THE BEST T-shirts

Cupcake Mix Vol. 4

Cupcake Mix Vol. 4

Johnny Cupcake’s Cupcake Mix Vol. 4 is noticeably better than Vol. 3; four horror-themed shirts of 200 each are available, only one of which is online (the others are in-store).

undeadWe T-shirt

undeadWe T-shirt

Our friends at Chop Shop put a nail in the coffin of their Horror/Fantasy collection with this epic undeadWe tee; it packs in 50 zombies, ghosts and other boo-tiful members of the living dead.

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Frank’s Origin T-shirt

Frank’s Origin T-shirt

Frankenstein’s story is well known, but gets recast in a mythic (and green) light in this Frank’s Origin t-shirt; still, his saga would have been truly epic had his brain not come from Abby Normal.

Duality of Humanity Tee

Duality of Humanity Tee

Obey’s Duality of Humanity is now available in t-shirt form; it’s a collaboration with famed Vietnam War and Khmer Rouge photojournalist Al Rockoff and based on an actual photo.

Refill Required Tee

Refill Required Tee

Cellphones may run on volts of electricity, but many humans (including us) run on jolts of java: this Refill Require t-shirt is for those whose sleep debt is one REM cycle away from bankruptcy.

Zombie Medkit Tee

Zombie Medkit Tee

Don’t get “left for dead:” we’d prefer chainsaws and sawed-off shotguns, but this Zombie Survival Medkit t-shirt will keep you alive and fully limbed until the cavalry arrives.

Three Worgen Moon Tee

Three Worgen Moon Tee

Alright, we’re pushing our luck with the three moon tees, but one more: J!NX has just dropped this WoW-themed Three Worgen Moon t-shirt; also check out the Alliance/Horde Beanies.

3 Keyboard Wolf Tee

3 Keyboard Wolf Tee

Turtlehead jumps on the Three Wolf Moon/Cat Moon bandwagon with this 3 Keyboard Wolf t-shirt, but trumps them all: it not only features an extra wolf and E.T., but a flippin’ unicorn.

Sixpack x TJ General Tee

Sixpack x TJ General Tee

A collaboration between New York’s Todd James and France’s Sixpack, this General t-shirt is ideal for those with Napoleon complexes–just don’t march on Waterloo anytime soon.

Handlebar Hold Up

Handlebar Hold Up

A carefully groomed mustache will not only impress the womenfolk but can dual wield in a pinch: this Handlebar Hold Up t-shirt is a mashup of whiskers and Smith & Wessons.

Air When You Need Us

Air When You Need Us

When petrol goes the way of the dodo, gas stations will need a serious makeover: this Air When You Need Us tee shows the self-serve going from hydrocarbon chains to bike chains.

Mass x Acceleration Tee

Mass x Acceleration Tee

Assuming power is provided by the Dark Side, this May The Mass x Acceleration t-shirt will fly over the heads of weak minds with the horizontal velocity of a fully operational battle station.

In the Headlights T-shirt

In the Headlights T-shirt

There’s a reason why they’re not handing out driver’s licenses to Bambi: this In the Headlights tee puts those pesky humans on the other side of their 2-ton gas-guzzling behemoths.

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Darth Tut T-shirt

Darth Tut T-shirt

The ultimate dudes-with-cool-headgear mashup, this Darth Tut t-shirt (available today at TeeFury) is also an homage to awesome, with snakes, lightning bolts skulls, and lightsabers.

My Own Personal Robot

My Own Personal Robot

It’s every young (and young-at-heart) boy’s dream: this My Own Personal Robot t-shirt will have to do until we get our own angry, motor-oil dripping machine of metallic death.

Eco-Friendly T-shirt

Eco-Friendly T-shirt

Available today only at TeeFury, Alex Solis’ Eco-Friendly t-shirt resembles an amped-up franken-WALL-E; environmental themes aside, the details on this tee are absolutely incredible.

Product Placement Tee

Product Placement Tee

The 33 logos on this Product Placement t-shirt should seem vaguely familiar: a tribute to fake companies seen in movies, Cyberdyne, OCP, and Initech are best left purely fictional.

Medieval Robot Tee

Medieval Robot Tee

Sir Lancelot turns into Sir Spamalot in this The Robots Come Out At Knight t-shirt; castles are cool and all, but not against 50 foot tall metal monsters that spew cannon and flames.

WoW Brewfest T-shirt

WoW Brewfest T-shirt

Once a year, both the Horde and the Alliance put aside their animosity to celebrate Azeroth’s best brews; hardcore party orcs or dwarves would do well to wear this Brewfest t-shirt.

Technophilia T-shirt

Technophilia T-shirt

Sometimes, you just need a t-shirt with a giant robot terrorizing humanity on it: Technophilia simultaneously satisfies our metallic overlords and apes Futurama’s Bender.

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LEGO Baseplate T-shirt

LEGO Baseplate T-shirt

If you don’t mind wearing bricks on your man-boobs, this LEGO Baseplate t-shirt takes DIY apparel to new, 3D heights; it’s an actual baseplate on which you can attach LEGOs.

Say Hello… T-shirt

Say Hello… T-shirt

Guaranteed to bring semi-automatic smiles to your friends’ faces, Martin Bregman’s Say Hello To My Little Friends is the happiest collection of death dealing weaponry we’ve ever seen.

Twitter Zombies T-shirt

Twitter Zombies T-shirt

#braainnnnnsss has always been a trending topic for Twitter Zombies, which isn’t too surprising: staying under 140 characters is pretty easy when you have a one word vocabulary.

iSteamMac T-shirt

iSteamMac T-shirt

Kevin Tong’s iSteamPhone gets a follow-up with this iSteamMac tee; it’s a steampunk rendition of the legendary 1984 Macintosh 128K, complete with DaVinci-style annotations.

I Got Next T-shirt

I Got Next T-shirt

We can’t help shedding nostalgic tears and quarters for this I Got Next t-shirt; alongside “Finish Him!” and “Push to Reject”, it defines an entire generation of coin-op arcade gamers.

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