Awesome Ninjas

…if you’re on fire. Come to think of it, no one would want to catch you with flames shooting from your body. This high-level ninja technique is now passed down to us in the form of a t-shirt or hoodie.

Samurai cowboys out for vengeance need look no further than this Enemies trailer for Red Steel 2; it’s packed with psychopaths, swordslingers, butchers, warlords, and of course, ninjas.

Wage not-so-silent death on your enemies while texting with these Mini Ninja Weapons Cellphone Charms; choose from tiny replicas of Katanas, Nunchucks, and Throwing Stars.

If you’ve been itching for more gameplay from Red Steel 2, GT’s preview has you covered; it compares the sequel to the original while showing plenty of runnin’, gunnin’, and slashin’.

Sure, it starts (and ends) like a cheesy Korean soap opera, but Team Bay’s My Way has a meaty center of awesomery-goodness packed with a German Wolverine, ninjas, and heinous head butts.

The Ophidian Shuriken is one throwing star you don’t want to throw away; made out of 440 stainless steel, one blade pivots to turn it into the equivalent of a three-pointed brass knuckle.

Two mortal enemies lay down arms for V-Day in this Ninjas and Pirates t-shirt, opting for a heart-to-heart and maybe a hearty meal; tomorrow: back to ripping each other’s hearts out.

Ask A Ninja’s Ninja Wisdom Deck is a collection of 50 deadly meditations including the ninja code and ninja philosophy; it’s perfect for non-ninjas, as long as the deck doesn’t kill you first.

This Epic Rock Paper Scissors t-shirt is the ultimate geek showdown with Cowboys, Ninjas, Robots, Pirates, and Zombies; Captain Hook may need a helping (and extra) hand, though.

Because titanium ninja star walls = R.U.P.: Karim Rashid’s Alloy wall tiles blow away boring paint and wallpaper with 8 designs and metal finishes including titanium, steel, copper, and brass.

Mixing assassins with Google’s Nexus One thankfully only results in a lot of shredded cardboard: Ninja’s Unboxing is a sharp warning to blister packs and shrink wrapping everywhere.

All is fair in love and war, but ninjas often have a hard time telling the two apart: Daniel Klug’s Les Dangereux shows that assassins can be amorous–as long as they don’t get killed first.

A webseries due out March 2010, this trailer for Hamilton Carver: Zombie PI mixes film noir with zombies, ninjas, the devil, and dames that shower with their gloves on. Thanks, Brian!

Pirates and ninjas go toe to toe (and parrot to samurai) again with Jeff Battocletti’s Epic Battle t-shirt, which gets a well-deserved reprint filled with scars, swords, and all sorts of skullduggery.

The stealth warrior’s equivalent of a Swiss Army Knife, the Ninja Tanto Battle Package features a full-tang blade with a hidden push dagger, three throwing spikes, and ten caltrops.

Silent and deadly takes on a different air: we’ve wondered what ninjas do behind the scenes, but this We Strike After Lunch t-shirt reveals that even on the can, they’re still on the job.

We’d think twice about drinking anything served by a ninja, but Shuriken Coasters are a perfect and not-so-subtle reminder to visitors of the deadly consequences of leaving water rings.

Not all ninjas need to be stealthy: Mini Ninjas has dropped two new trailers for sumo-sized ninja Futo; he gets a proper cinematic Hero intro but truly shines in the gameplay video.

We’ve seen swordplay iPhone apps before, but iSamurai communicates with your opponent’s iPhone via Wi-Fi to (semi) accurately produce sword strike and block sounds.

Real Pirates and Ninjas wouldn’t settle their ages-old rivalry with a game, but this hand-painted checkers set keeps flesh wounds to a minimum; also available: ninja and pirate-only sets.

The best way to tell if you’ve been hit by elite Ninja hackers is to look for telltale 2GB Shuriken USB drives; like true ninjas, they don’t play nice with other flash drives due to their size.

Straight from Kazuaki Kiriya’s Goemon, this 1:6 Saizo Kirigakura figure captures much of the lush detail from the movie with a slick armored Ninja suit and face guard.

With over 100 blades, a distinctly Japanese style and hordes of enemies, this preview for Vanilla Ware’s Muramasa gives Wii owners plenty of reason to be excited; it comes out 7/28.