Awesome Keychains

The tiny Microblade Pill Knife will soon arrive in a titanium variant. Small enough to carry on your keychain, the Pill Ti is perfect for opening packages, cutting paper, or removing stickers. Each one is CNC-machined from solid titanium and comes with a protective cap, a quick-release carabiner, and a cap holder.

This compact aluminum cache is perfect for storing pills, mints, or even rolled-up cash. It’s made from food-safe anodized aluminum with a smooth black finish and has a secure screw-top lid. A great addition to any keychain.

Do you or someone you know love pinball? The guys at gcpinball make these nifty keychains that look just like a real flipper from a pinball machine. Since they’re individually 3D printed they can be personalized with up to three initials, and come in a dozen color combinations.

WESN’s minimalist carabiner clip is milled from a single piece of titanium for durability and a sleek look. It’s perfect for carrying keys, pocket flashlights, or other keychain accessories on your belt loop or on a backpack. It comes in a raw titanium or black finish.

If you often find yourself in need of lip balm, Screwpop’s accessory would be a great addition to your keychain. It features a stainless steel clip that firmly holds most standard tubes, while still providing access to its advancer knob. As a bonus, it has a flip-out bottle opener blade.

This teensy cutting tool fits inside of a pill-shaped steel container. It’s small enough to carry on your keychain, a lanyard, or a zipper pull and is great for opening packages, cutting string, or scraping off labels. It comes in brass, copper, or stainless finishes and includes a rubber stopper, so you don’t lose its cap.

Keep your pills, rolled-up cash, match sticks, or other small items inside of this torpedo-shaped keychain container from edcfans. It’s 100% waterproof, made from lightweight aerospace-grade aluminum, and has a sharp carbide glass breaker on its tip. Measures 3.1″ long x 1.3″ diameter, with a 1.3″ inner diameter.

Do you prefer to row your own gears? Share your love for manual transmissions with one of these tiny shifters for your keychain. It has a tiny shift lever with a 6-speed gated setup. They come in a variety of colors, as well as coilover shock, crankshaft, disc brake, and turbocharger versions.

Celebrate your love for latkes, your passion for pastrami, and your cravings for challah with these fun laser-engraved keychains from the Jewish Food Society. Thinking about these deli foods is making us hungry… except that gefilte fish.

Upgrade your everyday carry and keep your pocket organized with this complete Keyport Pivot set. Not only does it hold your keys, but this bundle includes the pocket knife blade, mini flashlight, MOCA 10-in-1 multiport, Keyport ID, and an S-Biner. Save 24% in The Awesomer Shop.

Keyport’s blade-style multitool combines a bottle opener, flat-blade screwdriver, cord cutter, box opener, scoring tool, hex bit driver, 2″ ruler, and 1/4″, 5/16″, and 3/8″ wrenches. The stainless steel tool works standalone or loads into the Keyport Pivot key holder. The MOCA II adds a pocket clip/handle and a philips driver.

This titanium keychain accessory combines three useful functions in one tiny tool. It offers a bottle opener, flat and phillips screwdrivers, all in a tool that’s just under 2″ long and nestles neatly between your keys. Comes in raw titanium and a variety of anodized color finishes.

This heavy duty carabiner-style keychain features a rustproof zinc alloy body with smooth chamfered edges that won’t catch on clothing or bags. The black and gold clip has two holes for key rings, along with a built-in bottle opener. Also available in a silver finish.

Designed by a retired NY City paramedic, StatGear’s Hygiene Hand is a keychain-sized tool you can use to push buttons and open doors without touching them with your hand. It’s made from solid brass, which is an inherently antimicrobial metal. They hope to start shipping as soon as May 2020.

This aluminum and zinc alloy bit driver can carry up to six hex bits. Its interior compartment is waterproof, and its magnetic tip securely holds a bit for driving. You can also adjust its dividers to hold other items like pills, toothpicks, or emergency cash. It’s got a belt clip and a keychain loop for carrying versatility.

This ridiculously teensy keychain tool pops open bottles, cuts boxes, pries paint can lids, sparks flint, turns flat blade screws, and more. It’s mad from grade 5 titanium, measures 0.7″ long, weighs just 2 grams, and is TSA-safe to travel with.

Help your keys go meta with this amusing oversized key keychain. It won’t unlock anything, but will keep your other keys in check. Studio Cult’s laughably large key is made from a lightweight goldtone metal, and measures 4″ in length.

Specode’s elegant keychain flashlight resembles a chunky dog tag, and is made from real brass. It packs a 60-lumen CREE XP-G2 LED light source, and is rechargeable via its MicroUSB port. Also available in aluminum.

Accessory maker Distil Union created this smart organizational system for your money, keys, phone, sunglasses and other everyday items. It uses magnets to attach multiple items together, or to hang them on its wall base station. The components come in a variety of stylish colors too. (Thanks Thong!)

Streamlight’s clever key-shaped flashlight is perfect for eyeing locks in the dark, or for illuminating other nighttime tasks. It’s got a clean white 35-lumen LED light source, is weather resistant, and has a USB-rechargeable battery built-in.

Are you constantly misplacing your keys? Well Calliugraphuck’s “Where the F**k are my Keys?” keychain is guaranteed not to help with that, but it is guaranteed to give you a good laugh once you find them. They should partner up with the guys at Tile to make a version that’s actually useful.

TEC Accessories’ bead-blasted titanium fob serves little purpose but to look cool, and we’re good with that. The machined housing holds three or six self-luminescent tritium vials for a striking visual effect on your keychain, a pendant, or on your bag. Also available in stainless steel. Tritium vials sold separately.

EDC outfitter The James Brand now offers a version of its excellent Melville carabiner in CNC-machined titanium. Like the anodized aluminum models, the dual-compartment clip locks keyrings confidently in place, and it has a built-in bottle opener.