Awesome Swearing

Sweary Cocktail Coasters

Sweary Cocktail Coasters
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Nope, they’re not monogrammed pocket squares. They’re effin’ sly linen-poly Sweary Cocktail Coasters using acronyms that look like initials to discretely stand for curse words and phrases like “Bulls***,” “Son of a b****” and “What the f***.” Made by the otherwise classy folks at Dot & Army. Sold in a set of eight.

History of Swear Words (Trailer)

History of Swear Words (Trailer)

(PG-13: Language) Nicolas Cage hosts this six-part documentary series about the origins of expletives. Along the way, Nic drops an 8-second F-bomb, and you might learn a thing or two about the importance of swear words in our vocabulary. Coming to Netflix 1.5.2021.

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Classy as F*ck Cocktails

Classy as F*ck Cocktails
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“Feeling classy as f*ck? Have a Bellini. Life kicking your ass? Try a Corpse Reviver.” Classy as F*ck Cocktails demonstrates that profanity is elegant when combined with gold calligraphy and 60 classic drink recipes. Equally swanky: Two Damn Classy rocks glasses and the golden Shaking Sh*t Up! cocktail shaker.

FANF*CKINGTASTIC Puzzle

FANF*CKINGTASTIC Puzzle
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As Stan Lee has taught us, F-bombs can really come in handy to underscore a point. If you appreciate a good swear word like we do, and are looking for something to occupy your spare time, then grab this 1000-piece puzzle that celebrates just how good or bad things are – depending on whether you’re an optimist or a pessimist.

Where the F Are My Keys?

Where the F Are My Keys?
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Are you constantly misplacing your keys? Well Calliugraphuck’s “Where the F**k are my Keys?” keychain is guaranteed not to help with that, but it is guaranteed to give you a good laugh once you find them. They should partner up with the guys at Tile to make a version that’s actually useful.

How to Swear Around the World

How to Swear Around the World
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Think you know all the good swear words? This deck of cards features 100 words to help you keep up with the locals around the globe. Each card includes the English pronunciation of a nasty word or phrase, its translation, and a rating indicating just how rude it is if you say it.

This Motherf’er

This Motherf’er

(PG-13: Language) While walking down the street one morning, Ed Lawson spotted the aftermath of what appears to have been a very intoxicated driver side-swiping parked cars. But this clip is far less about the destruction and more about Lawson’s genius commentary.

UCK Mug

UCK Mug
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The perfect coffee mug for workplaces that frown on swearing. After all, this ceramic mug doesn’t say anything rude at all. Just three random letters, along with a handle shaped like an “F.” Yup, that’s how you can explain this one to your boss.

A Brief History of Swearing in Movies

A Brief History of Swearing in Movies

(NSFW Language) People swear like truck drivers in today’s R-rated flicks. But there was a time when swearing in movies was considered so heinous that filmmakers could be slapped with huge fines. Movie Munchies walks us through the way we got from there to here.

Game of F**ks

Game of F**ks

(NSFW: Language) Just in time for Season 3, Slacktory recaps everything you missed in Seasons 1 & 2 – but only the swearing bits. Informative pie chart here. They sure talk purdy in Westeros.

Swearport

Swearport
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Need to tell off a cabbie in Bulgaria? This Android app handles your international swearing needs, including over 1000 dirty words (and sound bites) from around the world. Free version here.

Periodic Table of Swearing 2

Periodic Table of Swearing 2

(NSFW: Language) Even better than than the original obscenity-filled table, this version actually swears at you when you push its buttons. And if you’re not British, you’ll learn a thing or two.

Pulp Fiction: Only Swearing

Pulp Fiction: Only Swearing

(NSFW: Language) There are 429 swear words in Pulp Fiction. This is all of them, minus everything else in the movie. Just the swearing, condensed to about 3 minutes, courtesy of TheCussingChannel.

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O’Reilly – Tomlin Curse Contest

O’Reilly – Tomlin Curse Contest

(NSFW for language) It’s not new, but this amusing mashup of Lily Tomlin’s I Heart Huckabees rant and Bill O’Reilly’s Inside Edition freakout definitely fills the swear jar up to the brim. (Thanks Ron!)

Cursebird

Cursebird

(NSFW) Yeah, we know you’re too civilized to swear on Twitter. But if you want to see how all those other people are doing it, head over to Cursebird, which tracks and scores profanity in real-time.

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