Awesome Star Wars

Hasbro’s Star Wars AT-AT gets galactically sized; 24″ tall and 28″ long, it fits up to 20 figures inside and includes a zip-line, articulated legs, LED lights, sounds, and a pop-out speeder bike.

If you need a V-day card and are lucky enough to be married to a Jedi, James Stowe’s Star Wars Valentines are perfect for couples and friends alike; there are six cards, one per Episode.

A battlestation mortgage, a fleet of Star Destroyers, and now this: this Paternity T-shirt depicts the last thing Vader needs, but at least he gets to change diapers with The Force.

Because even Palpatine’s No. 1 needs to do a No. 2: FM’s Everybody Poops t-shirt reveals Vader’s real ultimate power in the universe, but we hope he does it in a galaxy far, far away.

Filmed in only 3 1/2 weeks over Christmas Break, Star Wars vs. Star Trek puts the ultimate fanboy debate to rest once and for all with an epic finale that’s literally a war of words.

NSFW: Christian Bale’s tirade is last year’s news, but it’s also relevant in a galaxy far, far away: a petulant Dark Side meets an equally petulant Dark Knight in Darth Bale. Thanks, Libby!

Star Wars: The Old Republic’s Timeline Series continues after a long pause, but this sixth episode was worth the wait: a massive Sith onslaught sends the Republic reeling on all fronts.

That’s no moon…it’s a wall decal: the giant sticker purveyors at Fathead have created a (not) fully operational 4’2″ x 4’2″ Death Star Wall Graphic; small, one-man fighters not included.

If you thought a bigger Death Star explosion was all George Lucas added to the 1997 Star Wars Trilogy re-release, think again: his Opening Text edits read like a fanboy manifesto.

Don’t want to pay for Hasbro’s Force FX lightsaber (or accidentally slice off a limb)? The Saber Practice Bokken is Padawan-perfect; it’s the same size as the Force FX but made out of wood.

Always two there are, a lightsaber and a base: this 13.75″ USB Lightsaber Lamp not only lights up the Dark Side but detaches to do battle–when fully charged with The Force, of course.

It’s one of Star Wars’ lesser-known ships, but we’d take this LEGO Nebulon-B Frigate over a Star Destroyer any day; it’s 4’6″ long and includes docking for X-Wings and the Millenium Falcon.

This Star Wars x A-Team video is a Mr. T-errific 80s mashup: other than swapping a mohawk for a walking carpet and a van for a Falcon, their respective galaxies aren’t that far, far away.

Outland Armour strikes back with Steampunk Star Wars, which debuted at Dragon Con 2009; top picks go to a WWI-styled Vader and an epically armored Boba Fett. (galleries: 1, 2).

Getting into Skywalker Ranch is cool enough, but this is no mere video: Philip Bloom gets invited by Rick McCallum and George Lucas to see how far he can push two Canon DSLRs.

I find your lack of funds disturbing: we wish it was Darth Vader and his storm troopers cleaning up the mess on Wall Street, but it’s actually Lucasfilm ringing NYSE’s opening bell 12/22/09.