THE BEST T-shirts

Good v Evil T-shirt

Good v Evil T-shirt

We’ve died and gone to geek heaven: football and Star Wars fans will love this Good v Evil t-shirt; let’s the hope empire doesn’t strike back after Han makes the first 100 yard Kessel Run.

Hero Vests

Hero Vests

They’re not the smartest things to wear to the airport, but these Hero Vests turn you from zero to action movie star in a heartbeat; choose from New York Cop, Dragon, and More Blood.

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Ode to Joy T-shirt

Ode to Joy T-shirt

It may be a B/W t-shirt, but Ode to Joy’s artwork and all-over-print size is truly epic; an astronaut using a staff blaster to fend off a tentacled spacebeast while on his rocket ship FTW!

The Simpson’s Tees

The Simpson’s Tees

Unreal Cotton’s latest t-shirts should be familiar to fans of Homer and gang; these Simpson’s tees include the three-eyed fish, pickled eggs from Moe’s and a radioactive control rod.

Geek Army Knife Tee

Geek Army Knife Tee

Nothing appeals more to geeks than a swiss army knife, so this Geek Army Knife tee is a match, a Thundercats sword, lightsaber, MIB Noisy Cricket and Star Trek phaser made in heaven.

Conservation Status Tee

Conservation Status Tee

Preserving various species gets put into perspective with this Conservation Status t-shirt; we’re all for pandas, rhinos and lions, but the jury’s still out for Bigfoot and zombies.

Exploded 360 T-shirt

Exploded 360 T-shirt

An Xbox gave its life for this Exploded 360 t-shirt, which ships 5/4; Dion Briggs tells us that illustrator Garry Booth gutted a working console, sending it to the great green ring in the sky.

Escher’s Dogs T-shirt

Escher’s Dogs T-shirt

Escher’s Dogs makes us simultaneously laugh and scratch our heads; we’ll give a big ass milkbone and a degree in perceptual psychology to Fido if he can get himself out of this one.

Ape-ocalypse T-shirt

Ape-ocalypse T-shirt

Just in time for their third anniversary, Go Ape Shirts’ Ape-ocalypse tee is a retro-style homage to another huge Hollywood ape; it’s by Leon Ryan, who also created Go Ape’s logo.

Rethink Clothing Contest

Rethink Clothing Contest

Our friends at Rethink Clothing are running a contest for The Awesomer readers; you’ll get a chance to win a free Rethink t-shirt. Update: this contest has concluded.

JOB T-shirt

JOB T-shirt

Proof that Batman always has a backup, this JOB t-shirt is what the Dark Knight uses when his Bat Signal is out of order; our apologies to Alfred, who has to clean up the inevitable guano.

Through the Glass Tee

Through the Glass Tee

It would have been perfect for Earth Day, but we still like the brilliant colors of this Through the Glass t-shirt; it features wispy nebula and stars encapsulated in a light bulb.

Bone Script T-shirt

Bone Script T-shirt

The writings on this Bone Script tee could be anything from an end of the world prediction to a grocery list; still, you’d be the first kid on the block in several millenia to rock Sumerian cuneiform.

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Thanks Wikipedia Tee

Thanks Wikipedia Tee

Worshipped by students but anathema to college professors and teaching assistants, we actually used Wikipedia while writing this post to figure out what anathema means; Thanks, Wikipedia!

ASCII Skull T-shirt

ASCII Skull T-shirt

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen any ASCII art emails, but this ASCII Skull t-shirt relives the glory days (though it’s a bit larger than 80 columns); act fast, as stocks are limited.

Broken Heart T-shirt

Broken Heart T-shirt

Give up on love and go solo in style with this bloody Broken Heart t-shirt; sure, your heart has a Band-Aid on it, but that just shows you’re single and ready to mingle — if a bit bitter.

One Dollar Tee

One Dollar Tee

Tatooed Tees’ One Dollar Tee not only features dollar bill graphics but also costs only a dollar (plus $4-$6 shipping); you’re limited to one t-shirt, so there’s no danger of overspending.

Nature Trooper T-shirt

Nature Trooper T-shirt

Liked the Star Wars Organics tees? The Empire continues to celebrate Earth Day in style with this Nature Trooper t-shirt; it’s decked out with animals, minus those annoying Ewoks.

Eternal Exercise T-shirt

Eternal Exercise T-shirt

Brains are pretty high in cholesterol, so it’s a good idea for zombies to regularly hit the treadmill: this Eternal Exercise t-shirt gives new meaning to notions of the “walking undead.”

Star Wars Organics Tees

Star Wars Organics Tees

The Empire goes green with its Star Wars Organics tees; all across the galaxy, Jawas recycle, Rebels ride tauntauns to work and Vader force chokes anyone who starts wildfires.

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Holofernes T-shirt

Holofernes T-shirt

More intelligent than it seems, this Holofernes tee is based on a Babylonian legend: it’s basically a warning for us guys not to lose our heads around women. Seriously, good luck with that.

AT-AT Anatomy Tee

AT-AT Anatomy Tee

We’d always wondered why the Empire’s AT-AT walkers seemed a bit arthritic: rubyred’s AT-AT Anatomy t-shirt gives us a rare glimpse at the bones inside the feared walker.

V is for Virgin Tee

V is for Virgin Tee

Fellow trekkies, let’s face it: the whole pointy eared thing is not a babe magnet, nor is the hand salute; hopefully, you won’t be wearing this V is for Virgin tee at your next pon farr.

The Gaming Revolution

The Gaming Revolution

If you liked the Periodic Table of Controllers, this Gaming Revolution t-shirt unites said controllers into a glorious console’s revolution; seriously, folks, this one’s a must for gamers!

WiiXploded T-shirt

WiiXploded T-shirt

After exploding both a regular iPhone and its steampunk variant, Dion Briggs is back with WiiXploded; it’s printed with soft-hand ink and AA New Silver shirts and starts shipping today.

Event of Emergency Tee

Event of Emergency Tee

Event Of An Emergency is the second tee you’ll ever need: it’s filled with helpful alternate uses for your shirt, from mask and wound dressing to torch rag for you anarchist types.

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