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Big American Bourbon Soap

Big American Bourbon Soap

Duke Cannon adds Buffalo Trace Distillery’s Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey to their Big American Bourbon Soap and the result is pure genius. It’s a hefty 10 oz, made with ground corn bits to exfoliate rough patches and a rich scent that’ll send you over the edge to whisky heaven.

Soap Tips

Soap Tips

“You can wash Canada! Nope, it’s already clean.” Humorist and musician Bill Wurtz presents a brief but somehow still jam-packed clip about the many wonderful things you didn’t know a simple bar of soap was good for.

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Alien Abduction Soap Dispenser

Alien Abduction Soap Dispenser

Bring an alien invasion into your bathroom or kitchen with one of these fun soap pumps from designer Duncan Shotton. Each one features a tiny U.F.O. that uses its tractor beam to slurp up an innocent human, piggy, or cow from your countertop.

Sidewinder Whiskey Soap & Shave Set

Sidewinder Whiskey Soap & Shave Set

Drink in the whiskey and coffee aroma of Outlaw Soaps’ Hair of the Dog soap and whiskey shaving soap, and fix dry hands and lips with lotion in a stick and whiskey cola lip balm. Includes a shaving brush, enamelware mug, nail brush, and soap tray.

Baseball Glove Scented Soap

Baseball Glove Scented Soap

Get nostalgic for the halcyon days of youth whenever you’re in the bathroom with Athletes Brand’s Baseball Glove Scented Soap. Now all you need are dirt-scented shampoo and chain link fence-scented candles.

Chiefs Man Soap

Chiefs Man Soap

Made from organic coconut and olive oils, Cheifs’ big and burly soaps will have you smelling great, while at the same time destroying dirt and grime grime with its exfoliating scrubby bits. Choose from pine, lime or sweet tobacco scents.

Outlaw Soaps

Outlaw Soaps

These awesome smelling handmade soaps come in manly fragrances like “Fire in the Hole” (campfire, gunpowder, sage, whiskey and bacon) and “Hair of the Dog” (whiskey and coffee). And the always festive “Unicorn Poop.”

Manhands Soap

Manhands Soap

With macho aromas like Beer and Log Cabin, Adam Anderson’s handcrafted Mansoaps are an easy gift. We’re patiently waiting for Post Football Practice and Dirty Socks to be added to the repertoire.

Skull & Crossbones Soap

Skull & Crossbones Soap

…or as we like to call ’em, Soap Barrrrs. This soap set made by Etsy seller KcSoapsNmore is perfect for swashbuckling pirates, undead warriors and stinky humans. Guaranteed to contain no poison.

Howard’s Home Snack Soaps

Howard’s Home Snack Soaps

Etsy seller Howard’s Home makes unbelievably realistic soaps made to look and smell like various pastries and other snacks, including doughnuts, cinnamon buns, popcorn and gummy worms.

Chess Set Soap

Chess Set Soap

Move bishop to bathroom and checkmate dirt with these awesome set of soaps made to look like life-size chess pieces. You can customize the colors and scent of the set. Soap chessboard not included.

Fight Club Soap

Fight Club Soap

Made with “electrolytes, caffeine, and punching”, this officially licensed soap is based on original assets from this organization that doesn’t exist and which we’re not even talking about.

Soap Flakes Dispenser

Soap Flakes Dispenser

Nathalie Stämpfli designed two soap dispensers that make use of bars instead of the liquid kind, grating the bars into flakes, keeping them dry and longer lasting.

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Grenade Hand Soap

Grenade Hand Soap

We can’t seem to find the pin on this bar of soap, cast from an actual WWII steel grenade. We’d advise against traveling with this in your luggage, unless you want “special” treatment from the TSA.

Metal Gear Solid Soap

Metal Gear Solid Soap

The ladies will surely spot you when you use this soap. It will leave you sneaky squeaky clean. And if they’re into gaming, you’ll earn bonus points when you show them the box that it comes in.

Break Soap

Break Soap

This concept lets you break off tiny slivers of soap so you can wash your hands without ever defiling a shared block of soap with your germs. You could just use pump soap, but this looks way cooler.

Uranium Glow Soap

Uranium Glow Soap

Clean up your act with element number 92, Uranium. This periodic table-inspired soap bar not only teaches you a science lesson, but it emits a “radioactive” glow when the lights go down.

Abby Normal Brain Soap

Abby Normal Brain Soap

The Abby Normal soap is trusted by picky zombies and mad scientists. Even though it comes in a jar, rest assured that the soap’s not made of flesh and blood. At least we don’t think.

Game Boy Soap

Game Boy Soap

Lather up and scrub off your game-sweat with this soap from Two Eggplants that looks just like an original Nintendo Game Boy. For some reason we couldn’t get our copy of Tetris to play on it.

Bacon Flu Soap

Bacon Flu Soap

It wasn’t made to look like bacon just for the heck of it – Greg Grabowy hopes that his product’s fun form will encourage people to wash their hands more often. UnFortunately, it’s not bacon scented.

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Han Solo Carbonite Soap

Han Solo Carbonite Soap

This Han Solo frozen in carbonite soap the best bar of soap, ever. Each handmade bar is detailed with a tiny Harrison Ford trapped inside a block of olive oil, shea butter, aloe vera and metallic pigments.

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