A man grows jealous of his Facebook friends and decides to work on his life. His online life. Director Shaun Higton’s tragic comedy reminds us not to compare ourselves to or seek validation from other people.

We love the street art-inspired style in David Barlow-Krelina’s animated short, which shows us what happens when you sneeze really, really, really, really hard. Dude, cover your face the next time you do that.

Bros. Leather Supply Co.’s duffle bag is handmade out of vegetable tanned leather. It has three external pockets, a shoulder strap and a strap pad. You can also personalize the bag by having up to three characters debossed on it.

A poor foot soldier is thrown through a moving train, director Jonathan Liebesman really makes Shredder fit his name and Will Arnett has made a huge mistake in the second trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Inspired by the D-Type, the Project 7 is a two-seater with a 575hp 5.0L supercharged V8, an aluminum body and a removable roof. Goes 0 to 60mph in 3.8s and tops out at 186mph. We preferred the concept’s paint job. More on 95o.

Next time you play a game of poker, turn the lights out and switch on some black light to play a game with Bicycle’s creepy but awesome Tragic Royalty playing cards, which glow eerily under ultraviolet light. (Image credit: Dex)

(NSFW: Language) The Internet’s grumpy uncle Maddox chastises YouTubers and websites that make up useless, superfluous or counterproductive lifehacks. TL;DW: do not eat apple stems. Just don’t.

Soundhawk is a Bluetooth headset that reduces background noise. It comes with a mobile app that lets you pick from different settings (driving, indoors, etc.) and a wireless mic to extend its range. Product video here.

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is too indifferent to get on a plane and fly to Brazil, so he enjoys World Cup 2014 from the relative comfort of Queens, NYC. Final score: Triumph 3 Uruguay 1.

We’re used to optical illusions, but sounds can play tricks on us too. The Pulse on WHYY demonstrates how we make sense of gibberish by providing our brains with context. Part of the Your Brain exhibit at Philly’s Franklin Institute.

After 35 years in the same studio, the folks over at ESPN reveal their new SportsCenter set here, complete with a campus tour from one of our favorite athletes: Ronnie Shalvis. Parkour and sports – what’s not to like? (Thanks everyone!)

A second helping of TV’s most memorable lines, from I Love Lucy to Game of Thrones, courtesy of Robert Jones and Tastefully Offensive. Guess who represents the gold mine of killer lines that is Westeros. Watch part one here.

A teaser for The Lord Inquisitor, a fan film based on the Warhammer 40,000 franchise. Animator Erasmus Brosdau has been working on the film for about four years – and it looks like it. Check out the first trailer here.

An old man has a doozy of a computer problem. If the surreal humor seems familiar, you must be a fan of The Perry Bible Fellowship. Peter’s Computer was made by Big Play Films, which was founded by PBF creator Nicolas Gurewitch.

This doormat ain’t nothing to frak with. Make sure your friends wipe their dirty ass shoes before they enter your chambers with Maticgoods’ WU Welcome Doormat, which looks just like the Wu-Tang Clan logo.

YouTuber Dawid Jankowski’s Volkswagen Golf sounds mighty feisty despite being beat up. Especially when you consider the fact that it actually has zero horsepower under the hood.

(NSFW: Language) “Your ass is you.” Webcomic creator and animator Domics shows how much we – or at least anyone who speaks English – value our behinds. And he does it without mentioning Sir Mix-A-Lot.

Designed by Rafael Rodriguez, Wall Champions are coat hangers that feature foosball figures. You can pick just one or a whole row of hangers. The figures are available in different jersey designs, skin colors and genders.

In this YouTube classic, a BBC anchorman seamlessly went from introducing himself to delivering the top story for the day, turning himself into a pitiful mashup of Ron Burgundy and Brick Tamland. Commas change everything.

A Jedi, a princess, a scoundrel, two droids and a fuzzball. What a bunch of a-holes. YouTuber The Unusual Suspect presents Star Wars in the style of the trailers for Guardians of the Galaxy.

An elegant watch and fitness tracker. It tracks calories burned and distance covered when you walk, run or swim. Made of stainless steel and sapphire glass and comes with a leather and a plastic strap. Available this Fall for $390.

(NSFW: Language) Open up your brain tanks cinephiles. Film critic Tony Zhou is back with another lesson. This time he talks about the use of silence, a technique that director Martin Scorsese has mastered.

Triple Aught Design’s durable hoodie is made from water-repellant treated Polartec WindPro fabric. It’s designed for ease of movement, and offers six pockets for ample carrying. Available in four colorways, with or without patches.