Awesome Kids

“Mother, if I don’t make it out of this alive, please, take care of Bobo for me.” GoPro used The Film Jar’s footage of children being launched off of a water blob at a summer camp to make this hilarious compilation.

“I’d rather play outside… or maybe do homework more than this!” The Fine Bros. dust off another relic of the past, the primitive LCD handheld games from the 1990s. That Jurassic Park game proves that movie games have always sucked.

Gold medal decathlete Bryan Clay has retired from his sport, but he still keeps his javelin handy for special occasions such as pulling his daughter’s loose baby tooth. Good luck finding the tooth after that.

YouTuber Bruce Ryu shows off more of his son Ryusei’s nunchuck and acting skills. Watch as the kickass kid imitates his idol Bruce Lee’s moves and lines from a fight scene in Game of Death.

Before they turned in their stellar performance of classic Led Zeppelin, the kids of Louisville Leopard Percussionists played this charming rendition of Ozzy Osbourne’s Crazy Train, played on a variety of instruments you hit with hammers and sticks.

YouTuber cb6652’s 2-year-old daughter puts on her mean face when she sings the alphabet song. He added a metal track and the rest is viral history. Watch out for her first single, The Chant of EMOMOMOPEE.

In Soviet Russia (or the Czech Republic), dog walks you. That’s literally what these people witnessed as they drove along a road and came across a youngster who found himself on the wrong end of the leash. Mirror here.

Kids will be kids, but if our rugrats did the kind of destruction these troublemakers caused, we might just have to put them up for adoption – except maybe the one who put the stickers on the baby, because that’s just funny.

(NSFW: Language) “So young and yet so disgusting!”  The Onion talks to Tyler Morgan, who got accepted into Ohio State University even though he’s only 13 years old, thanks to his college-level drinking skills.

The 2014-15 Louisville Leopard Percussionists, aged 7 to 12 practice a medley of Led Zeppelin classics Kashmir, The Ocean and Immigrant Song, played on marimbas, xylophone, vibraphone, drums, timbales, congas, bongos and piano.

Here in the States, breakfast usually consists of cereal, eggs, meats or pastries. But these kids learn that dining habits vary greatly around the world, as they partake of some very different takes on the most important meal of the day.

Now 4-years-old, the sharpshooting toddler Titus Ashby took his talents to Lake Tahoe to shoot basketballs, footballs and even baseballs on his battered hoop. He also headbutted a rock. Just to switch things up a bit.

The Fine Brothers hand a bunch of today’s kids the 1985 storytelling bear Teddy Ruxpin. We love how some kids think he’s weird and creepy too. Our favorite quote: “Is this from Five Nights at Freddy’s?” Also, kids have no attention span.

We’d never trust a four-year-old with a set of nunchucks, but this kid seems to know what he’s doing. Watch as he does his best impression of Bruce Lee as he mimics his moves on the TV behind him – without breaking the screen.

“There’s no photo fluid in this thing!” The Fine Brothers handed their gang of curious children a camera that actually uses 35mm film. They all understand what it is, but most have no idea how to shoot pictures with it. Oh, to be young.

A couple of little girls decide to play outside with their flying mutant helicopter/doll thingie, but they seem to have underestimated its ability to take flight. Oh well, it’s bound to land somewhere, right? Mars, perhaps?