THE BEST Ninjas

Preview: Red Steel 2

Preview: Red Steel 2

If you’ve been itching for more gameplay from Red Steel 2, GT’s preview has you covered; it compares the sequel to the original while showing plenty of runnin’, gunnin’, and slashin’.

Short Film: My Way

Short Film: My Way

Sure, it starts (and ends) like a cheesy Korean soap opera, but Team Bay’s My Way has a meaty center of awesomery-goodness packed with a German Wolverine, ninjas, and heinous head butts.

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Ophidian Shuriken

Ophidian Shuriken

The Ophidian Shuriken is one throwing star you don’t want to throw away; made out of 440 stainless steel, one blade pivots to turn it into the equivalent of a three-pointed brass knuckle.

Ninjas and Pirates T-shirt

Ninjas and Pirates T-shirt

Two mortal enemies lay down arms for V-Day in this Ninjas and Pirates t-shirt, opting for a heart-to-heart and maybe a hearty meal; tomorrow: back to ripping each other’s hearts out.

The Ninja Wisdom Deck

The Ninja Wisdom Deck

Ask A Ninja’s Ninja Wisdom Deck is a collection of 50 deadly meditations including the ninja code and ninja philosophy; it’s perfect for non-ninjas, as long as the deck doesn’t kill you first.

Epic Rock Paper Scissors

Epic Rock Paper Scissors

This Epic Rock Paper Scissors t-shirt is the ultimate geek showdown with Cowboys, Ninjas, Robots, Pirates, and Zombies; Captain Hook may need a helping (and extra) hand, though.

Karim Rashid Alloy Tiles

Karim Rashid Alloy Tiles

Because titanium ninja star walls = R.U.P.: Karim Rashid’s Alloy wall tiles blow away boring paint and wallpaper with 8 designs and metal finishes including titanium, steel, copper, and brass.

Funny: Ninja’s Unboxing

Funny: Ninja’s Unboxing

Mixing assassins with Google’s Nexus One thankfully only results in a lot of shredded cardboard: Ninja’s Unboxing is a sharp warning to blister packs and shrink wrapping everywhere.

Les Dangereux (Short Film)

Les Dangereux (Short Film)

All is fair in love and war, but ninjas often have a hard time telling the two apart: Daniel Klug’s Les Dangereux shows that assassins can be amorous–as long as they don’t get killed first.

Hamilton Carver: Zombie PI

Hamilton Carver: Zombie PI

A webseries due out March 2010, this trailer for Hamilton Carver: Zombie PI mixes film noir with zombies, ninjas, the devil, and dames that shower with their gloves on. Thanks, Brian!

Epic Battle T-shirt

Epic Battle T-shirt

Pirates and ninjas go toe to toe (and parrot to samurai) again with Jeff Battocletti’s Epic Battle t-shirt, which gets a well-deserved reprint filled with scars, swords, and all sorts of skullduggery.

Ninja Tanto Battle Package

Ninja Tanto Battle Package

The stealth warrior’s equivalent of a Swiss Army Knife, the Ninja Tanto Battle Package features a full-tang blade with a hidden push dagger, three throwing spikes, and ten caltrops.

We Strike After Lunch Tee

We Strike After Lunch Tee

Silent and deadly takes on a different air: we’ve wondered what ninjas do behind the scenes, but this We Strike After Lunch t-shirt reveals that even on the can, they’re still on the job.

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Shuriken Coasters

Shuriken Coasters

We’d think twice about drinking anything served by a ninja, but Shuriken Coasters are a perfect and not-so-subtle reminder to visitors of the deadly consequences of leaving water rings.

Mini Ninjas: Futo

Mini Ninjas: Futo

Not all ninjas need to be stealthy: Mini Ninjas has dropped two new trailers for sumo-sized ninja Futo; he gets a proper cinematic Hero intro but truly shines in the gameplay video.

iPhone App: iSamurai

iPhone App: iSamurai

We’ve seen swordplay iPhone apps before, but iSamurai communicates with your opponent’s iPhone via Wi-Fi to (semi) accurately produce sword strike and block sounds.

Pirates vs. Ninjas Checkers

Pirates vs. Ninjas Checkers

Real Pirates and Ninjas wouldn’t settle their ages-old rivalry with a game, but this hand-painted checkers set keeps flesh wounds to a minimum; also available: ninja and pirate-only sets.

Shuriken USB Drive

Shuriken USB Drive

The best way to tell if you’ve been hit by elite Ninja hackers is to look for telltale 2GB Shuriken USB drives; like true ninjas, they don’t play nice with other flash drives due to their size.

1:6 Saizo Kirigakure

1:6 Saizo Kirigakure

Straight from Kazuaki Kiriya’s Goemon, this 1:6 Saizo Kirigakura figure captures much of the lush detail from the movie with a slick armored Ninja suit and face guard.

Preview: Muramasa

Preview: Muramasa

With over 100 blades, a distinctly Japanese style and hordes of enemies, this preview for Vanilla Ware’s Muramasa gives Wii owners plenty of reason to be excited; it comes out 7/28.

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Ninja Hoodie

Ninja Hoodie

We wish we had seen Brianwood’s Ninja Hoodie back when it launched as part of his We Shall Overcome Fall/Winter 2008 collection; it sports a crazy zip mask with eyeholes.

Pirate vs. Ninja Mobile

Pirate vs. Ninja Mobile

Few things are as important as teaching your little geek about the neverending, epic struggle between pirates vs. ninjas; this mobile by SaltyandSweet consists of laser-cut figures.

Debut Trailer: NGS 2

Debut Trailer: NGS 2

Filled with flying ninja scrolls and more enemies than you can shake a shuriken at, this debut trailer for Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 rocks; the ginormous Buddha at the end totally pwns.

Free: Bowja 3

Free: Bowja 3

Bowja 3 tasks you with guiding a ninja through a series of adventures; you basically click around to progress the plotline, but the story is interesting enough to keep us clicking.

Ninja Toon T-shirt

Ninja Toon T-shirt

We’ve always wondered what happened to the clumsy ninjas; this Ninja Toon tee by Spain-based dobodob explains everything: they apparently hack themselves into oblivion.

Samurai Sword Umbrella

Samurai Sword Umbrella

This Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella lets us accomplish two lifelong ambitions simultaneously: to look like a dangerous 14th century warrior and to stay (mostly) dry. Thanks, eMDee!

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