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T-shirts: Very Important Pixels

T-shirts: Very Important Pixels

Very Important Pixels’ t-shirts are very pop culture: they include square-able versions of 80s Heroes, all the James Bonds, Death Star denizens, and the evolution of Michael Jackson.

Shred T-Rex T-shirt

Shred T-Rex T-shirt

You’d be screaming for your mommy too if you saw this in your rear view mirror: we’re digging the badass art on this Shred T-Rex t-shirt, which makes Jurassic Park’s dinos look geriatric.

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Direct Line T-shirt

Direct Line T-shirt

That Commissioner Gordon looks remarkably slimmer in The Dark Knight has nothing to do with creative retconning; Glennz’ Direct Line t-shirt shows where his priorities lie pie.

Zombie Food T-shirt

Zombie Food T-shirt

While humanity fights for its survival during the undead apocalypse, a similar food fight is being waged in the fridges everywhere: this Zombie Food t-shirt goes out to our perishable pals.

80 MPH T-shirt

80 MPH T-shirt

“But officer, I thought you were a red and blue shell!” Mario finally gets pulled over after one rocket start too many in this 80 MPH t-shirt; if only he had a few banana peels to spare…

Slow T-shirt

Slow T-shirt

Ever since the advent of fast zombies, this Slow T-shirt isn’t as universally applicable as it used to be; still, we have a soft spot in our hearts (and a hard one on our bats) for shamblers.

Multislacking Shirt

Multislacking Shirt

As any professional procrastinator knows, doing everything and nothing at the same time is hard work; this Multislacking shirt is an effortless homage to master time wasters.

Superuserman T-shirt

Superuserman T-shirt

This Superuserman t-shirt can only be worn by sysadmins with a .plan: to bind ports in a single keystroke, spawn processes faster than a speeding bot, and get to the root of all evil.

Zombie Scooby-Doo Tee

Zombie Scooby-Doo Tee

Shaggy, Daphne, and Freddie are absent in this Zombie Scooby-Doo t-shirt, but it’s a no-brainer why: Velma shows smarts (with shotguns, stakes, and Scooby snacks) = survival.

Black Rhino Collection

Black Rhino Collection

Halloween has already passed, but Ecko’s Black Rhino Collection is a year-round dedication to cult classics; it includes hoodies and tees from Friday the 13th, Saw, and more.

Thumb War T-shirt

Thumb War T-shirt

1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare World War III: digits won’t be the only casualties on the playground if the events in this Thumb War t-shirt come to pass: an escalating “arms” race is inevitable.

Blast-Off! T-shirt

Blast-Off! T-shirt

Flying high from NASA’s discovery of large amounts of water on the moon? Celebrate with this Blast Off! tee: the shuttle peels back the cosmos with a sweet (almost) all-over design.

Wrong Target T-shirt

Wrong Target T-shirt

We’re already giving the crazy Battleship movie a wide berth, but this Wrong Target tee is a glimpse of how a three hour cruise can turn into a one-way trip 20,000 leagues under the sea.

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Disputa del Cyborgio T-shirt

Disputa del Cyborgio T-shirt

Based on a Raphael painting, we can’t help but love the awesomeness and insanity of La Disputa del Cyborgio; the t-shirt features Terminators, Mega Man, and yes, Stephen Hawking.

Alien Autopsy T-shirt

Alien Autopsy T-shirt

This Alien Autopsy t-shirt depicts the aftermath of Earth’s battle against precisely five neatly organized rows of space invaders: dissecting our pixelated foes’ naughty bits and bytes.

Giant Robot FTW Tee

Giant Robot FTW Tee

Available today (11/9/09) only at TeeFury: this Giant Robot FTW t-shirt calls to the city-leveling 12-year old in all of us, filled with incredible line art, fiery details, and a floating demon head(?!).

Robatabrand T-shirts

Robatabrand T-shirts

Robatabrand is a t-shirt label for thinkers, movers, and shakers: each shirt features complex and nuanced imagery devoted to luminaries like Kurt Vonnegut and Yuri Gagarin.

Vitruvian Voltron T-shirt

Vitruvian Voltron T-shirt

This Vitruvian Voltron tee may seem anachronistic, but we are talking Da Vinci here: we think a flying fortress made out of robotic lions would be right up the renaissance man’s alley.

Einstein T-shirt

Einstein T-shirt

Albert is a relativistic rockstar, but this Einstein t-shirt scientifically proves what we’ve been generally theorizing all along: that he’s no E=MC square but a front man for KISS.

Stereotype T-shirt

Stereotype T-shirt

Paddyroo’s Stereotype t-shirt is a witty play (rewind, and fast forward) on words, with indie, heavy metal, beatboxing, and more; we’re really singing their praises for leaving out polka.

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I Be Au Sm T-shirt

I Be Au Sm T-shirt

Four letters, yet so much awesome geekiness: Lawrence Villanueva’s I Be Au Sm T-shirt packs in a UFO, an NES gamepad, a Federation badge, nuclear fission, and a lightsaber.

Now That’s A Suit!

Now That’s A Suit!

Suits often have astronomical prices, but this Now That’s A Suit! t-shirt takes things to orbital heights: pinstripes pale in comparison to $2 million and 300 pounds of pressurized awesome.

I Came From Nothing

I Came From Nothing

There’s only one day until Halloween, but I Came From Nothing’s horrifically detailed tees supply fear for the whole year, with nods to everything from Child’s Play to gut-munching pandas.

Rock Guitar T-shirt

Rock Guitar T-shirt

Professional air guitarists finally have an instrument worthy of their lightweight talents: the Electronic Rock Guitar t-shirt is actually playable and includes a mini amp and magnetic picks.

Official Fight Club T-shirt

Official Fight Club T-shirt

Created with Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk in celebration of the movie’s 10th anniversary, this Fight Club tee is as official (and anarchic) as it gets; also available as a poster here.

Map Marker Death Tee

Map Marker Death Tee

This Map Marker Death t-shirt pointedly shows the hazards of overly augmenting reality; up next: street view dude’s mangled body found flying across random street intersections.

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