Awesome T-shirts

We don’t doubt the veracity of this Real Men Thumbwrestle t-shirt, although they could stand to take a shower; ironically, the stringy hair and gritty details makes for some pretty cool line art.

The analog equivalent of Apple’s iPod Nano ads, Five Crown Clothing’s Neon Cassettes Drip t-shirt hearkens back to a time when mixtapes were literally made with tape.

If you liked Superuseless Superpowers, this Useless Superpower T-shirt incorporates 20 of them into one incredibly mundane list: our favorites are desaturation and bullet attraction.

Open-Apple “Tee”, anyone? This brilliant Key Skull t-shirt by rubyred is filled with black and white keys from the classic Mac and iMac keyboards; choose from over 20 t-shirt colors.

Available today at Tee Fury, this Terminated t-shirt merges two of sci-fi’s greatest killer cyborgs into one twisted, time-traveling mess: “Luke, I am your father, but I killed him, too.”

BLOC28 is an ongoing program where urban artists reinterpret Mickey Mouse; these BLOC28 by Disney tees are a fascinating post-modern look at history’s most iconic mouse.

Even the most lovable of droids have a dark side: IM King Clothing takes their horned robot logo and applies it to Oscar D2, R2D2’s evil brother/alter-ego; available in black or blue.

It’s no secret that superheroes are also super vain; this Super Cuts t-shirt shows them sporting their signature bangs and manes, but minus their faces; can you guess ’em all?

A reference to the beloved Apple chime sound, this weathered Sad Chimes Rest Home t-shirt pays homage to the original iMac, the Power Macintosh G3 and the Macintosh SE.

We always knew the plumbing business was just a front for the Mario Bros’ real racket: supplying illicit Magic Mushrooms and other “power ups” with the help of their pusher, Toad.

Purveyor of all tees awesome Dick Firestorm is determined to obliterate any notions of political correctness: Hot Chicks on Wolves features meat-eating, gun-toting, beer-swilling babes.

This Maniac t-shirt shows that even Legoland has its deviants; Jason never was the same after someone switched his head, but thankfully it’s relatively easy to reassemble his victims.

Available today only, Sporck Long And Prosper is a double entendre tee: Spock is no longer half-human and half Vulcan; he’s now also part Leonard Nimoy and part Zachary Quinto.

Monty Python fans are a rabid, hand grenade-throwing rabble, and the only ones who will get this The Knights Who Play Nii tee; just wear the wrist strap to avoid those nasty flesh wounds.

While the idea isn’t new, we like the hand-painted look of Around Shirts; they broadcast to the world where you’ve been with the names of cities like LA and Tokyo in giant type.

Available only in May, this Jimiyo t-shirt is overflowing with awesome: Darth Vader, Terminator, Freddie Krueger and the Predator serve as the ultimate horsemen of the apocalypse.