Awesome Star Wars

We’ve always found Darth Vader’s lack of stripes disturbing, but this Plaidinum t-shirt redresses all wrongs by dressing the Dark Lord in 100% Ewok Jedi-Hunter Plaid. Thanks, everyone!

In between stints crushing rebellions, Imperial AT-ATs apparently moonlight as Cable Tidies: this DIY kit includes space for a surge protector and a detachable remote caddy.

Jawas pride themselves on their scavenging skills, but Sandcrawler #94 still rues the day they happened on a stash of Grill-2-D-2s; this Jawa Que is not the droid anyone is looking for.

Eddie King may be the fugliest Leia we’ve ever seen, but he and Tyler Marshall’s mashup of Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” will have Star Wars and Star Trek fans blowin’ their speakers up.

Most patterns are best used as desktop wallpaper and website backgrounds, but we’d be happy to set our S-foils in attack position for this Star Wars-themed Space Battle tee.

Stop-motion LEGO isn’t new, but Fancy Pants Productions’ The Force Unleashed has the lightsaber duel down pat with everything from stormtroopers with bad aim to dramatic pauses.

Give both the Light and Dark Sides of the Force a spin with this fully operational LEGO Star Wars Foosball Table; we prefer the Rebel minifigs, but we’re sure the Empire will strike back.

Former city-world Taris (destroyed in KOTOR) gets the spotlight in this Old Republic trailer; contested by the Republic and the Sith, the devs hint at it being an evolving MMO-wide event.

We’d just barely gotten over Crawler Town when this giant LEGO Droid Control Ship landed on our desk Naboo: the Technic-framed marvel took 30,000 pieces and two years to build.

1 GB isn’t exactly cutting edge capacity, but these Lightsaber USB Thumbdrives will slice up unsuspecting Sith or Jedi: available in Luke and Vader colors, they light-up when plugged in.

No Bothan spies were harmed in the acquisition of this Star Destroyer SpecPlate, as it’s only based on a christening plate; each measures 36″x17″ and is made out of 1/8″ aluminum.

Because even walking carpets need to stay clean: this Star Wars Soap is very likely unofficial, but SoapLane does a remarkable job duplicating the logo into a glycerin bar.

At 24″ this Super Shogun Stormtrooper may be a little short for a life-sized one, but it’s super-sized for collectors; it features rotating wheels on the feet and a Rocket Punch firing fist.

R2D2 phone home: E.T. apparently wasn’t the only extraterrestrial stranded on a strange world in this Moon Wars t-shirt, although we regret to inform him that that’s no moon.

100 Star Wars fans is a tiny Comic-Con at best, but this Bristol Lightsaber Flashmob makes up for it with sheer Force of will; it took place 2/13/2010 at a shopping mall in England.

The propeller doesn’t leave much room for smuggling Jedi, princesses, or droids, but Hasbro’s R/C Millenium Falcon is no piece of junk: it flies up to five minutes at a time. Thanks, Thorir!