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Vampires

What We Do in the Shadows (FX)

What We Do in the Shadows (FX)

If you’ve never seen Taika Waititi’s vampire mockumentary What We Do in the Shadows, you must watch it. Waititi and Jemaine Clement have teamed up with FX for a TV spin-off. It doesn’t retain the original cast, but still looks hilarious. Premieres 3/27/19.

Promises

Promises

This sultry, provocative short horror film directed by Husson has more than a little in common with Tony Scott’s cult classic The Hunger. The music, costumes and subject matter channel the style of the 1980s brilliantly.

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The End of Twilight

The End of Twilight

(NSFW: Language) The Awesomer and Twilight go together like chocolate and anchovies, but then JoBlo had to go and make us watch this “tribute” to the awful teen vampire series. (Thanks Everyone!)

Giveaway: Vampire Combat Manual

Giveaway: Vampire Combat Manual

Enter now to win one of five copies of Roger Ma’s practical guide to taking down the (supposedly) immortal blood-suckers, and keep vampires out of your town for good. (Contest Ends 10/21/12.)

The Vampire Combat Manual

The Vampire Combat Manual
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Roger Ma returns with the latest in his series of manuals for dispensing imaginary monsters using real-world weapons and tactics. You’ll also learn defense, but not how to avoid the Twilight movies.

Dark Shadows (Trailer)

Dark Shadows (Trailer)

Tim Burton, Johnny Depp and (big surprise) Helena Bonham Carter reunite for this darkly comedic reinterpretation of the classic gothic soap opera, Dark Shadows. Out this May.

Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

When the President’s mother is killed by a supernatural creature, it fuels his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers in Timur Bekmambetov’s Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

Underworld: Awakening (Trailer)

Underworld: Awakening (Trailer)

Kate Beckinsale assumes the skintight mantle of Selene the vampire yet again. Awakening is set 12 years after the first two movies and sees both vampires and lycans hunted down by humans.

Fright Night (Trailer)

Fright Night (Trailer)

Based on the classic camp horror flick, Charley Brewster (Anton Yelchin) stumbles onto the secret that his neighbor Jerry (Colin Farrell) is a vampire, hell-bent on feasting on his friends and neighbors.

Trailer: Priest

Trailer: Priest

Any movie with vampires, guns, mutants, and fistfights on moving vehicles needs to go on our “ones to watch” list. Scott Stewart, the film’s creator, did effects for Sin City and Iron Man.

Trailer: Let Me In

Trailer: Let Me In

This remake of the Swedish film Let the Right One In creeps us out. It tells the tale of a troubled young boy who befriends a “special” young girl. From the same guy who directed Cloverfield.

Lost Boys: The Thirst

Lost Boys: The Thirst

Vampires are in vogue, so it was only a matter of time before Lost Boys would rise from the crypt. Corey Feldman is back, and the trailer is good for a few unintentional(?) laughs. R.I.P. Corey Haim.

A Drop of True Blood: Minisodes

A Drop of True Blood: Minisodes

Alan Ball has written 6 original minisodes for HBO’s True Blood, to be shown prior to the Season 3 premiere in June. In this first one, Eric & Pam host auditions for some wannabe Fangtasia dancers.

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Movie Trailer: Suck

Movie Trailer: Suck

No word on a U.S. release, but this kick-ass trailer for Suck doesn’t suck: the rock-and-roll vampire comedy stars Rob Stefaniuk with Alice Cooper, Iggy Pop, and Malcolm McDowell.

Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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From the author that wrote Pride and Prejudice and Zombies comes Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter; his house (and a vampire) gets divided as he wages uncivil war in the trailer above.

Compendium Monstrum (Book)

Compendium Monstrum (Book)
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Collected from the papers of “monstrologists”, Compendium Monstrum is a pocket-sized volume with “19th century” sketches, maps, and notes on vampires, werewolves, and zombies.

Vampires & Werewolves: BfH

Vampires & Werewolves: BfH

Battlefield Heroes’ Vampires & Werewolves is as close as we’ll get to becoming a Twihard, but at least we get to blast their brains out; the month-long event includes three night maps.

Movie Trailer 3: Daybreakers

Movie Trailer 3: Daybreakers

This third international trailer for Daybreakers continues to build upon the previous two with a solid summary of the plot; the last 20 seconds reward with new, fast-cut action scenes.

Vampire Kit Collection

Vampire Kit Collection

Believe it or not, Ripley’s has the largest collection of authentic vampire killing kits in the world; made in the 19th century, most include stakes, crucifixes, lead bullets, and garlic.

Movie Trailer 2: Daybreakers

Movie Trailer 2: Daybreakers

There’s isn’t much new in this second Daybreakers trailer (watch the first one here), but it does introduce a major plot point regarding Ethan Hawke’s character: he’s a type O traitor.

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Promo Trailer: Slayers

Promo Trailer: Slayers

Zombies and vampires go mainstream with this seemingly made-for-Disney promo trailer for The Slayers; it’s inspired by kids-vs-monsters flicks like The Goonies and Monster Squad.

1:6 Blade II Figure

1:6 Blade II Figure
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Hot Toys’ 1:6 Blade II figure is fantastically accurate, from the head sculpt of Wesley Snipes to the costume; it also packs a veritable arsenal, with glaives, stakes, bombs, and guns.

Art: Celebrity Vampires

Art: Celebrity Vampires

Hollywood goes Halloween with Worth1000’s Celebrity Vampires; the red carpet turns a nice shade of crimson by poking fun (and holes) in celebs like Bruce Willis and Scarlett Johansson.

Funny: Vampire Reunion

Funny: Vampire Reunion

Blood may be thicker than water, but with family members dabbling in synthetic blood, interspecies dating, and cereal sales, we’d just as soon get back in our coffins after this Vampire Reunion.

Tru Blood O Positive

Tru Blood O Positive
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It’s the choice of drink for vampires everywhere (especially in HBO’s True Blood): Tru Blood isn’t really O Positive, but looks the part; it’s actually an tart, orange carbonated drink.

weBite T-shirt

weBite T-shirt
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You’re going to need plenty of neck real estate to satisfy the cravings of Chop Shop’s weBite t-shirt: it’s crammed with 34 vampires from popular culture and aptly shaped like a bat.

Movie Trailer: Daybreakers

Movie Trailer: Daybreakers

Starring Ethan Hawke and Willem Dafoe, Daybreakers flips the vampire mythos on its head: it’s 2019, most of the world drinks blood, and real humans are an endangered species.

Lesbian Vampire Killers

Lesbian Vampire Killers

Despite its title, Lesbian Vampires Killers is actually pretty prudish and non-violent; it’s not an instant classic like Shaun of the Dead, but is good for brainless fun. Thanks, Brian!

Twilight With Cheeseburgers

Twilight With Cheeseburgers

The sounds of screaming tweens have kept us from seeing Twilight, but Twilight with Cheeseburgers is one flick we might just see with overdramatic acting, music and beef patties.

Office Chat T-shirt

Office Chat T-shirt
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When these pale-faced coworkers say work sucks, they mean it literally: Glennz’ Office Chat t-shirt shows that watercooler talk not includes football and cars but bare necks and blood banks.

Blood: The Last Vampire

Blood: The Last Vampire

Blood: The Last Vampire has it all: sword-wielding chicks, asian-style fight scenes, and vampires; a live-action anime adaptation from the producers of Crouching Tiger, it’s due this year.

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