Awesome Weird

Aren’t robberies usually hostile acts, filled with tension, fear, and swearing? That’s not the case with this down-on-his-luck man who’s more polite than people we’ve stood in line with at Starbucks.

Made from an 18 gauge steel coffin, Autum’s Heretic features 4 cast iron legs that support 800+ pounds, a handbuilt and sewn Italian leather seating area and a laser engraved ID plaque.

Guinness takes its world records more seriously, but the URDB catalogs every inane and stupid record attempt ever. Example: Most American Quarters Fit Inside A Belly Button. Really.

Back in 1964, the White House recorded all of its phone calls. We can’t decide if this chat between President Lyndon Johnson and the guys at Haggar to order custom pants is bizarre, hysterical or both.

Andy Samberg meets up with Pee-Wee Herman and they go out for a night on the town. When they start drinking shots, things go off the rails. This weird and wild Saturday Night Live sketch is also genuinely funny, a trait which has escaped the show in recent seasons.

Back in 1985, Weird Al Yankovic left a series of messages on his drummer’s answering machine. He recently dug up the tape. We can’t believe he never recorded “I Want a New Dog.”

As a fundraiser for children’s charities, fans pelted 23,096 teddy bears onto the Calgary Hitmen’s ice rink. Why? It’s way safer than throwing pucks. We think we saw Teddy Ruxpin in the pile on the left.

Artist Keira Rathbone uses vintage typewriters as a medium to create her work. Typing out letters, numbers and symbols in place of brush strokes and pixels results in these fascinating images.

Artist Iori Tomita uses a special process to turn the bodies of marine critters translucent, then injects dyes into their skeletons to produce these dramatic and educational biological specimens.

It’s cat vs. cat and birds vs. cats in this action-packed street thriller. We don’t know why the cats don’t just gang up and eat the birds, but it’s not the first time we’ve seen natural order break down.

Want to get your entire Thanksgiving meal over with in a single course? Look no further than chow’s turkey cake, layered with sausage stuffing, cranberries, mashed and sweet potato “frosting.”

If you thought the burgers your bought at the drive-thru were greasy, you’re right. Phil Hansen makes that point crystal clear when he “paints” the Mona Lisa with the grease from fast-food burgers.

What possessed these dudes to cover a pizza crust with the most delicious repugnant fast food items and then actually eat it remains a mystery; then again, we’re wondering what’s for dinner tonight.

YouTuber philipmserious slowed the Gimme Pizza song from “You’re Invited To Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Sleepover Party”, turning the harmless tune into a nightmarish gathering of insane kids.

Lawrence Malstaf is an artist who literally shrink wraps volunteers as an art form. The intention is to encourage people to consider the threat to their survival and how they would protect themselves.

You’ve gotta hand it to the Japanese. They sure know how to make exploitation flicks. If you have a weak stomach, turn away. Otherwise, please enjoy the most ridiculous movie trailer you’ll see today.

(NSFW) This kid does his best to speak in 24 English accents from around the globe. He also manages to swear in just about every one of them, and reinforce all sorts of stereotypes.

We’re not sure if the guy in this video is really homeless, but his dueling-Kermit rendition of Bowie and Queen’s Under Pressure is the best thing we’ve seen in days. It’s the next big meme for sure.

Did you know that when ants get separated from their colony, they start following each other in a circle until they drop dead? The phenomenon looks like an insect hurricane. Nature sure is weird.

Perry Watkins likes to make strange cars. He recently set a record for the world’s fastest dining table. His 19-inch tall Flatmobile holds the record for the world’s lowest street-legal car.

The Neptune Memorial Reef, a cemetery under the sea, is fast becoming the world’s largest man made reef; covering over 600,000 sf, it’s becoming a new ecosystem for marine life and a diver destination.

After numerous self-scalding attempts to create fried pillows filled with beer, thanks to the miracle of science, Mark Zable has produced a single bite of pretzel dough packed with golden brew.

What happens when you take one loony, naked man and let him have his way with a hay baling machine? Um, this. Avert your eyes if you don’t want to see crazy old guy butt crack.