Awesome Novelties

Upgrade your snacking game with SNACTIV’s Night Mode snack grabbers. Made from food-safe plastics, these ergonomic, flexible finger chopsticks deliver mess-free snacking with gaming-ready comfort. These ones glow in the dark for added fun. Say goodbye to greasy fingers and Cheetos dust when gaming, typing, and more. Embrace the future of snacking!

CountyComm created this novelty mini version of their Hooligan Forced Entry tool. This 4″ long titanium tool can pry small objects apart, but is unlikely to open anything more than a dollhouse. They made a batch of these as gifts for firefighters who use larger versions to breach doors and windows in emergencies, and have a limited overstock run available.

Need to get some stress out at work? Take it out on this miniature desktop punching bag from the diminutive RP Minis series. The set includes a pair of tiny boxing gloves for your index fingers, and a book with some finger boxing techniques. Ready for some desktop circuit training? Grab yourself a mini weightlifting set.

There is irrefutable proof that rats love pizza. Embrace the natural relationship between a rodent and his dinner with this vinyl and plastic toy from Archie McPhee. Mr. Rat rides in a 5.5″ long slice of pepperoni pizza that rolls along the ground when you pull it back. They also make a smaller version for rat racing with friends.

Don’t have anything to plug into your car’s 12-volt accessory outlet? These covers turn unused outlets and cigarette lighters into buttons you might find in James Bond’s Aston Martin. The set of two machined aluminum plugs includes “FIRE MISSILE” and “EJECT” buttons you can use to amuse your passengers. Available in red or black anodized finishes.

Act like a real fat cat with these $100 bill cocktail napkins from Fred. Pass them out to all of your guests, and by the end of the night, your fat stacks of cash will be reduced to a pile of crumpled-up paper covered with food, drink, and lipstick stains. Toss some into the fireplace for added effect.

Are you having a tough day… or a tough life? You could use some emotional support. Archie McPhee’s soft vinyl rubber chicken is here for you to lean on. And when you give him a squeeze, he’ll squawk to show his support. And if you’re feeling really edgy, consider grabbing a Stress Possum while you’re at it.

If you’re used to losing game pieces from your board games, then you definitely will want to skip these tiny games. Super Impulse makes teensy weensy versions of Scrabble, Monopoly, and Operation, each of which is guaranteed to frustrate, and should probably be played with tweezers.

When you build with LEGO, it’s easy to correct your mistakes just by unsnapping and snapping some bricks. Now, LEGO can help you correct your written mistakes, assuming you use a pencil. These novelty erasers look just like 4×2 LEGO blocks. They’re sold eight to a pack, in four light and airy colors.

A classy alternative to drawing straws, this brass cylinder comes with 10 metal pegs, each engraved with a number. When you need to decide who’s going first in a board game or any other activity, you simply draw pegs to determine the order. It’s funny to us that it resembles a revolver cylinder.