Awesome Spongebob

“I’m a jellyfishing king… a cleaning-product thing.” With the help of the deep-learning text-to-speech tool 15.ai, Drew K created a new take on Coolio’s Gangsta’s Paradise, with Spongebob Squarepants rapping the lyrics, which have been changed to better reflect life in Bikini Bottom.

tOyS aRe FoR kIdS oNlY. Nickelodeon surprises the Internet with this collection of Spongebob Squarepants characters that have been used as memes. The Masterpiece Meme figures include sPOngEBoB, Imaaaaaaagination Spongebob and Surprised Patrick.

Jason Freeny’s long-running series of dissected vinyl figures are often limited to his art shows. But this dissected Spongebob Squarepants figure is available from Mondo. It’s 10″ tall and has a glow-in-the-dark variant.

Kidrobot has Spongebob rocking out below the sea, in studded boots and gauntlets, donning makeup that would make Gene Simmons proud, and using Patrick Star as a doormat. The 8 inch-tall figure is just one of the many from the Kidrobot x Spongebob collection.

Back in the day, Patrick Star asked the question “Is Mayonnaise an Instrument,” and his bubble was burst. But it turns out his inquiry wasn’t as far off the mark as you might think. YouTuber Flamp shows is in this video clip. We’re waiting for the horseradish music video now.

Despite one reader who didn’t bother providing a real email address so we could respond to his complaint, we’re not sick of Leo Moracchioli’s cover songs yet. Listen up kids, and head to Bikini Bottom with this fun metal edition of the theme song from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Take a trip to Bikini Bottom the next time you serve shots with a set of these amusing glasses from Silver Buffalo. The set of four 1.5oz glasses features good old Spongebob Squarepants making a variety of silly faces.

Wake up! Grab a brush and put a little make-up. YouTuber Tocen presents an incredibly well-done mashup of footage from the SpongeBob Squarepants episode Band Geeks with System of a Down’s 2001 classic Chop Suey!

We can’t imagine how much time it took YouTuber Chip’s World to synchronize clips of Spongebob Squarepants to make it look like he’s singing Ozzy Osbourne’s part from Black Sabbath’s War Pigs, but the end result is that we now have a new Prince of Darkness.

An amusing mashup of scenes from Breaking Bad, with animation from SpongeBob Squarepants by YouTuber RunningFlannel. Without benefit of the original imagery, we are yet again reminded just how brilliant Bryan Cranston was.

SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Plankton and the whole gang must leave Bikini Bottom and enter the real world to save their home from destruction. Think Who Framed Roger Rabbit but with sea creatures (and a squirrel in a spacesuit).

FoxADHD continues to absolutely annihilate all remnants of youthful innocence, this time destroying our joyful image of Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick, Squidward, and all of the hopelessly irradiated denizens of Bikini Bottom.

Another hilarious mod for Grand Theft Auto IV comes in the form of this Krabby Patty-mobile driven by none other than a gun-wielding SpongeBob Squarepants. The soundtrack alone is worth the price of admission.