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Mega Stomp Battle

Mega Stomp Battle

ThinkGeek powers up their Mega Stomp Panic noisemaker for 2013. The Mega Stomp Battle has almost 100 different sound effects and a hand control for weapon sounds. The perfect finishing touch for your Halloween costume.

Shark Laser Pointer

Shark Laser Pointer
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Make your presentations deadlier with ThinkGeek’s Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer. Sure, they’re not as awesome as actual sharks with laser beams on their heads, but you’re not actually Dr. Evil either.

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Titan Sword

Titan Sword

ThinkGeek’s 5-foot-long Titan Sword is made from lightweight EVA foam, and has blue LEDs on the blade and pommel. It’s perfect for rounding out your cosplay and LARPing efforts. Just don’t take it through airport security.

Batman Family Car Decal

Batman Family Car Decal

ThinkGeek pokes fun at the state of the Wayne family with this April Fools’ product. Seriously Bruce, get over it. Clark lost the Kents and his entire planet. Imagine what he thinks when he sees you moping.

Eye of Sauron Desk Lamp

Eye of Sauron Desk Lamp

One does not simply walk into your cubicle – especially if you’ve got it lit up with this miniature Barad-dûr, perfect for illuminating your keyboard and mouse – assuming you don’t mind having your flesh seared off.

Videogame Cartridge Pillows

Videogame Cartridge Pillows
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ThinkGeek is selling a pair of throw pillows that resemble the game cartridge of a certain classic videogame console. While they look comfy, you’ll have to be content with the fictional game covers.

ThinkGeek Prankster Pack

ThinkGeek Prankster Pack
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The Annoy-a-Tron and the EvilTron randomly make noises, while the Phantom Keystroker messes with mice and keyboards. You’ll need the $10 discount to pay for your post-beatdown hospitalization.

Build-on Brick Mug

Build-on Brick Mug
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This sturdy plastic mug is the perfect place to stack your LEGO, KRE-O, K’Nex, and other building blocks while you sip your joe. It’s even got holes on the bottom. Not dishwasher or microwave safe though.

LotR One Ring Replica

LotR One Ring Replica
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Made by WETA using the designs of Jens Hansen, the ringmaker who made the One Ring movie prop for The Lord of the Rings trilogy. The ring is made of 18K gold-plated tungsten carbide.

Minibru Coffee Mug

Minibru Coffee Mug

Similar to the Impress, the Minibru lets you make French press coffee then drink it right from the same container. The 12 oz. mug comes with a plastic plunger and a silicone gasket.

Portal Inflatable Personality Core

Portal Inflatable Personality Core
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Be GLaDOS with these inflatable personality cores. Wheatley and the Space Sphere are the only variants available, but no one’s stopping you from buying nine of them and calling it a triumph.

The Blog T-Shirt

The Blog T-Shirt
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Thanks to the Internet, literally anyone can share his or her thoughts, ideas and opinions with the world. Dammit Internet. Thanks to ThinkGeek, we now have an idea for a Halloween costume.

Power-Up Arcade Light Switch

Power-Up Arcade Light Switch

If you thought the Arcade Button light switch wasn’t geeky enough, check out the Power-Up Arcade light switch. The joystick serves as the switch; press the buttons for arcade sound effects.

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Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker

Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker
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Another one of ThinkGeek’s April Fool’s jokes will soon be an actual product. Make lightsaber ice pops with the force of your fridge and these molds. The hilts – 2 Vader and 2 Luke – have built-in LEDs.

T-Rex Hunter’s Trophy

T-Rex Hunter’s Trophy
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If you think the inflatable and LEGO kind are not manly enough, this hand-painted T-Rex hunter’s trophy is for you. Kids will be impressed with your hunting prowess and taxidermy skills.

Infant Troubleshooting Chart

Infant Troubleshooting Chart
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A 65-piece magnetic set to help you document the steps in “troubleshooting your unique baby system.” Includes both practical and humorous advice. Your baby sitter will thank you for it.

Tic Tac Tome

Tic Tac Tome
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A choose your own adventure book for puzzle geeks. The Tic Tac Tome has over 1,400 pages and even gives you the option of going first or letting the book go first. You can only play as the X though.

IRIS 9000

IRIS 9000

HAL 9000’s younger, better-looking little sister sits on your desktop, adding a speaker dock to your iPhone 4S and so you can bark orders at Siri from across the room. Though she might not obey.

Caffeine/Chocolate Milk Straws

Caffeine/Chocolate Milk Straws
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If you need some percolating and don’t care for coffee, ThinkGeek’s Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws have about 2.5 energy drinks worth of caffeine per straw; add milk and feel the power.

Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen

Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen

A ballpen with a butterfly knife-style case that you can twirl, flip and spin without fear of hurting yourself (or anyone else). It’ll probably get you a couple extra gropes with the TSA though.

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Stainless Carabiner Mug

Stainless Carabiner Mug
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This stainless steel mug has a thoughtful carabiner handle, so clip your favorite caffeine delivery cup to your belt-loop, hit the sheer rock face and celebrate your ascent with an espresso afterwards.

PadTab Tablet Wall Mount

PadTab Tablet Wall Mount
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Stick the PadTab on the back of your gadget, then stick the WallTab on any clean flat surface. Then slide the PadTab into the WallTab to mount your tablet. Each PadTab comes with 2 WallTabs.

Root Beer Brewing Kit

Root Beer Brewing Kit
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Practice chemistry and be refreshed with the Root Beer Brewing Kit. It has almost everything you need to make 2 gal. of root beer, including bottle labels. Some ingredients (i.e. sugar) not included.

Inception Top

Inception Top

Thanks to a conductive coil in its base, when you give the “Magnet Powered Spinning Top” a spin it will keep on doing so for a week – long enough to trick kids into believing that they’re in a dream.

Organ Donor Lunchbox

Organ Donor Lunchbox
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ThinkGeek has something very special in store for you the next time you bring lunch to work. This insulated cooler discourages thieves from pilfering your lunch – unless Hannibal Lechter works there.

ThinkGeek Shirt Plate

ThinkGeek Shirt Plate

The quintessential 21st century invention – the union of a shirt and a plate. Now food is just a downward tilt of your head away. Check the date before you buy it though. Or go make your own.

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