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We’re not proud of it, but well-meaning inspirational affirmations only inspire eye-rolls with us. The satirical Disappointing Affirmations book (and graphite Disappointing Affirmations Pencils) gets us, inspiring laughs and “true dat” responses to backhanded pep talks like “You matter. Just not that much.” A great gift for the glass-half-empty realists in your life.

Do you have a tendency to get into all kinds of trouble? Document your many trials and tribulations in this red velvet journal letterpressed with “Consequences of My Own Actions (Volume 1)” on its cover. The 5″ x 7″ journal is perfect for keeping track of all of your bad decisions, so you can either avoid or replicate them in the future.