Awesome Transformers

The Transformers: War for Cybertron video we teased last month? It’s back as a two minute trailer and it’s utterly awesome: Optimus and Megatron: “One shall stand…one shall fall!”

Transformers: 25th Anniversary Matrix of Leadership Edition is an uber-set for fans: it includes all 98 episodes of G1 on 16 DVDs, a 60-page book, and Autobot and Decepticon magnets.

Get those Energon cubes ready, because it’s time for an Autobot vs. Decepticon smack-down: Transformers: War for Cybertron takes place before Earth and gets teased above.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen isn’t Oscar material, but its over-the-top special effects make it “Prime” for home theaters; it’s available 10/20/09 in a two-disc Blu-ray or DVD set.

We’ve seen several versions of the Robots in Disguise meme in recent weeks, but BustedTees has the best t-shirt by far; nice try, Optimus, but unlike Groucho you’re not getting a cigar.

The movie may have been a letdown for some, but anyone in the 5-12 year old age range is gonna freak over Devastator: he’s made out of six Constructicons with lights and sounds.

Part of a three-shoe Transformers x Nike collab, these Megatron Zoom Fight Clubs not only get the colorway and styling right, but score major points for old-school Hasbro packaging.

The acting for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Twitter Icons is corny and the plot even moreso, but then again, we could say the same for Michael Bay’s new movie. Thanks, Tenshi!

While it won’t transform your DS Lite into a Cybertronian, this DS Lite Transformers Kit makes up for it with a ridiculously embellished stylus; choose from Bumblebee or Megatron.

We may make fun of Chinese-built cars, but this Bumblebee Meet is worthy of praise: a convoy of black-striped yellow cars does a lap around Beijing in honor our favorite Autobot.

The best possible use for an old VW Beetle, Tom Rhoads has created a full-sized version of Transformers’ Bumblebee in his front yard; it stands 18 feet tall and weighs 1,200 lbs.

The technology isn’t perfect, but there’s just something awesome about wearing an augmented reality-generated Optimus Prime helmet; it uses your eyes as a point of reference.

In the movie, it was always Bumblebee trying to sound human–but this Bumblebee Voice Mixer and Helmet will remix your voice with six different music styles; Autobots, get jiggy!

From the same guy who brought us Iron Man vs. Bruce Lee, Bumblebee Boy turns our favorite Autobot into a breakdancin’ fool; PS: the soundtrack is “Vanished” by Crystal Castles.

We’ve since retired our own Mr. Potato Heads, but these Transformer variants have us seeing spud again: Optimash Prime looks pretty sweet, but Bumblebee Bumblespud looks baked.

A completely custom piece, this Optimus Prime Ring is for die-hard Autobots only; made with 14 karat gold, it’s blingtastic enough to take down Decepticons with its brightness alone.

We’ve seen plenty of Transformers footage, but this One Shall Stand trailer for the game rocks our socks simply for having Peter Cullen do Prime–that, and nearly non-stop action.

In a world dominated by robot movies, there was Transforminators: this clever parody by IGN mixes Transformers and Terminator, with a brilliant (but fake) Christian Bale voiceover.

This Bumblebee Edition Chevy Camaro won’t turn into your personal robot, but sports black racing stripes, rally yellow paint and Transformers badging on the wheels and inside.

They don’t turn into robots, but this Nike GS Transformers 2 Pack is Cybertron crunk with Optimus Prime Dunk Highs and Megatron Air Max 2 CB34s and Bumblebee Air Max 95s.

These USB Transformers take Cybertron to your cubicle and include flash drives and mouses; our favorite is Jazz, who transforms into a laptop-shaped USB hub. Thanks, Perry!

Get a peek at Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (game) roster above with both in-game and standalone renders; we’re digging camo-jet Breakaway and the hulking Long Haul.

Most game adaptations of movies are poor, but this Transformers: RotF trailer is actually pretty decent; if they transform like that in-game, we’re sold. PS: watch it all the way through!