It’s been a while since we last checked on YouTube’s psychopathic parody instructor HowToBasic. Let’s see how he’s doing with this “guide” about hacking into computers. Bet he’ll toss eggs at – oh. Okay. See you in another 3 years.

Hold on to your eyeballs. Lovin Malta says Manwel Gauci of the Santa Katarina VM fireworks club made this 573lb ball of daylight. This was in September – imagine what their New Year’s celebration is like. Skip to 1:33. Drone POV here.

Voice assistants like Siri and Alexa have a handful of funny Easter eggs, but Google Home’s assistant has a seemingly endless repertoire of comedy in her bag of tricks. David Chen shares a bunch of her cringeworthy one-liners. It takes nearly 8 min before it repeats.

We recently got around to watching Steve Jobs, and thought it was entertaining, though a bit broad with its brushstrokes. Bobby Burns explores how the filmmakers shied away from lookalike actors, and diced up real events to create dramatic tension and reveal characters.

YouTuber Mark Rober and Gateway Props modified seven Super Soakers to fire paint. Then Rober and his nephews had a real life Splatoon battle in an all-white room. For his ultimate weapon, Rober consulted with none other than the madman Colin Furze.

Once a year, a crowd of hard-working and dedicated fans gather at the Tejano Super Show in Odessa, Texas to show off their low-riders with their crazy jacked up suspension systems. Director Ben Steinbauer’s slice of life documentary is basically the exact opposite of Petrolicious.

Ever Tires’ new airless bicycle tires are rated for 5,000mi. They’re available for variable- or single speed bikes and in many sizes. They weigh about 1lb more than ordinary tires and have a slightly stiffer ride, but these should be good enough for casual riders.

Etsy shop Thumbs Design makes high quality bootleg pins, stickers and other merchandise that combine The Simpsons with other popular movies and TV shows. Its newest offerings depict Bart and company as Pokémon. Ralph as Psyduck is all we need.

Thailand sculptor Mari9art’s incredible build is made from recycled car parts and scrap steel. It measures 2.2m tall (~7.2 ft), and includes free door-to-port shipping, though getting it to your house might be a challenge from there. His lifesize T-Rex is even more mindblowing.

Carpenter Jimmy DiResta has previously made some useful tool totes out of wood, but this time, he decided to make a more stylish and unique tote, welded from steel rods, and wrapped in leather. It’s heavy for a toolbox, but it’s not going to be used for field work.

(PG-13) “If there’s anything I believe in, it’s always try to take a compliment. ‘Cause you never know which one might be your first.” YouTube’s sagacious stick figure explains how he comes up with an episode and gives tips that he doesn’t actually follow.

This compact roll-aboard has smartly placed zipper pockets, an internal mesh divider, and stretchy CRAM zones, which expand space while keeping the bag easy to zip closed. Small enough to fit most overhead bins too. Available in five colors, including this sweet camo.

A different view of objects being subjected to the mighty hydraulic press. This time, the steel crushing victims aren’t what’s special, but the FLIR thermal camera that captured the heat energy being released as they are flattened like pancakes.

The debut trailer for Mass Effect: Andromeda hints at the interstellar RPG’s plot. Set 600 years after Mass Effect 3, ME:A puts you in the shoes of the Pathfinder – the leader of explorers who are tasked to establish a colony in the Andromeda Galaxy. More here.

“What is my purpose?” Redditor andredotcom modified a smartphone controlled toy tank and made a 3D printed body for it to make it look and sound like the existentially devastated butter robot from Rick & Morty.

“That’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done.” Stunt driver Ben Collins (formerly The Stig) successfully drove a Range Rover Sport down Mürren, Switzerland’s Inferno ski course, with a 7100+ft. descent, slopes up to 75%, over ice and loose terrain, at speeds up to 96 mph.