Awesome The Onion

(NSFW: Language) In a shocking news report, The Onion reveals that the average male is 4,000% less effective in fights than they imagine. Nah, we could totally take on The Onion. If it came to that. Please don’t hurt us.

“ClickHole has one and only one core belief: All web content deserves to go viral.” The Onion goes all out in its parodic campaign against BuzzFeed, launching an entire website that pokes fun at the entertainment site’s style.

(NSFW: Language) Forget about the NSA, Heartbleed and Net Neutrality. The Onion exposes online articles that turn out to be autoplaying videos. And what about the overload of gifs on mobile sites? Freaking Grantland.

Biting satire from The Onion. America’s finest news source imagines what would happen if the folks at NASA had a change of heart and decided that they were looking for the wrong things in the wrong places. Yeah love, bitch!

America’s Finest News Source reports on the rise of a new social media site: a random YouTube video. Come on guys, let’s make this work. And by “work” we mean totally misuse comments sections. We’ll be hangin’ at Happy Fast Kitchen.

“New research indicates that your brain got broken and you shouldn’t have done this.” The Onion stokes the stoner’s paranoia with this hilarious skit. The fun doesn’t stop here: their site has several slightly different versions of the clip.

The Onion suggests a new plan for Netflix users. For just $5 a month, you’ll be able to skim through Netflix’s library, judge what to watch by the posters, then never actually watch anything. It’s channel surfing 2.0.

The Onion checks in with a revitalized man, who told sources that he’s enjoyed the right mix of work and personal time ever since he got fired from his job. Once again, American’s Finest News Source is as funny as it is poignant.

(NSFW: Language) For his Halloween episode, The Onion’s resident film critic Peter K. Rosenthal talked about the classic horror film The Shining. Or at least that was the plan. No, he’s not Danny Lloyd, and no, we don’t care.

Success. Some people have a natural knack for it, while others work hard for it. This young CEO? He was born into it. America’s Finest News Source presents a picture perfect story of triumph and birthright.

America’s Finest News Source The Onion thinks that Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson’s upcoming comedy flick The Internship is a must watch… for anyone who hasn’t seen a movie since 2005. Oh snap!

A new comedy series by The Onion, Onion News Empire pokes fun at HBO’s The Newsroom and news media in general. Starring Jeffrey Tambor (Arrested Development). The first episode is free, but it’s an Amazon exclusive.

Breaking news! Apple is reportedly working to fix its Maps snafu with a global effort that will soon make their app very useful, if not necessary, to get around. We hope Google Planet is finished soon.

The Onion Talks pokes fun at the sometimes pretentious TED Talks. The latest video talks about a recent online trend: clueless companies hiring other people to connect them to social media.

(NSFW: Language) From America’s Finest News Source comes the only book you’ll ever need. The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: buy it or remain an idiot forever. Sample entries here and here.

According to The Onion, HP doesn’t just sell affordable computers (that are worth their weight in repair costs later on). Soon, the company will be offering that cloud thing everyone’s talking about.

The Onion reveals the latest in eco-friendly cars, the new Toyota Prius Solution, which automatically decreases its owner’s environmental footprint by systematically eliminating them.

(NSFW: Language) Did you know that there’s a website that allows anyone to beg for money to fund whatever awful plan they had in mind? Be wary of these Kickstarter projects.

The Onion has stumbled upon a scoop so fresh even they have no idea what it’s about. Or if there’s even anything worth reporting. It’s all fun and games until the real world proves it true.

The Onion reports that a group of miners are unable to escape… from their jobs. We don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Also, hear about this new thing we should all be scared of/laughing about.

The Onion takes a stab at Hollywood’s franchise milking as they reveal Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2: Parts 1 to 7. Also, we hope none of you are as hopeless as these guys.

The morning program of The Onion had a short talk with the screenwriter of the upcoming movie Fast Five, 5-year old Chris Morgan. We could think of a few other movies that he might have written.

We didn’t even know Infinity Ward was working on this sequel, but the guys at America’s Finest News Source broke the story on the latest addition to the franchise, the most realistic war game yet.