Richard Turner calls himself a “card mechanic” but at the end of the day, he’s an master of sleight of hand who can move cards around the deck to suit his whim without the benefit of sight. And yes, he has a son named “Ace of Spades.”

OBEY THE BEARD. YouTuber nonamesleft used Source Filmmaker to make a short music video for Obey the Beard by the comical heavy metal band Psychostick. Screw portable chargers, let’s all just grow beards.

This tiny pair of devices are much more than just headphones. Dash streams music via Bluetooth, but it’s also a music player by itself with 4GB of storage. It’s also a fitness tracker and a Bluetooth headset.

This lonely little robot has just one job to do – to tell the time by writing it down, then erasing it, over and over and over again. Even though it has no feelings, we’ve attached some and decided it’s the world’s most depressed robot.

The latest in Ferrari’s drop top line, the California T carries the company’s new engine, a turbocharged 3.9L V8 that produces up to 560hp and 557 lb-ft of torque. It goes from 0 to 62mph in 3.6s and has a top speed of 196mph.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon – or Matt Damon and Ben Affleck – urge you to donate to their causes. As soon as they stop their pissing contest. Each $10+ donation earns you a raffle ticket, with the prize being a day w/ MattFleck.

Radiohead have released PolyFauna an app that combines sounds from Bloom off of 2011’s The King of Limbswith trippy visuals that transform your surroundings into digial landscapes just begging to be explored. Android version here.

While animator Eyspire’s short clip tries to make a point about how stealing iconic imagery from classic games never ends well, it only served to inspire us to want a co-op game which lets you play as either Mario or Flappy Bird.

The perfect companion to Go the F**k to Sleep, Movies R Fun! features classic scenes from R-rated flicks like Fargo, Alien, The Godfather and Die Hard, illustrated in the style of children’s books. Illustrated by Pixar animator Josh Cooley.

Another day, another snowstorm on the East Coast. Doing his best to make lemonade from New York City’s snow-covered lemons, Casey Neistat decided to bust out his snowboard and take it for a little ride through the slush.

If you’ve ever thought about taking a ride on a luge, you’ll probably reconsider it after you watch this clip of doubles luger Matt Morenson as careening down an Olympic track at speeds greater than 80MPH. Take another ride here.

High rollers, join the Mile Low Club with Lovers Deep, a luxurious submarine intended for couples. A chef will prepare an “aphrodisiac tasting menu” and a butler will ensure that you and your lover will be chillin’ like villains.

Valentine’s Day is here, so it’s time to break out the chocolates, roses, cook a nice dinner, go see a chick flick, and then move in for the big kiss. Just don’t take any pointers from this video.

Citizen Brick complements its first Breaking Bad playset with the “Albuquerque Action Squad.” Featuring the Law Enforcement Enthusiast, the Drug Dealing Enthusiast, and the Legal Defense Enthusiast, aka Saul, Jesse and Hank.

Think your Instagram account is awesome? Check out chef Bart von Olphen’s Bart’s Fish Tales. It’s a cooking show where each episode is crammed into Instagram’s 15-second video limit.

We’re pretty sure the captain of this boat knew the boats on either side of him were being scrapped when he wedged himself in between them, but we’re still impressed with his skill in doing it without making more of a mess.

Is this how cinephiles fight? A husband and his wife argue and eventually call it quits using nothing but movie titles for their lines. A few of the titles were shoehorned in, but overall it’s a hilarious skit.

NightBus shot two different versions of its pop music video for When the Night Time Comes, and using a special player, you can selectively play parts of each video at the same time. Wiggle the slider and wear headphones for optimum effect.

Paul Gale Comedy captures the inner monologue of some some single people. They just want to be with someone, you know? Someone. Not anyone. It’s Louis CK’s NFD rule in a more family friendly delivery.

(NSFW) An underground street racing league filled with badass vehicles turns ugly (and a bit weird). The animated music video for RipTide’s In the Middle of the Nite was made by Stefan Glerum and Crooked Line. Buy prints of the stills here.

Another awesome arrangement by Scott Bradlee features vocalist Miche Braden performing a version of Guns N’ Roses rock classic Sweet Child O’ Mine in a style befitting a sultry night in New Orleans’ French Quarter.

The tale of a nobody who found a way to get rich quick, only to be swallowed up by his dream. YouTuber Ivan Burgueno mashes up the legendary but ultimately tragic stories in Breaking Bad and The Wolf of Wall Street.

Clean up and get the most out of your truck bed with Decked. It’s a weatherproof platform with lots of compartments, including two spacious drawers. It fits on most full-sized trucks. Made of recycled HDPE and steel.