THE BEST Notes

Everything is better with butter, even this tastefully novel notepad. Chronicle Books’ Pad of Butter is a cholesterol-free kitchen staple for making grocery lists, jotting down recipes, stuffing stockings, and pranking Paula Deen (who we imagine would place it on a real butter dish). Contains 480 sheets, zero saturated fat.

While we prefer american or cheddar over swiss cheese on our burgers, at least this set of 160 sticky notes includes two all-beef patties, and a proper sesame seed bun for you to write on. Would you like fries with that?

Note-taking tools that use electrostatics to stick to smooth surfaces. Slickynotes can be used with pens or dry erase markers, while the Slickyboard is a thin roll-up whiteboard. Their adhesive property lasts for a few weeks.

Even though we don’t work in a delicatessen, we like the idea of writing all of our notes on these salami-shaped sheets from doiy. design. Now all we need is a pen that writes in spicy brown mustard and we’ll be all set.

Make your to-do lists more specific – or at least more eye-catching – with Poketo’s Pie Graph sticky notes. Use them to divide tasks, offer different choices or doodle different pies and pies charts.

(NSFW: Language) An efficient way of dealing with the people who give you grief. This notepad has a pretty comprehensive checklist of complaints, from laziness to mooching to being creepy.

Sticky notes on the fridge door going unnoticed? Time to switch tactics – get Switch Notes and be more aggressive with your reminders. Or just punch a hole through a pad of Post-Its.

This waterproof notepad works with any pencil. Use it to doodle or make notes while you’re in the shower, outdoors, or even underwater. Each pad has 40 sheets – enough for your manifesto.

2 snaps to the old school style of computing: Istanbul designer Burak Kaynak has dreamed up these 3.5” floppy disk shaped sticky notepads. They’re only a prototype, but wouldn’t they be fun?

Those little reminders you write to pick up toilet paper for yourself just got a little more classy, thanks to the gilded frame that comes with these sticky Masterpiece Notes.