THE BEST Swearing

As Stan Lee has taught us, F-bombs can really come in handy to underscore a point. If you appreciate a good swear word like we do, and are looking for something to occupy your spare time, then grab this 1000-piece puzzle that celebrates just how good or bad things are – depending on whether you’re an optimist or a pessimist.

Are you constantly misplacing your keys? Well Calliugraphuck’s “Where the F**k are my Keys?” keychain is guaranteed not to help with that, but it is guaranteed to give you a good laugh once you find them. They should partner up with the guys at Tile to make a version that’s actually useful.

Think you know all the good swear words? This deck of cards features 100 words to help you keep up with the locals around the globe. Each card includes the English pronunciation of a nasty word or phrase, its translation, and a rating indicating just how rude it is if you say it.

The perfect coffee mug for workplaces that frown on swearing. After all, this ceramic mug doesn’t say anything rude at all. Just three random letters, along with a handle shaped like an “F.” Yup, that’s how you can explain this one to your boss.

(NSFW Language) People swear like truck drivers in today’s R-rated flicks. But there was a time when swearing in movies was considered so heinous that filmmakers could be slapped with huge fines. Movie Munchies walks us through the way we got from there to here.

(NSFW: Language) Just in time for Season 3, Slacktory recaps everything you missed in Seasons 1 & 2 – but only the swearing bits. Informative pie chart here. They sure talk purdy in Westeros.

Need to tell off a cabbie in Bulgaria? This Android app handles your international swearing needs, including over 1000 dirty words (and sound bites) from around the world. Free version here.

(NSFW: Language) Even better than than the original obscenity-filled table, this version actually swears at you when you push its buttons. And if you’re not British, you’ll learn a thing or two.

(NSFW: Language) There are 429 swear words in Pulp Fiction. This is all of them, minus everything else in the movie. Just the swearing, condensed to about 3 minutes, courtesy of TheCussingChannel.

(NSFW for language) It’s not new, but this amusing mashup of Lily Tomlin’s I Heart Huckabees rant and Bill O’Reilly’s Inside Edition freakout definitely fills the swear jar up to the brim. (Thanks Ron!)

(NSFW) Yeah, we know you’re too civilized to swear on Twitter. But if you want to see how all those other people are doing it, head over to Cursebird, which tracks and scores profanity in real-time.