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Funny: Vampire Reunion

Funny: Vampire Reunion

Blood may be thicker than water, but with family members dabbling in synthetic blood, interspecies dating, and cereal sales, we’d just as soon get back in our coffins after this Vampire Reunion.

Tru Blood O Positive

Tru Blood O Positive

It’s the choice of drink for vampires everywhere (especially in HBO’s True Blood): Tru Blood isn’t really O Positive, but looks the part; it’s actually an tart, orange carbonated drink.

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weBite T-shirt

weBite T-shirt

You’re going to need plenty of neck real estate to satisfy the cravings of Chop Shop’s weBite t-shirt: it’s crammed with 34 vampires from popular culture and aptly shaped like a bat.

Twilight With Cheeseburgers

Twilight With Cheeseburgers

The sounds of screaming tweens have kept us from seeing Twilight, but Twilight with Cheeseburgers is one flick we might just see with overdramatic acting, music and beef patties.

Office Chat T-shirt

Office Chat T-shirt

When these pale-faced coworkers say work sucks, they mean it literally: Glennz’ Office Chat t-shirt shows that watercooler talk not includes football and cars but bare necks and blood banks.

How The World Ends Tee

How The World Ends Tee

Packed with enough villains and monsters to end the world several times over, Travis Pitts’ This Is How The World Ends tee has you covered for nearly every apocalyptic scenario.

Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter

Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter

There’s no way on earth (or heaven) that we could skip Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter; heck, it’s being released on Blu-ray. Is there a plot? Who freaking cares? It’s Jesus kicking unholy butt!

Vampire Grill T-shirt

Vampire Grill T-shirt

Who knew Count Dracula was a medieval hustla: this Vampire Grill tee by Dance Party Massacre shows the Dark Prince’s grill fully blinged-out; it’s actually printed with silver ink.

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