The famous raptor scene in Jurassic Park had us wetting our pants when we were kids. Thankfully, the guys at We Are Camera Studio have made the sequence a little less frightening for today’s generation. Or not.

AMS Performance uses engineering wizardry to turn a stock 550hp Mercedes-Benz AMG E63 4MATIC into a 700hp animal – without changing a single part. It’s all done in software. Go behind the scenes at AMS on 95Octane.

DaveHax shows us how to create a tiny, but still dangerous crossbow using a plastic bottle cap, a couple of popsicle sticks and a rubber band. The ammunition? Toothpicks, Q-Tips or flaming matchsticks. Daryl Dixon approves.

In Crawl, a player starts as the hero while up to three others control monsters or traps. Kill the hero and you take his place. The winner is the hero who beats the dungeon boss, who will be controlled by all the other players at once.

“New research indicates that your brain got broken and you shouldn’t have done this.” The Onion stokes the stoner’s paranoia with this hilarious skit. The fun doesn’t stop here: their site has several slightly different versions of the clip.

The Duffle Backpack is made of scratch- and water-resistant Cordura nylon and has a drawstring top and front zipper leading to its main compartment. It also has removable padded shoulder straps. Available in camo and black.

Yes, we wish they would stop calling these “8-bit” too, but that doesn’t make 16-bit version of David Fincher’s Fight Club, visualized as a side-scroller beat-em-up any less awesome. Bonus points for the penguin level.

A remote-controlled Subaru Impreza WRX STI toy car races against a very long and elaborate stick bomb. We’re not sure what Subaru is trying to prove here, but it’s got great action and is a lot of fun to watch.

In this awesome footage from Epic TV’s new series A Straight Shot, pilot Dan Vicary flies over the powdery Swiss Alps, while tailed just eight feet behind by cameraman Brian Drake in his own squirrel suit.

Looking like it jumped out of an anime, the Civic Type R Concept has a 276hp 2L 4-cylinder turbocharged engine, a massive rear spoiler, wide front and rear fenders and 20″ wheels. A production version is expected in 2015.

Google presented a non-functioning prototype of the Project Ara modular smartphone at This Week in Startups. The bare bones model could cost as low as $50 and will come in three sizes. Skip to around 6:00 for the demo.

This trailer for Transformers: Age of Extinction sets up the plot of Michael Bay’s fourth movie in the series. You don’t need the Autobots anymore? When your enemy is a giant robot with a gun for a face, you kinda do.

Dynomighty makes all kinds of awesome Tyvek wallets, but the woodgrain design is our current fave, aping the look of a hunk of distressed lumber. Has six credit card pockets, a large pocket for cash and two business card pockets.

We don’t remember the quality being this bad on our TVs in 1995, buy we still laughed at this parody of Game of Thrones done in the style of shows like Xena: Warrior Princess, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, and especially Highlander.

Vans supports the Animal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals with a line of backpacks, caps, t-shirts and special editions of their bestselling sneakers with cat or dog prints on them. Can I get an “Awwwwww?”

Magwoods are small magnets with beautiful wood cases. The magnets are coated with rubber to improve their grip, while the wood cases have a notch where you can rest or prop up objects. Available in eight different hardwoods.

After dishing out an incredible performance of Lorde’s Royals, the 7-foot-tall sad clown with the golden voice is back to cover another of one of the Kiwi teen’s tracks in his own inimitable style.

We’ve been waiting since 1989 for Hoverboards to become reality. In this promo for HUVrTech, Tony Hawk and other celebs get to try out the world’s first functional hoverboard. Yes, it all looks like VFX trickery, but we want to believe.

Who wouldn’t want to have a building-sized walking tank? This fun commercial for the run-and-gun fps Titanfall is a pure power trip. On second thought let’s just keep the mayhem and wanton destruction in virtual worlds.

Take beer pong out of your dorm room with this miniature set. The wooden board comes with two balls tethered to their launchers, 25 small cups and a drawstring storage bag. A foldable version is also available.

Jack Vale’s prank to help spread awareness about colon cancer. Dressed up as a doctor, he told patients who had just had a colonoscopy and were still groggy from anesthesia that they had random objects up their butts.

Virus Comix outlines the inner turmoil that artists suffer. Like a lot of things worth pursuing, the creative process isn’t a straight road. It isn’t even a long and winding one. It’s a lot of roads with many dead ends.

In this sketch from the 2014 Spirit Awards, Patton Oswalt and 5SecondFilms simultaneously poked fun at the stripped-down style and pretension of some independent films, hipsters and crowdsourcing sites like Kickstarter.