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Beer, Whiskey + Wine Soaps

Beer, Whiskey + Wine Soaps
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Swag Brewery’s fragrant soaps are derived from real spirits, but we promise you won’t smell like you spilled booze on yourself. They’re actually quite pleasant, with a peppery and oaky Kentucky bourbon scent, a sweet and jammy Merlot scent, and a spicy and grassy IPA scent to choose from. The price shown is for a 3-bar gift set.

Machined Metal Soap Dishes

Machined Metal Soap Dishes

Most soap dishes are made from plastic, ceramic, or wood. But we dig the more substantial look of Lukas Alberts’ soap dishes, which are machined from metal with strategically-placed ridges to keep soap bars from getting soggy. They come in solid aluminum or copper, both of which will oxidize and patina over time.

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Frozen Soap Bubble Photography

Frozen Soap Bubble Photography

Photographer Jens Heidler spent more than 30 hours standing in frigid temperatures to shoot this amazing macro imagery of ice crystals as they formed on soap bubbles. Once the bubbles are encased in ice, their texture works like tiny prisms, revealing a rainbow of colors. He also shared some tips and tricks for shooting your own.

Outlaw Soaps

Outlaw Soaps
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These awesome smelling handmade soaps come in Wild West-inspired fragrances like Blazing Saddles (leather, gunpowder, sagebrush, sandalwood), Home on the Range (blackberries, sun-dried laundry, fresh-cut grass), and Hair of the Dog (whiskey, tobacco, coffee). They also make body wash, candles, lotions, and more.

Beer + Cigarettes Soap

Beer + Cigarettes Soap
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The idea of a beer and cigarette soap sounds pretty awful on paper. But rest assured, the fragrances in Soap Distillery’s manly soap bar are surprisingly pleasing, swirling together scents of tobacco, lavender, and hops, into a moisturizing and cleansing mix of coconut, olive, and sunflower oils, lager beer, and black clay.

Big American Bourbon Soap

Big American Bourbon Soap
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Duke Cannon adds Buffalo Trace Distillery’s Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey to their Big American Bourbon Soap and the result is pure genius. It’s a hefty 10 oz, made with ground corn bits to exfoliate rough patches and a rich scent that’ll send you over the edge to whisky heaven.

Soap Tips

Soap Tips

“You can wash Canada! Nope, it’s already clean.” Humorist and musician Bill Wurtz presents a brief but somehow still jam-packed clip about the many wonderful things you didn’t know a simple bar of soap was good for.

Alien Abduction Soap Dispenser

Alien Abduction Soap Dispenser
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Bring an alien invasion into your bathroom or kitchen with one of these fun soap pumps from designer Duncan Shotton. Each one features a tiny U.F.O. that uses its tractor beam to slurp up an innocent human, piggy, or cow from your countertop.

Sidewinder Whiskey Soap & Shave Set

Sidewinder Whiskey Soap & Shave Set
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Drink in the whiskey and coffee aroma of Outlaw Soaps’ Hair of the Dog soap and whiskey shaving soap, and fix dry hands and lips with lotion in a stick and whiskey cola lip balm. Includes a shaving brush, enamelware mug, nail brush, and soap tray.

Baseball Glove Scented Soap

Baseball Glove Scented Soap
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Get nostalgic for the halcyon days of youth whenever you’re in the bathroom with Athletes Brand’s Baseball Glove Scented Soap. Now all you need are dirt-scented shampoo and chain link fence-scented candles.

Chiefs Man Soap

Chiefs Man Soap
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Made from organic coconut and olive oils, Cheifs’ big and burly soaps will have you smelling great, while at the same time destroying dirt and grime grime with its exfoliating scrubby bits. Choose from pine, lime or sweet tobacco scents.

Manhands Soap

Manhands Soap
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With macho aromas like Beer and Log Cabin, Adam Anderson’s handcrafted Mansoaps are an easy gift. We’re patiently waiting for Post Football Practice and Dirty Socks to be added to the repertoire.

Skull & Crossbones Soap

Skull & Crossbones Soap
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…or as we like to call ’em, Soap Barrrrs. This soap set made by Etsy seller KcSoapsNmore is perfect for swashbuckling pirates, undead warriors and stinky humans. Guaranteed to contain no poison.

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Howard’s Home Snack Soaps

Howard’s Home Snack Soaps
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Etsy seller Howard’s Home makes unbelievably realistic soaps made to look and smell like various pastries and other snacks, including doughnuts, cinnamon buns, popcorn and gummy worms.

Chess Set Soap

Chess Set Soap
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Move bishop to bathroom and checkmate dirt with these awesome set of soaps made to look like life-size chess pieces. You can customize the colors and scent of the set. Soap chessboard not included.

Fight Club Soap

Fight Club Soap
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Made with “electrolytes, caffeine, and punching”, this officially licensed soap is based on original assets from this organization that doesn’t exist and which we’re not even talking about.

Soap Flakes Dispenser

Soap Flakes Dispenser

Nathalie Stämpfli designed two soap dispensers that make use of bars instead of the liquid kind, grating the bars into flakes, keeping them dry and longer lasting.

Grenade Hand Soap

Grenade Hand Soap
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We can’t seem to find the pin on this bar of soap, cast from an actual WWII steel grenade. We’d advise against traveling with this in your luggage, unless you want “special” treatment from the TSA.

Metal Gear Solid Soap

Metal Gear Solid Soap
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The ladies will surely spot you when you use this soap. It will leave you sneaky squeaky clean. And if they’re into gaming, you’ll earn bonus points when you show them the box that it comes in.

Break Soap

Break Soap

This concept lets you break off tiny slivers of soap so you can wash your hands without ever defiling a shared block of soap with your germs. You could just use pump soap, but this looks way cooler.

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Uranium Glow Soap

Uranium Glow Soap
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Clean up your act with element number 92, Uranium. This periodic table-inspired soap bar not only teaches you a science lesson, but it emits a “radioactive” glow when the lights go down.

Abby Normal Brain Soap

Abby Normal Brain Soap
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The Abby Normal soap is trusted by picky zombies and mad scientists. Even though it comes in a jar, rest assured that the soap’s not made of flesh and blood. At least we don’t think.

Game Boy Soap

Game Boy Soap

Lather up and scrub off your game-sweat with this soap from Two Eggplants that looks just like an original Nintendo Game Boy. For some reason we couldn’t get our copy of Tetris to play on it.

Bacon Flu Soap

Bacon Flu Soap
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It wasn’t made to look like bacon just for the heck of it – Greg Grabowy hopes that his product’s fun form will encourage people to wash their hands more often. UnFortunately, it’s not bacon scented.

Han Solo Carbonite Soap

Han Solo Carbonite Soap
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This Han Solo frozen in carbonite soap the best bar of soap, ever. Each handmade bar is detailed with a tiny Harrison Ford trapped inside a block of olive oil, shea butter, aloe vera and metallic pigments.

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