Pound meat into submission with Seven20’s officially licensed Thor’s Hammer meat tenderizer. This pint-sized Mjolnir has a stainless steel head with tenderizers on both sides and a silicone handle.
“Is there anyone who isn’t worthy of this horrible hammer?!” ArtSpear Entertainment makes the god of thunder even dumber than he is in this nicely animated spoof of the Thor: Ragnarok trailer. It’s still not as funny as the fact that we paid to see Thor 2 though.
A few years ago, Patrick Soriano made a replica of Thor’s hammer Mjölnir for a costume party, but he ended up using it as a headphone stand. He recently made a newer version that has an integrated USB hub, a headphone jack, a bottle opener and small shelves.
You can feel the Marvel Cinematic Universe converging in Thor: Ragnarok, as the silliness of Guardians of the Galaxy seems to be rubbing off on our favorite Asgardian. It doesn’t hurt that it was directed by the man behind Eagle vs. Shark and What We Do in the Shadows.