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Onion Sports: Packers Fan

Onion Sports: Packers Fan

The Onion celebrates a Packers fan’s return to drinking for the umpteenth time (not unlike another repeat-retiree); not bad for someone who confuses passing yards with passing out.

Book: Our Front Pages

Book: Our Front Pages

The Onion’s been hitting it out of the bulb park lately with videos, but Our Front Pages is good old pulp; the 304 page book covers 21 years of hilarious headlines, stories, and fine print.

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Funny: Ruins of Friendster

Funny: Ruins of Friendster

It may be a relic in the US, but The Onion speaks with a web archaeologist who has discovered the Ruins of Friendster; hidden within: rumors of another lost network called A-oool.

Funny: Modern Warfare 3

Funny: Modern Warfare 3

We appreciate the efforts and sacrifices of our troops, but The Onion’s Modern Warfare 3 suggests a better name for the ultra-realistic military sim: the Call of Monotonous Duties.

Staples Center Collapse

Staples Center Collapse

Our condolences to fans who did not die in the Staples Center Collapse: yes, it’s an Onion parody, this time skewering the Los Angeles Clippers with a fate worse than death: a shutout.

NFL Mentors Detroit Lions

NFL Mentors Detroit Lions

We apologize in advance to the Motor City, but after an ugly, winless 2008 season, The Onion’s proposal for NFL Players to Mentor Detroit Lions may be just what Jim Schwartz needs.

Parent FB/Twitter Stalking

Parent FB/Twitter Stalking

The Onion tackles the growing problem of parents stalking their kids through Twitter and Facebook; if you’ve ever needed a reason to ignore a friend request from mom, this is it.

Funny: Ominous Music

Funny: Ominous Music

The Onion’s Ominous Music shows the perils of living our lives according to portentous soundtracks; our favorite part: FEMA’s feeble attempts to ward off danger with strategic phrases.

Funny: US Gov’t Fake Coup

Funny: US Gov’t Fake Coup

The US government goes bankrupt in style by staging a fake coup, complete with the storming of Congress, blowing up the Treasury and renaming the country to the Empire of Octavia.

Mexico Builds Border Wall

Mexico Builds Border Wall

The Onion’s latest political satire video doesn’t disappoint: Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes has us rethinking our next booze-swilling expedition to Cancun.

Franz Kafka Airport

Franz Kafka Airport

The Onion’s latest news video satire focuses on Prague’s new Franz Kafka Airport; true to form, it’s confusing, obtuse and fixated on truth–just like the early 20th century writer.

The Onion: Apocalyptic Kids

The Onion: Apocalyptic Kids

From collecting the morning dew in human skulls to using med-packs to heal zombie bites, The Onion tackles the difficult issue of preparing our kids for a post apocalyptic future.

NSFW: The Onion x Sony

NSFW: The Onion x Sony

The Onion manages to summarize the whole of gadgetdom with their latest video; extremely NSFW but still hilarious, they seriously put the screws on Sony for their latest piece of s***.

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Pentagon Spokesdrone

Pentagon Spokesdrone

Fresh from The Onion: the Pentagon has replaced its PR department with the Spokesdrone, after apparently realizing that all their responses were canned anyway.

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