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Awesome T-shirts

A New Hope Tee

A New Hope Tee
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Made for fun by photographer David Friedman, this sweet A New Hope graphic has been given the thumbs up by Lucasfilm and is now available as both a t-shirt and a poster.

Slow Microwaves Tee

Slow Microwaves Tee
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Even superheroes have a limited amount of patience, as shown by this Microwaves Are Too Slow t-shirt. We can only wonder what happens when his computer goes on the fritz.

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When Pandas Attack

When Pandas Attack
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Oh sure, they may look cute, but very few live to tell stories about When Pandas Attack; this all-over t-shirt has a creepy style reminiscent of Alvin Schwartz’s Scary Stories. Thanks, AJ!

Muerte Dulce Tee

Muerte Dulce Tee
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Prepare for Dia de Los Muertos with this awesome Muerte Dulce t-shirt; it’s got a great New Orleans kitschy skull thing going, with three colors dyed into a black American Apparel tee.

The Space Wreck

The Space Wreck
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The Space Wreck is a t-shirt you’ll need to inspect closely; it sports an exploded, armor-plated sailing ship cruising the cosmos (for lusty three-armed space wenches, no doubt).

Self Maintenance T-shirt

Self Maintenance T-shirt
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We’ve always wondered how Vader kept his helmet blingin’; Glenn Jones (aka Glennz) Self Maintenance tee is pure genius and has got us all’ Imperial Marchin’. Thanks, Simon!

Liberation Tee

Liberation Tee
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Traditiona’s Liberation Tee continues their line of Asian-influenced designs with a Bengal tiger lithely stalking its prey. It’s one of six sweet new shirts recently added to their shop.

Slime Doughnut T-Shirt

Slime Doughnut T-Shirt
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Hands On Clothing’s Slime Doughnut t-shirt is similar to yesterday’s Slime Monster, but wins extra points in the sweet tooth department. It’s also a monster, just a very sugary one.

Babylon Rocker Tee

Babylon Rocker Tee
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Rastafarian iconography, decrepit Soviet spacecraft and William Gibson all mix deliciously on this Babylon Rocker t-shirt by the-affair. Limited to 200, this is a brand that’s going places.

PPP T-Shirt

PPP T-Shirt
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One of the top entrants to DBH’s 10K competition, this Perversion of Paranoid Populace t-shirt by Budi Kwan is our favorite with his poignant Orwellian homage to CCTV.

John McClane Tee

John McClane Tee
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Whomever you support for the US presidential election, it’d be tough to beat a McClane/Gruber ticket, because there’s no topping a campaign slogan like “Yipee Ki-Yay, Motherf***er!”

Controlled Chaos Tee

Controlled Chaos Tee
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This Controlled Chaos t-shirt by Jeff Sheldon (of Ugmonk fame!) just about describes our day to day lives, which is why this t-shirt is a perfect fit for us; we love how it wraps to the back.

Druks T-Shirts

Druks T-Shirts
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We’re really loving the bold, contrasty style of these t-shirts by Druks; the typography is slick a-la Absolut Vodka ads and the graphics are sharp & bold; Air Druks is our fave.

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Ninjas Tee

Ninjas Tee
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Sensing an imbalance in The Force after Friday’s Pirate invasion, Vintage Vantage has released the Strictly For My Ninjas tees for those who prefer nunchakus over cutlasses.

Pi Be Rational Tee

Pi Be Rational Tee

Math nerds the world over will love the Pi Be Rational t-shirt, which gets right to the decimal point. Though, like many of us, the negative square root is real; he’s just complex, too.

Sale: Beautiful Decay Tees

Sale: Beautiful Decay Tees
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If you like graphic t-shirts, be sure to stop by Beautiful/Decay; they’re running a clearance sale, with 50% off nearly a hundred tees ($15, reg. $30). It runs until September 23rd.

Destroyer Tee

Destroyer Tee
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Designed by Chris “Devious” Gliebe, known for his graffiti-style robot art, this Destroyer t-shirt features a hand-drawn design with splotches of neon; available in green or charcoal.

The Last F*ckin’ Unicorn

The Last F*ckin’ Unicorn
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The Last F*ckin’ Unicorn makes no apologies for being badass, with a naked chick riding a dragon spewing out a flaming skull that’s trying to eat a unicorn. Try and read that 10x fast.

Shark Teeth Tee

Shark Teeth Tee
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Gloopz Shark With Pixelated Teeth isn’t the most thought provoking t-shirt we’ve come across, but no matter: the sharp color contrast, Tetris blocks, and ginormous shark have us sold.

Disturbia Clothing

Disturbia Clothing
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We’re really digging Disturbia Clothing’s satirical t-shirts. They take pop culture references and symbols and turn them on their head, sort of like a grittier version of Andy Warhol.

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My Choice Tee

My Choice Tee
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ACRYLICK’s My Choice t-shirt has a “make music, not war” message that we dig. We like the way they’ve bastardized weapons and blended them with saxes, axes, mics and drumsets.

Caution Tee

Caution Tee
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Supermandolini’s Caution t-shirt will resonate with anyone who has a mess of wires under their desk; check out the draped serpent across the back shoulder. Available in red, blue or green.

Conflict Tee by Fibre Clothing

Conflict Tee by Fibre Clothing
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Fibre Clothing’s Conflict t-shirt is one we can all get behind: it was created to spread awareness of the crisis in Darfur, with 50% of the profits going straight to the Save Darfur effort.

Senior Computer Club Tee

Senior Computer Club Tee
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Senior Computer Club brings back happy memories of dual floppy drives and baud; it sports a TRS-80 Model III (or 4?) and comes in an AA tee, but we definitely prefer the snazzy polo.

Things That Glow Tee

Things That Glow Tee
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We so could have used one of these Things That Glow t-shirts as an eight-year old. Not only does it show radioactive potatoes and rocket ships, but it actually glows in the dark.

Eternally, Always, FTSK Tee

Eternally, Always, FTSK Tee
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Incarnadine’s Eternally, Always Tee is made for power pop band Forever The Sickest Kids and features a skeleton rocking a guitar; it’s a six color print with gold foil.

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