Awesome Tools

A stainless steel box that holds about 45 matches. Its barrel pops is coated so safety matches can be lit as they are taken out. The textured bottom is for igniting strike-anywhere matches.

Designed by LittleBonsai, The Clip is “the world’s most talented keychain.” This versatile tool can be used as a pocket or belt clip, as a money clip, as a cord wrapper, as a bottle opener and more.

A twisted weapon designed by Tony Marfione. The Jagdkommando has an extremely sharp 7″ stainless steel blade, a hollow handle and a screw off butt cap with a glass breaker and lanyard hole.

A pair of multi-surface black blades with assisted opening, and a razor-sharp seatbelt cutter and glass breaker built into each handle. A great set of basic survival knives at a bargain price.

The Escort Daggers are made of nothing but carbon fiber, making them very lightweight. They’re not as good as steel knives when it comes to cutting, rather they’re made for stabbing (for self-defense).

A manly alternative to fanny packs, these carrying cases are perfect for multi-tools, knives, flashlights, and other gadgets. Made from strong Cordura nylon and hang on a belt loop or pack.

Keep a hand free to hold a meal or another bottle with Kebo. Designed by Rush3, it’s a modern take on the one-handed bottle opener patented in the 1930s. It comes in a gift-ready keepsake tin.

Pop open a cold brew in second most manly way possible, with The Beer Tool. Each one starts out as a basic open-ended wrench, modified to perfectly open bottles, while looking good in your toolbox.

A fork and knife set assembled like a Swiss Army knife, except the two are actually separable. The fork also has a bottle opener. Made of stainless steel and rosewood. Comes with a leather pouch.

A no-frills tool from Schoolhouse Electric, this hammer made from tempered steel has a knurled brass handle that also houses three screwdrivers – a large Phillips head and two small flat-blades.

Made by Kikkerland Design, this 60-minute kitchen timer is designed to look like the knob on a safe. It’s magnetized so you can stick it on your fridge. Great for fooling amateur thieves.

This is how key rings should work. Made by Drosselmeyer Design Group, the Freekey has a bump in the middle of its coil. Just press down on the top layer over the bump and voila, it opens.

While its got the requisite knives, drivers, wire cutter, and bottle opener, the Steady is the first multitool we’ve seen with a tripod, for snapping stable pics with your compact camera or phone.

The Rapid Fire is a ball return system that makes it significantly easier to practice shooting. It can easily be adjusted to return the ball from shots of different angles or turned into a backstop.

This compact multi-tool is the perfect everyday carry, with its dual-edge blade, flat and phillips drivers, needlenose pliers, wire cutters and bottle opener. Assisted blade opening for easy access.

Outputting a blinding 1200 OTF lumens using an ultra-bright SST-90 LED, this beastly flashlight is wrapped in aircraft-grade anodized aluminum. Offers lower output modes to conserve power.

Made of a patented formula consisting of volcanic rock, wood pellets and paraffin wax, InstaFire is an easy to use, safe and weather-resistant tinder capable of staying lit in wind and even snow.

A pocket-sized tool that includes 16 screwdriver bits, a tape measure, liquid level, LED flashlight and even a tiny hammer. Crafted from durable cast aluminum, zinc, with a rubber-coated ABS handle.

Not only is this survival bracelet made of multifunctional paracord, its buckle conceals a detachable key that can unlock most handcuff models. You can also buy the buckle separately.

Hate when some permanently defaces your whiteboard with a Sharpie? 3M’s whiteboard eraser takes care of both permanent marker and dry erase stains with just a bit of water.

Whether you need to change a tire in the dark or need to beat back a zombie horde, the high-carbon steel Glowbar has you covered, glowing up to 10x brighter than typical glow-in-the-dark stuff.

Halfway between a Samurai’s blade and a gardening tool, this two-handed weapon can clear brush with no problems, but is probably best used taking down approaching zombies with a one-handed throw.

How’s this for a card trick? Pop open a bottle a cold bottle of brew (or Coca-Cola) with Kikkerland’s wallet-sized stainless steel opener, which looks just like the best card in the deck.