Awesome Sylvester Stallone

(PG-13) Deepfake expert Ctrl Shift Face pulled out all the stops for this video that reimagines James Cameron’s The Terminator with Sylvester Stallone taking Schwarzenegger’s place, along with cameos from Brad Pitt, Jim Carrey, Kanye West, Bill Hader, George Clooney, Mark Zuckerberg, Willem Dafoe, and more.

Sylvester Stallone stars in this fish-out-of-water TV drama from Taylor Sheridan (Yellowstone, 1883) and Terrence Winter (The Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire). It follows the story of a recently-released mafia capo who gets bounced from New York City to Tulsa, Oklahoma as his new territory. Coming to Paramount+ 11.13.22.

CineFix reminds us that the first Rocky movie came out 40 years ago. In honor of the film, they dug up a handful of trivia about it, including the fact that Rocky’s stair dance is actually being played in reverse. Adrian! Aaaadriaaaan

(NSFW: Language, Gore) Ready for some blood and guts? Sit back and drink in over 34 minutes of Sylvester Stallone taking down baddies in this extensive tally of every time Sly killed on screen. Damn, we need to watch DeathRace 2000 again.

It’s the Raging Bull versus the Italian Stallion. Robert De Niro and Sylvester Stallone play boxing rivals who come out of retirement to fight one more time in this holiday comedy. We really hope this doesn’t poop on their legacies.

We’re not sure what rock this game was hiding under at E3, but you’ll soon have the ability to play as John Rambo in this stealth FPS from Reef Entertainment. Though we’re not sure what the deal is with that ‘fro. Rambo’fro?

Sylvester Stallone stars as a man whose profession is to test the security of prisons, when he ends up wrongly imprisoned in the most secure prison ever built, and must try to break out – with the help of Ahnold, of course.

Liam Hemsworth and Yu Nan join the ass-kicking ensemble in Simon West’s The Expendables 2; hired for a simple job, things go awry and the team goes haywire for payback. (Thanks Edward!)

Sneaking into YouTube sounds like an awesome plan, but messing with Stallone is never a good idea. We’ve got a couple of pics of what went down, but you really should see the video.

With all of Schwarzenegger’s muscle-headed musicals, Sylvester Stallone must have been feeling left out, so he had to get into the singing action. Sly, you’re not expendable in our hearts.

Things have gotten a bit more complicated since Sly Stallone requested Survivor’s hit song for Rocky III; this Eyes of the Tiger t-shirt includes everything from anime eyes to pirate eyes.