Awesome Water Guns

The latest Rube Goldberg contraption from Joseph’s Machines helps its inventor get up and going for the day. After waking him with an alarm clock to the face, it pours a cup of coffee down his throat, turns on the lights, and subjects him to what is basically a car wash for humans. It even puts Joe’s clothes on for him. Pee-Wee Herman would have been so proud.

After taking a soaking in a water gun fight, maker Handy Geng decided he and his kids needed to step up their game. So he got to work building a ridiculous motorcycle that looks like a fighter jet and loaded it with high-power water guns and wing gunner seats for his kids. The other children don’t stand a chance.

Spyra’s new mechanical water gun is significantly less expensive than its predecessors by doing away with the batteries, motors, and electronics. The SpyraLX is pressurized using a hand-powered pump at its rear instead. It blasts out bullet-like water drops that keep their form for about 30-feet.