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LugeCubes

LugeCubes

Combining racing and drinking seems like a bad idea, but LugeCubes are molded ice cube trays that let you create the ultimate liquor run–just don’t get your tongue stuck in anticipation.

ElectraPour

ElectraPour

The inebriated are easily amused, but this ElectraPour should impress even the most sober of bar-hoppers: a red LED light illuminates the entire stream of liquor as you pour.

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Port of Barcelona Gin

Port of Barcelona Gin

Reknowned for their Obsello Absinthe Verte, Esmeralda Distillery’s Port of Barcelona Gin is distilled in their absinthe stills and mixed with 13 botanicals for a Mediterranean flavor.

Place: Zombie Den

Place: Zombie Den

Staffed with Shaun of the Dead lookalike bartenders, Donny Dirk’s Zombie Den is a decidedly undead unfriendly bar: it’s got a chainsaw in the corner for those special outbreaks.

Leather Cocktail Bag

Leather Cocktail Bag

You won’t be mistaken for a boozehound with this leather cocktail bag; it’s packs a stainless steel cocktail shaker, four 10 oz. glasses and three zippered pockets for other goodies.

Margaritaville Explorer

Margaritaville Explorer

Take your margaritas on the road with Margaritaville’s Explorer: it features a rechargeable 18 V battery pack, pre-programmed drink settings, and a plastic 36 oz jar for durability.

Black Bull Whisky

Black Bull Whisky

Black Bull Whisky is simple and strong Scottish stuff: 50% malt whisky, 50% grain whisky, all of it over 30 years in age and bottled at 100 proof; the first batch is limited to 600 bottles.

Emoticon Shot Glasses

Emoticon Shot Glasses

Perfect for when alcohol has rendered both facial and verbal expression impossible, these Emoticon Shot Glasses allow you to continue boozing and schmoozing without interruption.

Glenfiddich 50-year Whiskey

Glenfiddich 50-year Whiskey

120-year old distillery William Grant & Sons’ Glenfiddich 50-year Whiskey is one of its rarest; they’ll sell 50 hand-blown bottles a year for 10 years, each tucked into a leather-bound case.

Sweet Tea Vodka

Sweet Tea Vodka

The deep south and the cold north get together for Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea Vodka; Drinkhacker loves the stuff, which is essentially 70-proof iced tea that goes down ridiculously easy.

Johnnie Walker Weekender

Johnnie Walker Weekender

Bill Amberg and Johnnie Walker team up for the Weekender bag: it’s made with perfed dark navy calf and saddle leather and includes a bottle of Blue Label Blended Scotch Whisky.

Vegefeuer Liqueur

Vegefeuer  Liqueur

Anything that describes itself as a “hellish clear herbal liqueur” is worth a try; Vegefeuer is a 110 proof drink designed to be set on fire, which brings out its roast and caramel flavors.

Free App: Drinkspiration

Free App: Drinkspiration

It’s not the only iPhone drink app out there, but we like Drinkspiration’s extra features: it can recommend based on your location or, most interestingly, by ambient volume.

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Timbuk2 Dolores Chiller

Timbuk2 Dolores Chiller

Shaped like a messenger bag, Timbuk2’s Dolores Chiller is actually a cooler which will haul the most precious cargo of all: up to 12 ice cold cans of beer, complete with bottle opener.

Iphone App: DrinkTracker

Iphone App: DrinkTracker

You’ll need be sober enough to use it, but DrinkTracker is a decent breathalyser in a pinch: it takes your stats and drinks consumed to figure out your BAC. Thanks, Samantha!

Beefeater 24 Gin

Beefeater 24 Gin

Named for the botanicals it steeps in for 24 hours, Beefeater 24 uniquely adds in sencha and green teas; best served with plenty of ice, it’s a 90 proof drink with strong juniper flavor.

Round-the-World Pub Crawl

Round-the-World Pub Crawl

Gentlemen, your vacation has arrived: Thirsty Swagman offers tours that focus solely on great nightlife and watering holes, including a Round-the-World Pub Crawl. Thanks, Kenneth!

Golf Bag Drink Dispenser

Golf Bag Drink Dispenser

This can’t be a good idea for your game, but we think this Golf Bag Drink Dispenser is perfect for clandestine booze hounds; it’ll hold up to 48 ounces of hot or cold beverages.

CarboPouch Beer Pouch

CarboPouch Beer Pouch

To be filed in the “Why the heck not?” category: CarboPouch is a pouch with cap and spout that lets draft brewers fill beer on-site with no headspace and no change in flavor.

DeLeón Tequila

DeLeón Tequila

Beyond DeLeón Tequila’s packaging–the metal top is hand-carved by rock-and-roll jewelry designer Bill Wall–it’s also an ultra-smooth, 7,500 ft. tequila designed to be savored neat.

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Glengoyne 40 Year Old

Glengoyne 40 Year Old

The oldest highland single malt whisky from Glengoyne Distillery, the Glengoyne 40 Year Old is also the priciest at nearly $5,000; it’ll be limited to 250 hand-blown crystal decanters.

Corzo Personalized Labels

Corzo Personalized Labels

Corzo literally has a bottle of tequila with your name on it with their Personalized Metal Labels; they’ll be delivered to you free of charge and will fit any Classic, Reposado or Anejo bottle.

Ty Ku Sake Bomb Kit

Ty Ku Sake Bomb Kit

The fine art of sake bombing goes upscale with this Ty Ku Sake Bomb Kit; it includes 750ml of Ty Ku’s Super Premium Junmai Ginju Sake, two black cups and four stirrers.

App: iShot Machine

App: iShot Machine

iShot Machine takes the best vices of Vegas (liquor and gambling) and combines them into a drink-dispensing slot machine; simply shake it and randomly get one of 3,000 shot recipes.

Homer Hip Flask

Homer Hip Flask

Adorned with our favorite bumbling, balding, boozehound, this stainless steel Homer Hip Flask set also includes four shot cups; it’s perfect for Father’s Day if dad loves The Simpsons.

Wine Bottle Thermometer

Wine Bottle Thermometer

An affordable alternative to Kalorik’s Wi-fi Wine Cooler, this Wine Bottle Thermometer straps onto your favorite 750ml bottle and will display its temperature from 41 to 85 degrees F.

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