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Awesome T-shirts

Real Stoned Camo

Real Stoned Camo
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Nitraid’s Real Stoned Camo series is a collection of apparel and accessories designed for Tokyo’s concrete jungles. It looks to be Japan only, but we hope they’ll bring it stateside.

The Midnight Flasher

The Midnight Flasher
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Oh double entendres, how we love thee: The Midnight Flasher won’t score any political correctness points, because he’s got an EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM lens and he ain’t afraid to use it.

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Invaders Tee

Invaders Tee
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A perfect match for the Dog Tags we featured earlier, this Invaders t-shirt by gamer-friendly apparel brand J!NX brings back old-school arcade days; note: it’s selling fast, so order soon.

Ninjas vs. Luchadores

Ninjas vs. Luchadores
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The great Ninjas vs. Pirate debate seems to be over, and with it a new challenger enters the ring: Ninjas vs. Luchadores is a high contrast tee by DjBisparulz; looks like a win for the wrestlers.

Super Laundry T-shirt

Super Laundry T-shirt
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Even superheroes have to do their laundry sometimes; apparently our favorite Superdude couldn’t afford a drying machine, although a leap over tall buildings should do the trick.

Rebel Rock T-shirt

Rebel Rock T-shirt
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Chop Shop’s latest t-shirt continues their line of music-themed apparel; this one is our favorite so far, shaped like a guitar and featuring 21 rock and punk celebs from the 1970s.

Of Horror T-shirt

Of Horror T-shirt
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A hot chick in peril, blood splatters and a cool tee: yup, it’s Halloween. Akumu Ink’s gritty clothing has a special resonance today, and this Of Horror t-shirt is definitely our top pick.

Demise of Mr. Flamingo

Demise of Mr. Flamingo
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Gnomes, I dub thee McSheisty: this 7-color screen printed Demise of Mr. Flamingo t-shirt isn’t entirely without merit; we hate those tacky plastic birds as much as the next neighbor.

Ampersand Hoodie

Ampersand Hoodie
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Because you can never have too many conjunctions: this Ampersand Hoodie is part of Snakes & Suits’ new fall line, and bears their signature “&” on an AA flex fleece zip hoodie.

The Seasons Of My Life

The Seasons Of My Life
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Wotto’s The Seasons Of My Life tee needs a little meat on its bones, but it does a good job of showing off the four seasons in an unconventional format; it’s a ten color plastisol print.

Trifarce T-shirt

Trifarce T-shirt
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This Trifarce tee by supercombo is perfect for wannabe-Links and Zelda fans the world over; it’s printed with “ultra gold” ink, which promises to bestow power, wisdom and courage.

Where’s Me Booty Tee

Where’s Me Booty Tee
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We’ve seen many pirates in our day, but this is the first that double dutches: this rope-wielding Where’s Me Booty Tee is perfect for shaking down the neighbor’s kids landlubbers for their candy loot.

Goldilocks/Three Beers Tee

Goldilocks/Three Beers Tee
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This Goldilocks and the Three Beers tee shows that even mortal enemies can set the porridge aside for a good ol’ fashioned co-ed kegger. Next up: When Bears Go Wild.

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Bar Trekkin’ T-shirt

Bar Trekkin’ T-shirt
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Set your phasers to tipsy: this Bar Trekkin’ t-shirt is ideal for a night on the town with your fellow Starfleet cadets. Just don’t come crying to us when you wake up next to a Klingon.

Vampire Grill T-shirt

Vampire Grill T-shirt
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Who knew Count Dracula was a medieval hustla: this Vampire Grill tee by Dance Party Massacre shows the Dark Prince’s grill fully blinged-out; it’s actually printed with silver ink.

Che T-shirt

Che T-shirt
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Counter-revolutionary my ass: this Che t-shirt is a nod to those folks who run around in trendy Che Guevara tees and think “viva la revolucion” is Spanish for a non-fat chai latte.

Skate Wolf T-shirt

Skate Wolf T-shirt
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We realize endorsing this shirt dates us, but we can’t help but crave this Teen Wolf inspired Skate Wolf tee. For the younguns, think Geico caveman with more hair, fangs and a deck.

Agent Skully T-shirt

Agent Skully T-shirt
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Sometimes, you just want to wear a ginormous skull: Agent Skully is an all-over print in every sense of the word. No word on whether there’ll be Mulder jeans to complete the ensemble.

Cryptozoology Tee

Cryptozoology Tee
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Monster hunters in training should pick up this Cryptozoology t-shirt by SquidFire; it’s a veritable Who’s Who of supernatural beasties, including Nessie, El Chupacabra and Bigfoot.

Dead Shred T-shirt

Dead Shred T-shirt
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When not guarding Egyptian tombs, Mummies apparently enjoy doing ollies; this Dead Shred t-shirt may be gaudy in purple, but we’ll make an exception for our bandaged friends.

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And Then I Woke Up

And Then I Woke Up
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Jeff Sheldon’s Ugmonk tees are back, with his popular Lowercase restocked and offered in a new black version; also check out his heather grey And Then I Woke Up t-shirt, above.

Zombi Zombie Tee

Zombi Zombie Tee
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Glowing red eyes, decaying flesh and maggots: yup, Halloween is coming, and this Zombi Zombie t-shirt is a great alternative to the Good Guys Don’t Glow tee we featured previously.

Good Guys Don’t Glow

Good Guys Don’t Glow
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Want a low-key (but still cool) Halloween costume? Ivan Pineros’ Good Guys Don’t Glow tee features classic Hollywood monsters that glow in the dark, except the good guy, of course.

Troopa Tee

Troopa Tee
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Love reductive drawing and Star Wars? This Troopa Tee is perfect for minimalists; it’s sold by Designgive, who donates a portion of each purchase to your choice of seven charities.

It Takes A Pillage Tee

It Takes A Pillage Tee
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Just one look this It Takes A Pillage Tee by Glarkware and we knew we had to feature it; it shows family values at their very best–assuming you belong to a family of sword-wielding Vikings.

Jet T-Shirt

Jet T-Shirt
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This latest Jet t-shirt from Johnny Cupcakes is an update on their infamous Red Jet tee; it sports a Flying Tiger-esque fighter plane raining down (what else?) cupcakes from above.

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