Awesome Kids

Long after Jimmy Kimmel’s cruel pre-holiday prank was over, parents continued to mess with their kid’s heads and tell them they were getting crap for Xmas. Broccoli = the new lump of coal.

While at the girls’ section of a toy store, Riley had an epiphany: Girls’ toys are often pink. Then she uncovers more and more and is not pleased about it. Riley, have your parents read this to you.

The first feline nanny we saw was really patient and tolerant, but Stewie the cat takes a more active role – he uses his mystical cat powers on a crying baby to put the young one to sleep.

This kid has a loose tooth and it’s time for it to go. But he’s not gonna let Dad yank it for him. Nope. He’s tied it up to a Nerf Big Bow, and lets it do the work. Not recommended for impacted molars.

After the success of the Halloween candy prank, Jimmy Kimmel once again asked parents to mess with their kids. The little ones were allowed to open their presents early, only to find crap inside.

If you liked listening to the talking twin babies, put your hands up for 2-year old MC Khaliyl Iloyi as he practices his freestyle flow. Sure, it’s gibberish, but it’s rhythmic gibberish.

A group of kids from the Sullivan School kindergarten in Seoul, South Korea unleash their nascent punk-rockers with a cover of The Ramones’ Judy is a Punk. They already know how to pogo.

Part plaything, part bookshelf, part storage system for kids, Pin Pres by OOO My Design is like a giant-sized one of those retro pin art toys. We want a whole wall of these, in adult-size, please.

Tyler McAbee was going to shoot a home video welcoming his newborn niece, Ella into the world. Instead, he created this brilliantly updated version of Kanye and Jay-Z’s Gotta Have It.

More proof that babies can already pick good music. YouTuber Dave aka berge95 knows what to do when his daughter Rachel starts crying – turn the player on and let Biggie Smalls save the day.

This little girl is a fast learner. At least that is if her last name is Blofeld, Vader, Bates, Söze, Lechter, Gruber, Voldemort, Palpatine, De Ville or Evil. Or maybe she’ll just kill us all with cuteness.

Mom wants the boys to grow up healthy and strong, but it doesn’t look like the kids have any desire to go that route in this episode of Kid History about good food and bad food. (Thanks John!)

You wouldn’t want to run into this kid in a dark alley. While we actually don’t get to see too many of his Zui Quan fighting moves, he could definitely kick the crap out of you with one of his flips.

A group of 8 to 10 year-olds performs Enter Sandman at the Buckleberry Beer Festival. We’re less perplexed by kids playing Metallica than why they’re playing at a BEER festival.

This girl is practicing some moves for her drill team, when her kid brother decides to pop into the frame. Not only does he completely upstage her, she has no clue until the end. Smack that!

Ok, between the creepy mom and the even more disturbing talking doll, this fake ad for a children’s juice drink has got all the makings for a lifetime of nightmares, starting tonight. Yeesh.