Awesome Kids

Part plaything, part bookshelf, part storage system for kids, Pin Pres by OOO My Design is like a giant-sized one of those retro pin art toys. We want a whole wall of these, in adult-size, please.

Tyler McAbee was going to shoot a home video welcoming his newborn niece, Ella into the world. Instead, he created this brilliantly updated version of Kanye and Jay-Z’s Gotta Have It.

More proof that babies can already pick good music. YouTuber Dave aka berge95 knows what to do when his daughter Rachel starts crying – turn the player on and let Biggie Smalls save the day.

This little girl is a fast learner. At least that is if her last name is Blofeld, Vader, Bates, Söze, Lechter, Gruber, Voldemort, Palpatine, De Ville or Evil. Or maybe she’ll just kill us all with cuteness.

Mom wants the boys to grow up healthy and strong, but it doesn’t look like the kids have any desire to go that route in this episode of Kid History about good food and bad food. (Thanks John!)

You wouldn’t want to run into this kid in a dark alley. While we actually don’t get to see too many of his Zui Quan fighting moves, he could definitely kick the crap out of you with one of his flips.

A group of 8 to 10 year-olds performs Enter Sandman at the Buckleberry Beer Festival. We’re less perplexed by kids playing Metallica than why they’re playing at a BEER festival.

This girl is practicing some moves for her drill team, when her kid brother decides to pop into the frame. Not only does he completely upstage her, she has no clue until the end. Smack that!

Ok, between the creepy mom and the even more disturbing talking doll, this fake ad for a children’s juice drink has got all the makings for a lifetime of nightmares, starting tonight. Yeesh.

Artist Andrew Kolb created this wonderfully illustrated children’s book based on David Bowie’s ode to the space-bound Major Tom. Grab the entire book in PDF form here or here (mirror)

All-girl sleepover parties include tickle fights and ice cream sundae eating, but until we saw this video, we really had no clue how extreme things can get when it comes time to share secrets.

In honor of Real Madrid’s 109th anniversary, the Spanish football team faced off against 109 Guangzhou children. Real still won, but only by a score of 2-1. Not too shabby, kids. (Thanks Wong!)

And we thought we had mad dance moves. These kids bust out their best OutKast on their Wii. And while Justin and Jeremy are twins, the boy on the left seems to have a better grasp on the lyrics.

The Fine Brothers raise the calorie count for the kids, showing them a bunch of clips from Epic Meal Time. Clearly there’s a divide between boys and girls, at least until they ask them what they’d cook.

We’re enjoying the looks of these fun little bricks from Tara Ketchum, hand-cast to resemble standard 2″x4″ LEGO building blocks. They’d make great gifts for architects, builders, or any LEGO fan.

Just because you’re a little kid doesn’t mean you can’t dream of the day you’ll be tearing down the road in a convertible Mustang, with a girl on your arm, drifting around cones. Actually, why wait?

The Fine Brothers have amassed an amusing collection of opinions from kids in the latest installment of Kids React: this time the subject is the poptart cat that farts a rainbow, aka Nyan Cat.

Despite the seemingly ominous screen cap and title, this just might be the most adorable video you’ll see, er, hear all year, with fear, innocence, love and relief in spades. I’m coming Milesy!

We enjoyed the first clever episode of Kid History, so here’s their latest installment for your enjoyment – just in case you need to remember how hardheaded you used to be as a youth.

(NSFW: Language) Gather round kids, and check out this thirty second vid on how to make a little kid toy phone curse and swear; don’t try to hack it unless you want to get busted by your parents.

My First Dictionary: Corrupting Young Minds One Word at a Time is a book (based on the blog) by Ross Horsley that combines vintage children’s book illustrations with wickedly twisted word definitions.

Little Losiah is totally stoked for his very first rollercoaster ride. Then the ride kicks in. Maybe next time they should go with the tea cups or the merry-go-round. It’ll get better someday, Losiah.

Go the F**k To Sleep is a subversive (and really not to be read aloud) bedtime book for parents who know that snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a child sailing off to dreamland.