THE BEST Sharks

Kids’ Shark Desk

Kids’ Shark Desk

Encourage your kids to study with the help of a hungry shark. This awesome desk and hutch from Cliek lets them stare right into the jaws of doom every time they sit down to do their homework. We love that the teeth are reading lights. Measures 40.16″ W x 62.2″ H x 24″ D overall. We’re gonna need a bigger bedroom.

Great Write Pencil Sharpener

Great Write Pencil Sharpener

We’re going to need a bigger eraser. This shark-shaped sharpener (sharkener?) is ready to chomp down on your pencils and give them a nice point that’s as sharp as a great white’s tooth. We don’t recommend attempting this with an actual shark.

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Shark Tea Bags

Shark Tea Bags

We’re gonna need a bigger cup. Somehow a great white shark has made its way into your kitchen, and is swimming around in your tea. Fortunately, that’s not blood in the water, but just the red from a fragrant hibiscus and rosehip tea blend. Still, sip at your own risk. Sold in sets of three. Also available from CD Japan.

Space Sharks

Space Sharks

(PG-13: Language, Gore) Animator Stefan Schumacher’s cartoon is clearly a nod to Rick and Morty, as two alien sharks decide they need to blend in after arriving on a strange planet. Despite its humorous approach, it’s actually a grim message about saving the real sharks here on Earth.

If You Fell Into a Pool of Sharks

If You Fell Into a Pool of Sharks

You might think that if you tripped while running alongside a pool full of sharks, you’d be chum. But the professional pontificators at What If have some thoughts on the actual consequences, and some tips for surviving such an unlikely event.

Shark Rock

Shark Rock

Artist Jimmy Swift spent hours getting beat up by the waves and sand to paint this pointy rock off the coast of South Goa, India to look like an angry great white shark. It makes for amazing photo opps for visitors, though smacking into a rock might be just as dangerous as swimming with sharks.

Facts About Sharks

Facts About Sharks

Did you know that some sharks have been reported to live as long as 400 years? Us neither. Tune into this episode of Mental Floss‘ list show, as host Erin McCarthy shares 31 things you may not have known about these impressive Elasmobranchii.

Jaws Board Game

Jaws Board Game

The upcoming Jaws board game has one player as the titular shark while up to three other players step in the role of Quint, Brody and Hooper. The shark player will attack swimmers and the heroes’ boat, while the humans try to find the shark and anticipate its next attack.

Maneater (Teaser)

Maneater (Teaser)

Maneater is an upcoming action RPG in which you assume the role of a man-eating bull shark. Your objective? Build your skills to become the most deadly predator in the ocean, as you chomp on sea creatures and humans alike. Coming soon to Steam.

Titanium Shark Multitool

Titanium Shark Multitool

LampsonFire’s hefty CNC-milled titanium pocket tool can be used as a pry bar, bottle opener, and a 6mm hex wrench. While other multitools offer more functions, they don’t look like a shark and Bullet Bill had a baby.

The Shark Tier List

The Shark Tier List

“There are generally no shark builds that can justify bottom tier.” TierZoo applies his eSports analysis on sharks, which have a couple of the most infamous builds in the real life meta. They’re proof that Blizzard is part of nature – they both take way too long to nerf OP stuff.

Chum the Dissected Shark

Chum the Dissected Shark

Made by Mighty Jaxx, Chum the Dissected Shark is here to teach you about the great white shark’s anatomy. Not only is half of this 13″ long plastic toy transparent, it has 20 detachable organs and cartilage bits, as well as its gnarly inner teeth.

Hammerhead Shark 2-in-1 Opener

Hammerhead Shark 2-in-1 Opener

This handy shark-shaped bar tool is ready to chomp down and pop open beer and soda bottles, and its head doubles as a corkscrew, so it opens wine bottles too. Available in brass, copper, or chrome finishes.

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Watermelon Shark Server

Watermelon Shark Server

The perfect way to serve up melon at parties. This ceramic watermelon-slash-shark will hold onto your fruit or other snacks, and is way easier and more permanent way to do it than carving one from an actual watermelon. You Martha Stewart types can try that instead.

Shark Cage Mishap

Shark Cage Mishap

If you’ve ever considered diving in a shark cage, you might rethink that after watching this video, in which a great white swam right through the bars, with a diver inside. Incredibly, the guy wasn’t injured, but we can imagine his wetsuit is a few shades more brown now.

Shark Sushi Plate

Shark Sushi Plate

You’re gonna need a smaller serving. AviCeramics makes beautiful serving stoneware plates that use an open shark’s mouth for condiments. Use it to hold sushi, wings, veggies and more. AviCeramics also makes a matching stoneware spoon that looks like a diver’s dismembered leg.

Shark & Diver Models

Shark & Diver Models

Designed by Matt Cavanaugh for Kontextür, these awesome vinyl models offer lots of points of articulation, and a fun and easy assembly process using plastic screws to attach their parts. The shark and diver each measure 14″ long when swimming.

Secrets of Shark Island

Secrets of Shark Island

The Revillagigedo Islands are known as Mexico’s little Galapagos – they’re small yet teeming with life, including dozens of endemic species. The Smithsonian explored the smallest island, Roca Partida, a diving spot known for its congregation of sharks, whales and more.

Jaws Bruce the Shark Mask

Jaws Bruce the Shark Mask

Start Halloween early with the first officially licensed Jaws mask featuring the movie’s antagonist. Made by Trick or Treat Studios and sculptor Mikey Rotella, it has Quint’s hand and the diving tank that did it in in it’s mouth.

Airbnb Shark Room

Airbnb Shark Room

Airbnb UK teamed up with the Aquarium de Paris to create the ultimate sleeping experience for shark fiends. The watertight, transparent walled room dangles inside a shark-filled tank. It’s being offered up to one lucky contest winner from 4/11-4/13/16. Enter to win here.

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Shark Shirt

Shark Shirt

Swim in shark infested waters without risk of losing a limb, with BetaBrand’s awesome shark-covered short-sleeve shirt. It’s made from 100% lightweight cotton, and box-pleated for a comfortable fit. The easiest way to see sharks if you’re landlocked.

Flying Great White Shark 2

Flying Great White Shark 2

While exploring shark behavior in Mossel Bay, South Africa, Skyler Thomas and White Shark Video came across a great white shark as it breached the water, capturing a moment that is at once awe-inspiring and terrifying. Skip to 1:36.

Sharkfin Soup

Sharkfin Soup

It’s rare to see more than one or two sharks from the shoreline, but Peter Selsey withnessed this scene of about 50 smooth-hound sharks sticking their fins out of the water as they fed on crabs at the RSPB Medmerry Nature Reserve in England.

Surfer Survives Shark Attack

Surfer Survives Shark Attack

The finals of the 2015 J-Bay Open in South Africa was canceled after a shark snuck up on finalist Mick Fanning. Fortunately Fanning’s flailing must have discouraged the fish and he was completely unharmed.

Great White Hopeful

Great White Hopeful

Hillary Rae and her friends went cage diving and got their money’s worth when a great white shark just went for it and tried to chew through their cage. This is one of the times when the line between “best” and “worst” is incredibly thin.

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