THE BEST Shower

Ballsy’s body wash combines cleansing, exfoliation, and moisturizing for a great shower time. Jojoba spheres give it a scrubby texture, aloe vera locks in moisture, and coconut oil to soothe raw skin. Comes in Ocean & Air, Forest & Fields, and Citrus & Cedar scents.

Ampere’s waterproof Bluetooth shower speaker never needs to be plugged in. Instead, it uses a hydroelectric generator to capture energy from the water flowing to your shower head. Its design provides omnidirectional sound and it can pair with a second mini speaker for sound throughout your bathroom.

Duke Cannon’s exfoliating scrub contains an invigorating mix of menthol, caffeine, and aloe vera that cools, hydrates, and refreshes. It lathers up thick, and brings a bracing chill to even the steamiest shower. Can’t get enough of the cold? Check out their Cold Shower Bundle.

HandyShower is a compact portable shower kit. Unlike other portable showers, the complete kit comes with different nozzles: a shower, a faucet and a bidet. The included bag carries up to 2L of water, but HandyShower can be used with other containers as well. Skip to 0:57 in the video.

We’re thinking “King Sloth” would be a more appropriate name for a giant, slow-moving arboreal mammal climbing a New York skyscraper, but that’s okay. We’ll forgive this guy since he’s just so adorable wreaking his havoc on the Big Apple.

The SpaTap is a small silicone shower head that fits onto most plastic bottles, for easy outdoor wash-ups. Its valve lets you control the flow of water, letting you take up to 20 hand washes or three showers with 2L of water.

Naturists and naturalists alike can keep it wild and free (and friends close) by destinkifying with all natural soaps from Sasquatch. Outdoorsy scents include Pine Tar and Cedar Citrus. Use them on your mighty beard, too. (Thanks Paul!)

It seems like a simple enough idea – VITEO’s Outdoorshower works just like a regular rainshower, but sprays you from the feet up. Great for getting sand off your feet and legs, and possibly for a cheap thrill.

All of the elements are amusing, but we like that clear face panel the most on the Social Shower Curtain; it’s an amusing gift idea for social media hounds or anyone who lives their life online.

Idiha Design’s circular outdoor shower wraps your body in jets from every direction but below. We only wish we had a place where we could take an outdoor shower without someone calling the cops.

This shower lets you hose off in the great outdoors, with 5 to 7 minutes of steady water pressure, using water warmed by the sun. Includes carrying case, a foot pump and a 7ft. hose with a spray nozzle.

(NSFW: Nudity) Dornbracht and Meiré and Meiré collaborated on this luxurious and indulgent shower that lets you lie down while you get massaged by six adjustable water jets.

Hang the shadowy Scary Shower Curtain in your buddy’s bathroom, and wait for the inevitable scream, then curses. Of course, if he gets home too late, this might happen.