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Perfume

Juniper Ridge Cabin Spray

Juniper Ridge Cabin Spray

Bring the smell of nature to your home with Juniper Ridge’s Cabin Spray. Each scent is made using plants that were sustainably harvested from a particular countryside, forest or mountain in the United States.

Archer Air Superiority

Archer Air Superiority

While not officially tied to Sterling Archer, we could see the cartoon spy using at least one of these manly scents in his bachelor pad. Aromas include European sports car, distillery and hunting lodge.

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Bacon Cologne

Bacon Cologne

If you want to smell like your favorite breakfast food, Bacon cologne may be the perfect scent for you, though we’re not sure what canines that pass you by would do (or ladies for that matter).

24: The Fragrance

24: The Fragrance

Still miss Jack Bauer’s capers on 24? Channel his boldness with 24: The Fragrance, a cologne with spicy oriental undertones (probably from being tortured on that Chinese barge in season 6).

Liquid Money

Liquid Money

If you’re not masculine, daring and unforgettable, then don’t bother wearing Money cologne, packed in shredded US dollar bills and tinged with the woody aroma of newly printed money.

Whiskey Scented Toiletries

Whiskey Scented Toiletries

The Portland General Store sells products laced with the manliest scent of all, manlier than Sex Panther – Whiskey. They sell whiskey-scented shaving soap, shaving jelly, and even perfume.

Art Nouveau Diffuser Set

Art Nouveau Diffuser Set

Your place stinks of beer and socks. You have someone *wink wink* coming over. Pick a bottle. Insert sticks. A gentle eruption of fragrance, and a long, hot night follows. You’re welcome.

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