Awesome Valentines Day

Leave it to The Kraken Rum to spawn an anti-Valentine’s Day gift for the blackest of hearts… like your ex, probably. The Beast’s Desolate Rose Bundle pairs a preserved black rose in a delicate glass dome (made by Holy Chic Los Angeles) with a bottle of The Kraken Black Spiced Rum.

Add some “ooh la la” to your Valentine’s Day imbibing with the peculiarly sexy “Gintimates” cocktail accessories by Hendrick’s Gin and Wiederhoeft – a Bottle Corset to dress your naked Hendricks 150ml; a Pinky Garter to mind you to keep your pinky up during sips; and a Cocktail Garnish Chain to decorate your beloved’s cocktail glass.

Here’s a great Valentine’s Day gift for men. Meathearts are tasty morsels of beef jerky cut in the shape of hearts. Like those classic Conversation Hearts candies, each is embellished with a romantic phrase like “Kiss Me,” “Meat Me,” and “Beef Mine.” Choose from Original or Spicy – with just slightly more racy words. Each gift box comes with about 16 pieces.

Need to nurse a broken/lonely heart? Scottsdale, Arizona’s retro-cool Hotel Valley Ho’s Bye Babe, Break Up Package includes a bottle of prosecco, heart glasses, an hour Lomi Lomi Massage at VH Spa, a self-care workbook, a Kodak Printomatic camera, and a smashable chocolate heart filled with candy to help your healing begin.

Roses are red, and so are Swiss Army knives, flashlights, tactical pens, headphones, and backpacks. Our pals at Everyday Carry rounded up some sweet gear in rich shades of red to help celebrate the holiday with your gadget-loving sweetheart.

With all the Superbowl hubbub this Sunday, don’t forget that Valentine’s Day is the very next day. Instead of fumbling the occasion with your bae, Babe Wine has you covered with a keep-it-casual Valentine’s Day Kit featuring a silky sleep mask, socks, scented candle, French Broad chocolate bars, and Babe Rosé 4-pack.

Less is not more when it comes to sending Valentine’s Day love. Go big with See’s Candies’ biggest-ever heart box selection. Celebrating the legendary California chocolatier’s 100th anniversary, the huge Elegant Heart is filled with three pounds of the best milk, dark and white chocolates, and ridiculously mouth-watering truffles.

Make Valentine’s Day extra special this year with this deluxe candy box. Award-winning chocolatier Cacao & Cardamom fills their substantial 1-pound candy box with 26 pieces of their colorful and exotic chocolate treats. They also make a smaller 13-piece version.

A fun gift for the wine enthusiast in your life, this screw top converts a wine bottle into a drinking glass. Screws directly into a bottle and allows you to take a perfect sip. Fits snugly into wine, beer, soda, hard cider, and champagne bottles. Save 33% in The Awesomer Shop.

Women love it when dudes drop the macho act and say what’s on their minds, so why not tell your valentine words unspoken with fur. Not only does this plush and handsome bear sensitively express your deepest feels, it’s also snuggalicious AF. Can you say win win?

While roses are a great way to show you care this Valentine’s Day, they only last a few days, then wither and die. On the other hand, MetalRelic’s handcrafted steel roses will last a lifetime, and look badass doing it. Sold in singles, multiples, or dozens.

P.J. McQuade’s selection of V-Day cards continues to grow, with greetings from Jareth the Goblin King, Darth Vader, Ian Malcolm, Snape, Quint, The Hound, Yoda, Lando, True Romance, Khan, The Lord of Darkness, Gollum, Hodor, Brick Tamland, and George McFly.

Anthony Vincent of Ten Second Songs celebrates Valentines Day with some classic love songs and ballads, doing impressions of different vocalists than originally sang them. Where else can you hear Type O Negative singing Boyz II Men?

cdza celebrates Valentine’s Day by visiting a senior living center and meeting four special couples, and invite them to share their stories and dance to their wedding songs. Get out the hankies now.

Show your girl you seriously love her with this hankie when you take her out this Valentine’s Day that actually blocks cell signals. Includes a dark Mexican chocolate bar for extra Brownie points.

Valentine’s Day is over, and all that’s left behind are some dried up roses, empty bottles of bubbly, and some half-eaten chocolates. Here, Conan bids farewell to these unwanted sweets.