Awesome Waffles

Star Wars fans, here’s the kitchen appliance that made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs. Uncanny Brands makes this officially-licensed Millennium Falcon waffle maker that not only looks like Han and Chewie’s ship, it cranks out delicious waffles in the same shape. Each waffle is a crispy, golden tribute to the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.

Get your brick on every morning with some delicious Tetrimino-shaped waffles. This official Tetris waffle maker cranks out seven interlocking puzzle pieces, encouraging you to play with your food and stack your blocks at the breakfast table. Earn bonus points for adding food coloring to the individual waffles.

This single-purpose appliance cranks out edible bowls. Just pour in your store-bought or homemade waffle batter, and it’ll make a 4″ thick Belgian waffle bowl in about four minutes. Go traditional with maple syrup and butter, or fill your waffle bowl with bacon and eggs, fresh fruit, or cooked veggies to create all kinds of delicious dishes.

There’s no need to choose between fluffy pancakes or crispy waffles with the PanWaffle. It’s a stovetop pan that makes a waffle in the middle of a pancake. It has handles that stay cool and it comes apart so you can fit it inside a dishwasher.

When we were kids, our parents told us not to play with our food. But this waffle iron encourages just that behavior, cranking out stackable waffle pieces that interlock like LEGO bricks. It makes 1×1, 1×2, and 1×4 blocks. In addition, they’re offering plates that serve as a base for stacking, with spots for butter and syrup.

Imaginary Authors make wonderfully unconventional fragrances. Developed for ice cream brand Salt & Straw, their Whiff of Waffle Cone combines the scents of vanilla, heavy cream, salted caramel, amyris, cinnamon, and orgeat to produce the aroma of freshly-baked waffle cones. Available as a fragrance spray or candle.

This unique waffle maker is ideal for kids and adults who love their wheels. Instead of cranking out ordinary waffle-shaped waffles, it makes seven edible cars, trucks, and buses. We can’t quite figure out their makes and models, but they’re all just as delicious as they crash into your mouth.

Author Micah Cash expands his wonderful Waffle House photo essay from The Bitter Southerner into a book. The 96-page hardbound book incorporates photos taken from inside of the iconic diners across the South, and explores the role that the restaurants play for their customers that goes beyond just bacon and eggs.

CruxGG’s slick red and black kitchen appliance looks like the official waffle maker of the Empire. It has dual, non-stick cooking surfaces so you can cook two large restaurant-style 7″ Belgian waffles at the same time. It offfers six browning settings, and rotates for evenly-cooked waffles every time.

Iconic diner Waffle House teamed up with Oconee Brewing to create a beer inspired by their 24-hour-a-day breakfasts. The 6.5% ABV red ale has been infused with the salty, smoky flavors of real bacon, and makes a great accompaniment to morning meals. Available exclusively from the Greensboro, GA brewery starting on 12.18.2020.

Han Solo is frozen in carbonite, and the only way to save him is to pull him out of this waffle iron and slather him with maple syrup and butter! Pangea’s Star Wars appliance cranks out super-thick waffles, each embossed with the familiar frozen form of Solo before Boussh/Leia finally rescued him. (Thanks Laura!)

Enjoy a complete four-course breakfast buffet featuring two strips of bacon, a glazed strawberry/coconut doughnut, and maple waffle-flavored suckers, thanks to the guys over at Vat19. Candy. It’s part of a nutritious breakfast!

Cook up some delicious breakfast treats in the shape of everyone’s favorite painter. Uncanny Brands‘ electric waffle maker cranks out the only waffles we know that sport an afro in every bite. If you prefer toast in the morning, they’ve got you covered too.

We first spotted Chris Dimino’s keyboard waffle iron when it was an object in an art exhibit. Thanks to popular demand, it’s being turned into an actual product. All we can say is it’s way better than the touchscreen waffle maker.