Awesome Kids

Royce Hutain aka Dopplerizer aka Visual Burrito decided to give his 22-month-old daughter a treat for Halloween, and made her this LED-covered costume that makes her look like a walking stick figure. More of his LED suits here.

Ok, you don’t pull an actual Stingray out of a box, but if you’ve got kids, the Fisher-Price Power Wheels 2014 Corvette Stingray is the next best thing. Relish in the joy of twins Gabe and Garrett opening up theirs and taking it for a spin.

Music instructor Aaron Okeefe lets some of his young students show off the skills he’s imparted in this impressive cover of Forty Six & 2 by Tool. As one YouTube commenter put it: “the drummer and bassist are just killing it!!!!!!!!”

Justin from Fatawesome does his best job to explain the facts about girlfriends and dating to his little nephew Riley. Thankfully, it’s not Justin’s responsibility to explain the birds and the bees to Riley. At least we hope not.

YouTuber arfmoochikncheez figured out a way to make her daughter stop crying that “works 90% of the time.” He doesn’t even need to bribe or threaten her. So what’s this great technique? We call it the “Ask and She Shall Cease.”

11-year-old Quinn Sheeran took a simple container of Old Spice deodorant and hacked it so it does something that it should have done since 1976 – it plays the theme from Rocky when you open it. Old Spice, hire this kid.

Baby Sofia seems to have grown her sweet tooth early, and would rather eat chocolates than vegetables. So her dad gives her the ol’ switcheroo. We wonder how many times she’ll fall for that.

Here’s some vintage TV footage of a little kid named Murray being show a card trick. But you can’t fool Murray. His keen powers of observation help him spot a cheap trick a mile away. Murray, Murray, Murray.

An amused father catches his son about to eat a popsicle first thing in the morning. The sweet-faced bandit stalls for time, but he eventually pulls off an advanced trick: getting what you want without having to steal it.

Don’t be surprised if you have to pick your jaw up from the floor after watching the sixth grade shredders from Brooklyn that make up the tiny but powerful metal band Unlocking the Truth.

This six-year-old girl from Pyongyang sure can play a mean xylophone, but if you stick around long enough, you’ll find out that’s not the only instrument she’s mastered. Though she does have some competition.

Josh Turnbull, the 2-year-old son of Chelsea goal keeper Ross Turnbull took advantage of the goal that dear old dad left undefended after the final match of the season.

An amusing commercial from a few years back for hospitality jobs site Caterer.com in which we get a glimpse at the perpetually pissed off chef Gordon Ramsay as a child. We so wanted him to call his mum a donkey. More here.

We’re not strangers to early rock bloomers, but little Elisabetta’s naturally harsh vocals may just be the hardest we have heard so far. Little Red Riding Hood and doing laundry were never more metal. Original video here.

This little toddler is starting off on his life of crime early, as he uses a pair of nail clippers to crack into his big sister’s bedroom and swipe her toys at night. Even better yet, his proud parents posted the video on YouTube.

While the young breakdancer at the start of this clip isn’t half bad, the appropriately monikered 6-year-old Terra upstages his every move, dealing an epic deathblow to her competition. More here and here.