

Flipbook artist Etoilec1 pits Dragonball hero Son Goku against DC’s finest. He really has Akira Toriyama’s style down pat. Place your bets! Can the Man of Steel defeat someone whose power level is over 9000? Thanks Matt!

The young minds behind this Breaking Bad parody should be pretty proud of themselves. They do a great job of poking fun at the show’s heavy themes while still paying homage to many of the best moments from the series.

(NSFW: Language) Forgive Jeffrey Moffatt’s vertical video. He didn’t have the time to think about that. Jeffrey was hunting at Northern Alberta Outfitters when black bears wandered into his location. He was atop a tree. Didn’t help.

Packing tape for frequent fliers. Each roll has 99ft. of tape with repeating text and patterns that resemble airport baggage tags. Available in blue, green and orange. We’re guessing it might confuse shipping companies.

The Bedjet can warm or cool your bed better than room heaters, air conditioners or even electric blankets can. It can heat your bed in as little as three minutes and can be toggled via its remote control or a mobile app.

Overwatch is an upcoming Android and iOS app that aims to bring features from FPS games to outdoor combat sports such as airsoft, paintball and laser tag. It will let you track and chat with your teammates and unlock virtual perks.

Featuring a discreet design and swappable bands, the Sony SmartBand records not just your physical activity but other actions, such as taking pictures or listening to music. You can then review your day through the Lifelog Android app.

(NSFW) From Shinichirō Watanabe – Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo – and BONES comes Space Dandy, a comedy series about a space explorer paid to find new alien species. Simulcast in the US on Adult Swim and Funimation.

A simple coffee brewer for single servings. Canadiano doesn’t need electricity or filters, and is made of maple, walnut or cherry wood and a steel bowl. Apparently each wood is suited to different roasts and beans. Learn more here.

Old Spice captures the panic and heartache felt by parents around the world when they realize their sweet and precious child is now a virile teenager. And then some. We don’t remember our moms being this sneaky. Right mom? Mom?

Here’s another helping of videos extracted and taken out of context twice over. YouTuber xerograde presents some of the best Gif sounds submitted by Reddit users in 2013. Superman dat hoooo

The Audi Sport Quattro Laserlight Concept is a hybrid car with a 110kW electric motor and a 560hp 4L V8 engine. It has laser high beam lights with a 1,640 ft range and a 3D dashboard controlled via a touchpad on the center console.

Calvin Broadus Jr.: rapper, philanthropist, dogg, lion and The Price is Right genius. Think he only knows how much mansions and yachts cost? Nope. Snoop knows his ice cream machines. Listen for Drew Carey’s Snoop pun at the end.

So it’s butt-ass freezing in much of the country, so outdoor activities are limited to stuff like skiing, ice skating and snowmobiling, right? Nope. The trampoline is good too. Best watched with audio on.

A 5W LED bulb with a battery that keeps it alive for up to 4 hours in the event of a power outage. Unlike emergency lights, SmartCharge fits in standard light fixtures and can be toggled on or off from its wall switch even if there’s no power.

We’ve seen huge remote-controlled jet airplanes, so it’s time to give a helicopter the spotlight for a few minutes. Josef Schmirl’s incredibly-detailed R/C chopper sounds like a real helicopter as it buzzes by, and even has a tiny crew inside it.

California-based Get Some Jerky makes beef jerky without using preservatives. They have a variety of flavors: Sweet and Spicy, Inferno, Peppercorn, Mesquite BBQ and Black Label Whiskey. Available in 2.25oz. packs.

Dude Perfect threw a basketball from the observation deck of the Reunion Tower in Dallas. 500 feet below, his friends then caught the ball with a basketball hoop. We can’t even imagine how long it took them to nail that shot.

A typical commercial flight as seen from the point of view of pilots, mechanics and other airline crew. This amazing time-lapse POV video was captured by engineer Lionel Rabaud and his friends for Air Tahiti Nui.

(NSFW/Gore) In the distant future, humans have become immortal cyborgs but are unable to reproduce. Takahide Hori’s Junk Head 1 is a funny and horrifying masterpiece of stop-motion. For the love of God, let’s fund the sequel.