Awesome Toys

A wee 2.5″ square at rest, this Cubebot by David Weeks expands into a plethora of articulating positions at play. He’s made of sustainably harvested cherry wood and arrives in June.

Ever wanted a roller coaster of your own, but just can’t figure out where the heck you’d fit one? CoasterDynamix Phoenix lets you have own miniature ride in your living room.

Destroy your enemies with this electronically-powered rapid-fire Saturator AK-47 water gun. Perfect for taking down your co-workers and roommates in style.

Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow gets an uncannily accurate 19″ figure that gets all of his characters attire and demeanor quirks; it includes an LED lantern and weighs 10 lbs.

You’ve got the whole world (floating) in your hands: the Antigravity Platform is basically a big electromagnet that levitates and illuminates your goodies via an included magnetic stand.

You could call ’em blockheads, but for Adult Fans of LEGO it’d be a compliment: AFOL: A Blocumentary takes apart LEGO fans and reveals a surprisingly witty and skilled group of hobbyists.

Even Tony Stark would be impressed with Hot Toys’ rendition of War Machine; the 1:6 scale Iron Man figure features two portraits and articulating fingers, gatling gun, and waist plates.

Sure, this 12″ Beachhead figure comes from the fictional GI Joe universe, but his accessories read like a real-life Ranger loadout with a mind-blowing 30+ separate items.+

Other than a strange-looking Commander, we’re pretty impressed by DC Unlimited’s Mass Effect 2 Series 1 action figures; the four-piece set includes Tali, Thane, Grunt, and Shepard.

Iron Man’s better-armed half wears monochrome well in this slick 13″ War Machine Armor Statue; it packs a wrist-mounted cannon and shoulder-mounted plasma and gatling guns.

Hanging a device that can create inter-spatial gateways over your desk may not be smart, but these 4″ Companion Cube Fuzzy Dice ensure you’ll always get the drop on GLaDOS.

Show your coworkers who’s boss with this Alien 18″ Figure (22″ when upright); it not only includes an extendable inner mouth, but everything from the neck to the tail articulates.

Stay a-head of the Overwatch with this 1:4 scale Headcrab Plush; measuring only 6″ it can only wrap its claws around tiny noggins, but at least you’ll only need a tiny crowbar to kill it.

This Snake Eyes vs. Red Ninjas diorama will leave you as speechless as the silent Joe himself; 12″ high, it features hand finished polystone figures and a stunning sand platform base.

Loaded with an arsenal that rivals small countries, this 12″ Sarah Connor figure will send any cybernetic organism packing; includes assault rifle, shotgun, pistol, and combat knife.

Introducing the LEGO MOC to end, crush, and recycle all other MOCs: Dave DeGobbi’s Crawler Town is a giant “Eco-punk” mobile city with hangar, solar panels, airport, and more.