Awesome Parodies

(NSFW) Comedian Pete Holmes points out why the coolest X-man is also one of its weakest. Wolverine’s not this dumb, but the point still stands. To be fair, compared to these guys, everyone in the Marvel universe is useless.

(NSFW: Language) Almost all horror films count on the stupidity of its characters so that they can go on for more than 15 minutes. Let’s give Joe Nicolosi a standing ovation for hilariously pointing out the sad state of the genre.

There have been many visionaries, geniuses and humanitarians who shared their knowledge through TED. While those folks seem like they’re onto something, other speakers sound like they’re on something. Here’s to the crazy ones.

(NSFW: Language) Pre-fight press events are often tense, the air filled with testosterone and trash talking. But this boxer takes the intimidation to another level. A level called love. How can these guys not crack themselves up?

(NSFW) Lana. Lana. LAAAANAAAA! It’s Kenny Loggins. The world’s most obnoxious secret agent and the rest of ISIS reenact scenes from the music video of Danger Zone, the ’80s pop rock song popularized by Top Gun.

Numberphile and “stand-up mathematician” Matt Parker poke fun at unboxing videos by giving a bunch of calculators all the extra attention, impulse judgments and non-scientific tests that every single object in the world doesn’t deserve.

(NSFW: Language) Justin Dec parodies Disney’s decision to spin off Pixar’s Cars with the Planes trilogy. For some reason the short has an dizzying number of close ups and quick cuts, but its points still stand.

A DMV officer gets for the ride of his life (and death). Animation Domination reminds us that Batman and his enemies are just different sides of the same coin. The same crazy and overly theatrical coin.

(NSFW) Don’t worry, there’s nothing wrong with your browser. Graphic designer Kim Taylor turns annoying online advertisements into serious fuel for your nightmares in Instant tentacles with this one weird trick!

The Dad Knight returns. Blake Wilson – he even has the initials right! – aka BatDad posted another compilation of him fighting his kids’ bad habits and more. He even has his own version of Catwoman. Except his is just Cat.

Time to throw out your old 8-track player and upgrade to the latest in portable music player technology! The Floppyman lets you listen to all of your favorite tunes, thanks to next-generation 3.5″ floppy disks. That’s 3.5″ of Floppy Fun!

The Matrix was arguably one of the greatest science fiction movies of all time. Here, Screen Junkies reminds us what we loved about the original, and why its two sequels were, uh, not quite as memorable. Neo, this is loco.

Baddy Paris and Rufus Starlight tried to convince their brother Robin to not get married and just stay with them. How? With this 80s masterpiece. Watch it in 360p and be transported back in time. AHHHHH! DON’T LEAVE US!

Twitter popularized the use of the hashtag as a search tool, but as usual people found ways to usurp it. Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake show us how ridiculous we sound when we make everything we say a catchphrase.

Raise a cool – albeit troubled – child with Animal New York’s compilation of children’s songs sung by indie rock bands and post-hip hop rappers. Or not. The songs were all performed by Adam Horne. His impressions are hilariously spot on.

For its Breaking Bad episode, Conan trolled Walter White’s barrel rolling scene with a “workout sensation that’s sweeping the meth-ravaged wastelands of the Southwest.” You can purchase the Bell Toner Pro X separately here.