Awesome Perfume

While not officially tied to Sterling Archer, we could see the cartoon spy using at least one of these manly scents in his bachelor pad. Aromas include European sports car, distillery and hunting lodge.

If you want to smell like your favorite breakfast food, Bacon cologne may be the perfect scent for you, though we’re not sure what canines that pass you by would do (or ladies for that matter).

Still miss Jack Bauer’s capers on 24? Channel his boldness with 24: The Fragrance, a cologne with spicy oriental undertones (probably from being tortured on that Chinese barge in season 6).

If you’re not masculine, daring and unforgettable, then don’t bother wearing Money cologne, packed in shredded US dollar bills and tinged with the woody aroma of newly printed money.

The Portland General Store sells products laced with the manliest scent of all, manlier than Sex Panther – Whiskey. They sell whiskey-scented shaving soap, shaving jelly, and even perfume.

Your place stinks of beer and socks. You have someone *wink wink* coming over. Pick a bottle. Insert sticks. A gentle eruption of fragrance, and a long, hot night follows. You’re welcome.