THE BEST T-shirts

Learn to Juggle Tee

Learn to Juggle Tee

Dylan DeLosAngeles’ Learn to Juggle t-shirt explains why you see so few jugglers around nowadays: the vast majority get decapitated or flamb√©ed before they master the art.

Robots Are Metal Tee

Robots Are Metal Tee

J!NX’s Robots are Metal t-shirt is a double entendre that goes out to all our laser sword wielding, energon consuming, Jedi-assisting buddies; just don’t go all The Matrix on us, okay?

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Celebrity Alien Invaders

Celebrity Alien Invaders

Essentially half a century of aliens on one t-shirt, Celebrity Alien Invaders pits a Space Invaders defense ship against hordes of Marvin the Martians, A.L.F.s, E.T.s and a TIE Interceptor.

Everyone’s A Trekkie

Everyone’s A Trekkie

This Everyone’s A Trekkie t-shirt proves that Darth and Yoda are actually closet Trekkies, as they find the backwards Federation a welcome break from the harsh realities of their own galaxy.

Heartless T-shirt

Heartless T-shirt

The real story behind The Wizard of Oz gets told with this Heartless t-shirt; the truth is, there was no wizard–just a series of black market organ heists led by Dorothy “House-Dropping” Gale.

Go Love Your Own City

Go Love Your Own City

School’s out and summer is upon us, which means hordes of tourists; for those who prefer to be left alone, Reason Clothing’s Go Love Your Own City is a polite way of saying GTFO.

Trash T-shirt

Trash T-shirt

The only food you’re liable to find on this digital Trash tee is spam, but it’s a lot less smelly the real-world equivalent; still, a Recycle Bin would have been much more eco-friendly.

Real Men Thumbwrestle

Real Men Thumbwrestle

We don’t doubt the veracity of this Real Men Thumbwrestle t-shirt, although they could stand to take a shower; ironically, the stringy hair and gritty details makes for some pretty cool line art.

Neon Cassettes Drip Tee

Neon Cassettes Drip Tee

The analog equivalent of Apple’s iPod Nano ads, Five Crown Clothing’s Neon Cassettes Drip t-shirt hearkens back to a time when mixtapes were literally made with tape.

Useless Superpowers Tee

Useless Superpowers Tee

If you liked Superuseless Superpowers, this Useless Superpower T-shirt incorporates 20 of them into one incredibly mundane list: our favorites are desaturation and bullet attraction.

Key Skull T-shirt

Key Skull T-shirt

Open-Apple “Tee”, anyone? This brilliant Key Skull t-shirt by rubyred is filled with black and white keys from the classic Mac and iMac keyboards; choose from over 20 t-shirt colors.

Terminated March T-shirt

Terminated March T-shirt

Available today at Tee Fury, this Terminated t-shirt merges two of sci-fi’s greatest killer cyborgs into one twisted, time-traveling mess: “Luke, I am your father, but I killed him, too.”

BLOC28 By Disney T-shirts

BLOC28 By Disney T-shirts

BLOC28 is an ongoing program where urban artists reinterpret Mickey Mouse; these BLOC28 by Disney tees are a fascinating post-modern look at history’s most iconic mouse.

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Evil R2D2 T-shirt

Evil R2D2 T-shirt

Even the most lovable of droids have a dark side: IM King Clothing takes their horned robot logo and applies it to Oscar D2, R2D2’s evil brother/alter-ego; available in black or blue.

Super Cuts T-shirt

Super Cuts T-shirt

It’s no secret that superheroes are also super vain; this Super Cuts t-shirt shows them sporting their signature bangs and manes, but minus their faces; can you guess ’em all?

Sad Chimes Rest Home

Sad Chimes Rest Home

A reference to the beloved Apple chime sound, this weathered Sad Chimes Rest Home t-shirt pays homage to the original iMac, the Power Macintosh G3 and the Macintosh SE.

Magic Mushrooms T-shirt

Magic Mushrooms T-shirt

We always knew the plumbing business was just a front for the Mario Bros’ real racket: supplying illicit Magic Mushrooms and other “power ups” with the help of their pusher, Toad.

Hot Chicks on Wolves

Hot Chicks on Wolves

Purveyor of all tees awesome Dick Firestorm is determined to obliterate any notions of political correctness: Hot Chicks on Wolves features meat-eating, gun-toting, beer-swilling babes.

Maniac T-shirt

Maniac T-shirt

This Maniac t-shirt shows that even Legoland has its deviants; Jason never was the same after someone switched his head, but thankfully it’s relatively easy to reassemble his victims.

Sporck Long And Prosper

Sporck Long And Prosper

Available today only, Sporck Long And Prosper is a double entendre tee: Spock is no longer half-human and half Vulcan; he’s now also part Leonard Nimoy and part Zachary Quinto.

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Knights Who Play Nii

Knights Who Play Nii

Monty Python fans are a rabid, hand grenade-throwing rabble, and the only ones who will get this The Knights Who Play Nii tee; just wear the wrist strap to avoid those nasty flesh wounds.

Around Shirts

Around Shirts

While the idea isn’t new, we like the hand-painted look of Around Shirts; they broadcast to the world where you’ve been with the names of cities like LA and Tokyo in giant type.

Jimiyo T-shirt

Jimiyo T-shirt

Available only in May, this Jimiyo t-shirt is overflowing with awesome: Darth Vader, Terminator, Freddie Krueger and the Predator serve as the ultimate horsemen of the apocalypse.

Website: TeeMagnet.com

Website: TeeMagnet.com

Tired of missing those one-day-only t-shirt sales? TeeMagnet.com is a godsend: it compiles tee-a-day sites and displays their current offerings along with the time remaining.

Bar Fight T-shirt

Bar Fight T-shirt

Long fermenting liquor rivalries finally bubble over in this Bar Fight t-shirt; the martini and wine bottle may have started this fight, but it’ll be the whiskey flask and beer bottle who finish it.

Rocksmith Boombox Tee

Rocksmith Boombox Tee

Make your musical proclivities loud and clear with Rocksmith’s Boombox tee, which features a giant all-over printed 80s-style ghetto blaster; too bad it’s only good for a frontal assault.

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