THE BEST T-shirts

Wedge is My Wingman

Wedge is My Wingman

Whether it’s a bar crawl or a Death Star trench run, there’s one man who’s always got your back: Wedge is My Wingman is a tribute to the only X-Wing pilot you’d want on your six.

Crack! T-shirt

Crack! T-shirt

“Oh, crap!” moments are part of life, but an astronaut’s work is far from trivial–this Crack! t-shirt by Joshua Kemble illustrates both the sheer beauty and deadliness of space.

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Geek Hand Sign Tee

Geek Hand Sign Tee

We’re not sure you’d want to be flashing the Geek Hand Sign in south-central LA, but even coders and web-devs have their own subculture–except they tag code instead of walls.

Bow Tie Fighter Tee

Bow Tie Fighter Tee

The Empire’s pilots are a special breed: they have an antiquated sense of style, and they insist on flying like real men by using unshielded TIE Fighters–unlike those sissy Rebels.

Cannibal T-shirt

Cannibal T-shirt

Killing two birds (or lambs) with one stone, this gingerbread Dr. Hannibal Lecter can always satisfy his gruesome habits: if he runs out of victims, Cannibal only need eat himself.

Dinosaur T-shirt

Dinosaur T-shirt

Its name may be simple, but this Dinosaur t-shirt by Shred explodes with gory detail; not for the faint hearted, a pack of velociraptors reduces several helpless humans into shredded pork.

Kobe vs. LeBron T-shirt

Kobe vs. LeBron T-shirt

It’s the heavily hyped matchup that wasn’t meant to be, but we’re sure that fans on both sides of the great Kobe vs. LeBron debate are waiting for next year; available in white or black.

Hunting is No Joke Tee

Hunting is No Joke Tee

Available today only (6/17) at TeeFury, David Staffell’s Hunting is No Joke t-shirt is a tongue-in-cheek look at what happens when you blend retro graphics with real-world expectations.

The Machine T-shirt

The Machine T-shirt

You probably don’t want to be within a few hundred miles of zombie outbreaks with this The Machine tee, but we’re digging it’s cerebral take of the classic Terminator poster.

Puppet Brawlin’ T-shirt

Puppet Brawlin’ T-shirt

Sesame Street turns into the mean streets with this Puppet Brawlin’ tee; cookies fly as this Street Fighter-styled shirt depicts Big Bird and the Cookie Monster getting their feathers ruffled.

What Is Your Profession?

What Is Your Profession?

Loy Valera’s What Is Your Profession? t-shirt is the spitting image of a visual pun: he could have had a jockey riding a disc, but his hand-drawn style really shines with a ghetto blaster.

Space Defenders T-shirt

Space Defenders T-shirt

One man’s offense is another alien’s defense: in deference to our ET overlords, arcades on the other side of the galaxy usually rename Taito’s classic game as “Space Defenders.”

Aliens vs. Predator Tee

Aliens vs. Predator Tee

Forget the movie franchise; this old-school Aliens vs. Predator t-shirt by Amex Bros. shows how it’s done with a Mars Attacks-style alien in a robot suit battling a T-Rex.

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Turtle Power T-shirt

Turtle Power T-shirt

Available today only: Philip Tseng’s Turtle Power t-shirt asks the question, “What if the TMNT were real turtles and tortoises?” The answer: the slowest ninjas you’ve never seen.

Murphy’s Law Tee

Murphy’s Law Tee

There are bad days to sail, and then there are days like this Murphy’s Law t-shirt by Alvaro Arteaga; there’s nothing like a kraken, a griffin and a sea dragon to really mess up your day.

Alkemy Sunglass Shirt

Alkemy Sunglass Shirt

Alkemy’s Sunglass Shirt will have passersby doing a second take, not because of the shades and suspenders–they’re fake–but the real metal loops that you can hook your fingers through.

Learn to Juggle Tee

Learn to Juggle Tee

Dylan DeLosAngeles’ Learn to Juggle t-shirt explains why you see so few jugglers around nowadays: the vast majority get decapitated or flamb√©ed before they master the art.

Robots Are Metal Tee

Robots Are Metal Tee

J!NX’s Robots are Metal t-shirt is a double entendre that goes out to all our laser sword wielding, energon consuming, Jedi-assisting buddies; just don’t go all The Matrix on us, okay?

Celebrity Alien Invaders

Celebrity Alien Invaders

Essentially half a century of aliens on one t-shirt, Celebrity Alien Invaders pits a Space Invaders defense ship against hordes of Marvin the Martians, A.L.F.s, E.T.s and a TIE Interceptor.

Everyone’s A Trekkie

Everyone’s A Trekkie

This Everyone’s A Trekkie t-shirt proves that Darth and Yoda are actually closet Trekkies, as they find the backwards Federation a welcome break from the harsh realities of their own galaxy.

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Heartless T-shirt

Heartless T-shirt

The real story behind The Wizard of Oz gets told with this Heartless t-shirt; the truth is, there was no wizard–just a series of black market organ heists led by Dorothy “House-Dropping” Gale.

Go Love Your Own City

Go Love Your Own City

School’s out and summer is upon us, which means hordes of tourists; for those who prefer to be left alone, Reason Clothing’s Go Love Your Own City is a polite way of saying GTFO.

Trash T-shirt

Trash T-shirt

The only food you’re liable to find on this digital Trash tee is spam, but it’s a lot less smelly the real-world equivalent; still, a Recycle Bin would have been much more eco-friendly.

Real Men Thumbwrestle

Real Men Thumbwrestle

We don’t doubt the veracity of this Real Men Thumbwrestle t-shirt, although they could stand to take a shower; ironically, the stringy hair and gritty details makes for some pretty cool line art.

Neon Cassettes Drip Tee

Neon Cassettes Drip Tee

The analog equivalent of Apple’s iPod Nano ads, Five Crown Clothing’s Neon Cassettes Drip t-shirt hearkens back to a time when mixtapes were literally made with tape.

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